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Things To Do In The Bedroom To Ruin The Mood (ABC Style)
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Bake in the bedroom
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Cum on the dog
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dive out the window
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Eat a sandwich
Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)
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Fry eggs on a portable stove
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Investigate where the smell is coming from
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Kiss her pet.
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Make farting noises with your armpit.
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Bad mood! 
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Play PES (or FIFA) or just any videogame...
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Quaff too much ale.
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Read the newspaper.
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Shoot her.
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Try using the excuse, "Whoops, wrong hole!"
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Undress inside the wardrobe
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Whoopee cushion.
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Yawn loudly while receiving oral.
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Zip them up in a padlocked sleeping bag
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Announce your leaving
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Ask if it's in yet.
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Be impossible to please.