The person above you has been arrested. What did they do?

9 Jun 2016

For drooling over the peaches.... lol

10 Jun 2016

For wearing fur at a PETA convention.

10 Jun 2016

Stealing some very sparkly silver and gold high heeled knee high ballet boots....

10 Jun 2016

For being cute and cuddlable...Hell I don't know...could not think of anything funny or sarcastic just yet....lol

16 Jun 2016

for hijacking champagne trucks and reselling the cargo to high school kids

I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket

17 Jun 2016

For hiding in the dark corners and stealing kisses

My Anti-Valentine Entry 💔

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/a-valentines-date-to-remember

My first EP and a top ten from the Pride Competition
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/-love-is-love-.aspx

Hanging in the background but around

17 Jun 2016

Tilly was arrested for stealing books from the library. The culprit was IDed as a naked tattooed woman so she was easily found.

17 Jun 2016

Dispensing discipline without a permit.

17 Jun 2016

For somehow convincing this poor critter that there is no danger at all walking along the fence, and then laughing about it.

17 Jun 2016

Quote by Castle4coochie
Tell me, what did I do?

...public nudity

17 Jun 2016

keeping federal secrets. (why no avatar?)

17 Jun 2016

Asking too many questions and looking so very innocent about it.

17 Jun 2016

for walking out of a hat store with half the inventory on her head

I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket

17 Jun 2016

Trying to lasso the moon.

18 Jun 2016

Boogie boarding nude in rush hour traffic during a rainstorm

I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket

15 Jul 2016

Shotgun011 has an APB out for several counts of:
Mysteriously vanishing during a bank heist, impersonating Batman and James Bond.
This man has arms and is extremely dashing....around in the corners of your mind...

I have three famous stories, 2 recommended reads and have come in the top ten in two competitions~ Come in and make yourself at home.

15 Jul 2016

Chickengirl was caught red-handed when trying to break into the rooster pen. evil4

My new Flash Fiction:

An Extraordinary Orgasm.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2

16 Jul 2016

Melon abuse.

(just in case she changes her avatar....)

16 Jul 2016

Unprotected sex

16 Jul 2016

Using bad judgement in respect to ad placement

16 Jul 2016

Vibrating without a license

16 Jul 2016

Forgetting to wear her black leather skirt drunken

17 Jul 2016

Arrested for exposing the truth about a sacred truth: the sisters of mercy have no mercy. The case came before the Grand Inquisitor.

29 Oct 2016

For dancing with Gordon's gf :P

17 Nov 2016

Punching a baby gorilla

The devil's going to make me a free woman. The devil's going to set me free. Dead bodies everywhere...

17 Nov 2016

Probably stealing cookies or skittles!

25 Nov 2016

For shocking a group of older women at the beach with a package of goods.

30 Nov 2016

For dancing like Napoleon Dynamite in an elephant trunk G-string.

I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it.

1 Dec 2016

For selling Purple Haze while wearing an elephant truck G-string. (I want one because it would go great with the elephant ears I have tattooed on my thighs)

22 Jan 2017

For being too explicit with his blue humor.