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4 Jul 2016

Any chance of a cup of tea?

4 Jul 2016

That's the Kitchen ticked off the list, which room is next ;)

4 Jul 2016

Look, a strip joint.

4 Jul 2016

did you say joint?

4 Jul 2016

Not so fast Gil, see that monkey....One of the strippers

4 Jul 2016

Where's the joint?

4 Jul 2016

I'd love a cup of tea first

4 Jul 2016

your tea is ready.... oops maybe i shouldn't have had the joint first Embarassed

Embarassed

4 Jul 2016

Lfunny

Perhaps I'd better make the tea this time.

4 Jul 2016

Nah Let Ginger make the tea ..she makes the best tea ever

4 Jul 2016

perhaps I'll just have the joint...

4 Jul 2016

sorry if i offened. just having fun but not everyone likes my sense of humor d'oh!

d'oh!

4 Jul 2016

If you offended me with your sense of humour I'd walk back into the sea!

No, love it.

6 Jul 2016

Where is Macgyver when you need him?

Hey CD Big Hugs

Big Hugs

The Duchess of Tart

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6 Jul 2016

When I said "Turn to port", I didn't mean go down to the cabin and get a bloody drink!

Hi Babes Big Hugs

Big Hugs

6 Jul 2016

Guess we will have to wait for boat week.

6 Jul 2016

see, I can play nice

6 Jul 2016

May as well get naked no one else will see us

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6 Jul 2016

Hope this is a nudist island

6 Jul 2016

It must be a nudist island because my suitcase didn't make it

6 Jul 2016

Hey Blu....seen my sunglasses?

7 Jul 2016

I'll keep the sun out of your eyes

7 Jul 2016

Your more than welcome to ride anytime you want

For the past few months I’ve been using Instagram and been using the site to post my photography . Here’s the link to my profile

https://www.instagram.com/farmerroger1/

My recommended read

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/amongst-the-arabian-sands

here’s a link to my photography album in my media

https://www.lushstories.com/profile/farmerroger/media?album=2399646

8 Jul 2016

I told our your lawnmower would sink us

9 Jul 2016

Quote by heidi
I told our your lawnmower would sink us

Hey, fart for brains. You hit the island with the boat, didn't you?

Seriously...

Lapplause

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9 Jul 2016

For fuck's sake....again???

9 Jul 2016

Quote by BonnieBlu
I'll keep the sun out of your eyes

That would be appreciated....

Fuck...Adi...what are you doing here?? Blu?...Blu?

Fuck Adi..that was some party...Now where the fuck are we.

9 Jul 2016

I told you we shouldn't eat those mushrooms Fletch.

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An Extraordinary Orgasm.

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9 Jul 2016

Why are you gnawing on my leg.

We've only been here two days.

You can't be THAT hungry yet!

9 Jul 2016

So much for a 3 hour tour!

Hey, I get Mary Ann. You can have Ginger