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Things To Do In The Bedroom To Ruin The Mood (ABC Style)
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Have a heart attack
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Invoke satan
Hmm... that usually doubles the fun
Keep dozing off
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Let hundreds of angry wasps into the room
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Menstruate
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Record fake farts
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Forgetting a condom
Start with a V, my dear
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I hate that! 
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Observant One
^^ Y is between X and Z
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Act asleep
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Act asleep
Be asleep
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