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The person above you has been arrested. What did they do?

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Public Lewdness
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Public display of butt crack (a felony when men do it)
Shitting in the mayors yard xD
Assault with a deadly weapon
For flooding a police station
For causing flooding in many a man's pants... ;)
For going topless wearing nothing but a tutu
For aggravated thigh teasing with intent to entice.
For watching the ladies zumba class... 3x a day for 2 weeks straight!
bit me on the cheeky bum, in full view of others at the bar
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable."

C'è un fascino per il proibito che lo rende indicibilmente desiderabile.

— Mark Twain
petty theft for stealing those stockings
Hiding under restaurant tables to give fellatio.
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
He let the Coppers into the Speakeasy door he was supposed to be guarding.
OMG he dressed up like a gothic cupid and then ran around the shopping centre shooting everyone in the butt with his magical bow.
Oh this is fun, and i know exactly what she did! She was pulled over for speeding, doing 100 mph in a 35 mph zone, then told the officer she was Samantha Stevens from Bewitched. He knew better, i think
impersonating a Police officer , pulling innocent young woman over and stealing kisses as a bribe to get off the false offence

Naughty Naughty
a practical joke- casting a spell that makes everyone horny
Asked a 99 years old lady if she still feels horny and a whore if she is a virgin
Caught having sex on the hood of the next door neighbors car with his wife, when her husband found them in the open. Her husband back handed him and he returned the punch in his face and broke his nose.
impersonating a demon, and making the Village virgins smile (virgins no more) in public.