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The Last Thing You Purchased - Up Your Ass

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Salad tray with a plastic fork!!!

Ouch!!
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Antibiotics (tablets)
adi_me33
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A gallon of milk
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An Orange Cream Icee
Nikki703
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Gasoline

Gas up your ass............sort of makes sense. LOL
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5kg chicken fillets pretty much fucked!
simplyjohn
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I dont understand this ... but the last thing I bought was a 2 pack of part baked baguettes

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a coffee


ouch >.<
Gillianleeeza
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OMG, I just went grocery shopping and bought $200.00 worth of groceries. That 's going to take awhile, lol. The last thing that went into the bags was a 2 liter soda. Excuse me while I return to the store for some vaseline.
honeydipped
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air freshener, how appropriate.

Say. Her. Name.
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A whole bunch of different vegetables...

At least it's natural, right? biggrin
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A cellphone.. oh god I hope no one calls... its on vibra LMAO
vivien
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a ring a dingy a ring a dingy hello hello omg what strange noises ..............;sun screen and looking for volunteers to assist me
lynnwitt
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Oh dear! I stopped at Home Depot and purchased a new nozzle for the hose.......
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Quote by Charlotte_
Somehow I don't think a baguette is going to work....


Even with LOTS of butter?
adi_me33
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Quote by lynnwitt


Even with LOTS of butter?

Charlotte!! Just relax
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Quote by trinket
Your last purchase can be anything.

Mine was a bag of minties. ( peppermint chews). I bought the family size. At least they can go up there one by one!

I'd say that would make me somewhat fucked.




Ice Cream....
lynnwitt
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Quote by Peri


Ice Cream....


Now THAT would be a chilling experience!
kitty40
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A birthday cake. This is gonna be messy!!
Porgy87
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A Dunkin' Donuts jelly stick. Given that it's not going in without some kind of appliance or tool, I'd say I'm fucked up, down, and sideways. Ew.
lynnwitt
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Quote by Porgy87
A Dunkin' Donuts jelly stick. Given that it's not going in without some kind of appliance or tool, I'd say I'm fucked up, down, and sideways. Ew.


Here you go!
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I was at Home Depot too, plumbers snake