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HotRodG
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YAY!! I guess my luck is turning around!
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Quote by trinket


Do I have to choose only one?





LOL That depends...are you going to be silly enough to name names?


Oh and Rod welcome back, I'm glad to see you got lucky too, and from what I hear...in more ways than one. Good for you!
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There's a few I can think of but hard to narrow it to just one.
TheSensualLady
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I don't have one so my fantasy man will have to fill in if he's available.
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
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I don't have one, any volunteers lmao
Kittypusscat
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You do surprise me Carl! No takers up North then? Perhaps you need to look further South!
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I couldn't possibly name her and throw all the other ladies into despair, that would be cruel, but she's not far away, and waiting for me.
Kittypusscat
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I think SJ ought to answer that one since i am cooking for him on Saturday even though he is moaning about the price of petrol. Come to think of it, he has not told me his address...
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joebackagain
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Anyone feel like swimming to Ireland?
simplyjohn
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Quote by kiera
I've totally been chatting up Gav, keeping my fingers crossed to get him as my Valentine


I understand he just loves a perfectly cooked home made pizza soooooooooooooooooo basically you have no bloody hope.

By the way you dont know my address so how can you send me flowers and a card for Saturday?
Kiera
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Quote by simplyjohn


I understand he just loves a perfectly cooked home made pizza soooooooooooooooooo basically you have no bloody hope.

By the way you dont know my address so how can you send me flowers and a card for Saturday?


DAMMIT!! Are you free then?

Please ensure my flowers, card and diamond necklace are delivered am Saturday, many thanks.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
trinket
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Quote by kiera


DAMMIT!! Are you free then?

Please ensure my flowers, card and diamond necklace are delivered am Saturday, many thanks.


ok FINE! I see how it is then... I THOUGHT you wanted me. Well, you can stick whatever it is you're feeding him on St Stupid's Day, up your shirt.
Kittypusscat
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Quote by simplyjohn


I understand he just loves a perfectly cooked home made pizza soooooooooooooooooo basically you have no bloody hope.

By the way you dont know my address so how can you send me flowers and a card for Saturday?



I don't know your address either and I am supposed to be cooking your meal!
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simplyjohn
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Quote by Kittypusscat



I don't know your address either and I am supposed to be cooking your meal!


You have meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all confuddled now .. I thought I was coming to you which means you dont need my address

I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo looking forward to Saturday .. ;)
Kittypusscat
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You said i had to come to you and provide the meal and you would stump up for the wine and my outfit! You were moaning that the petrol was too expensive!
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simplyjohn
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Quote by Kittypusscat
You said i had to come to you and provide the meal and you would stump up for the wine and my outfit! You were moaning that the petrol was too expensive!


I never said anything of the sort! .. look here you I have met your type before .. now we are so close to the date you are backing down arent you .. fine ... lets meet half way .. M10 junction 25 .. the Texaco garage .. it has a coffee machine and some crisps .. you buy the coffee and I will buy the crisps .. to think that KK invited me over for hot naughty sex .. a slap up meal and good wine .. I said *no* .. I already have a date with this northern chick who is going to spoil me something rotten ... omg.
Kittypusscat
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I am still coming to see you! Honestly! I am not backing out and I am not going to a garage when i have the steak ordered...unless you really want burnt pizza?
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Kiera
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Quote by trinket


ok FINE! I see how it is then... I THOUGHT you wanted me. Well, you can stick whatever it is you're feeding him on St Stupid's Day, up your shirt.


OMG! T check out the skunk..you can tell he is a fucking scouser.

Will you reconsider if i throw in some Thai food? I didnt mean to hurt your feelings I was just shy and playing a little hard to get is all
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
simplyjohn
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Quote by Kittypusscat
I am still coming to see you! Honestly! I am not backing out and I am not going to a garage when i have the steak ordered...unless you really want burnt pizza?


Hmmm ... ok .. I will pm my address ;) ... 7:30 and bring your toothbrush .. *runs upstairs to pluck eyebrows .. check for facial spots .. make sure I have my pink willykini washed and ironed*
oohlala74
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I don't have one, I'll have to fly solo on valentines day
simplyjohn
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Quote by kiera


OMG! T check out the skunk..you can tell he is a fucking scouser.

Will you reconsider if i throw in some Thai food? I didnt mean to hurt your feelings I was just shy and playing a little hard to get is all


I bet you could incinerate that too!!
Kittypusscat
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Ok. I will come naked ready for my outfit!
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simplyjohn
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Quote by Kittypusscat
Ok. I will come naked ready for my outfit!


Woooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... just steady on there please. Who said anything about getting naked .. *you* just cook the meal and lets just see whats on the menu for pudding .... please dont think I'm easy .. hang on .. well ok I am but I dont wish to give that impression ...
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Oh God! Listen to you lot, - steak, burnt pizza,, coffee and crisps at the garage, what have I got to offer against that lot? Sobs.
simplyjohn
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Quote by cooldaddy
Oh God! Listen to you lot, - steak, burnt pizza,, coffee and crisps at the garage, what have I got to offer against that lot? Sobs.


CD .. KPC is beginning to scare me .. omg she wants to see me naked .. can you step in and take over please?
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OK John, I'll do my best to distract her and offer myself in your place. But you'll owe me.......


I wonder if a MacDonalds will cut it?