Public display of butt crack (a felony when men do it)
Shitting in the mayors yard xD
Assault with a deadly weapon
For flooding a police station
For causing flooding in many a man's pants... ;)
For cuffing himself to his bed while off duty.
For going topless wearing nothing but a tutu
For aggravated thigh teasing with intent to entice.
For meditating nude in a public park
For drooling all over the guys at the gym.
For watching the ladies zumba class... 3x a day for 2 weeks straight!
Break and Enter, for breaking into, entering, eating the entire contents of the local bakery.
bit me on the cheeky bum, in full view of others at the bar
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable."
C'è un fascino per il proibito che lo rende indicibilmente desiderabile.
— Mark Twain
petty theft for stealing those stockings
Obviously flashing in public. lol
Spying on people by looking through their keyholes.
Receiving fallatio in a restaurant. Went all "When Harry Met Sally." lol
He let the Coppers into the Speakeasy door he was supposed to be guarding.
OMG he dressed up like a gothic cupid and then ran around the shopping centre shooting everyone in the butt with his magical bow.
impersonating a Police officer , pulling innocent young woman over and stealing kisses as a bribe to get off the false offence
Naughty Naughty
a practical joke- casting a spell that makes everyone horny
Masturbating in the stands at the local team's big game.
Asked a 99 years old lady if she still feels horny and a whore if she is a virgin
Caught having sex on the hood of the next door neighbors car with his wife, when her husband found them in the open. Her husband back handed him and he returned the punch in his face and broke his nose.
impersonating a demon, and making the Village virgins smile (virgins no more) in public.