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Things To Do In The Bedroom To Ruin The Mood (ABC Style)
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Derision
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Erect a blanket fort
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Fuck her best friend in front of her
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Grind your teeth when her nipple is in your mouth 😬
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Have an existential crisis.
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Jab her in the eye.
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Lie in top of the drawers
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Move like Jagger
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Open a jar of anchovies and start eating them.
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Play an accordion.
Advanced Wordsmith
Quit trying.
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Repeat everything he says and pretend it is okay
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Sigh disappointedly 😞
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Take your toys out and clean it like there's no tomorrow
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Vermicompost in the bedroom.
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Easily amused
Wash the cat
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x-box golf
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Zipline across the room, from wall to wall
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Bungee jump from the chandelier
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Observant One
Dip coat them in mayonnaise
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Flick fleas
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