About lafayettemister

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Regular guy with regular guy needs.

Name:
John Deaux
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Sagittarius
Relationship Status:
Slut
Location:
Alabama, Alabama, United States
Local Time:
18 Jan 2017 13:37
Interests:
Nothing special.. I like the same things everyone else does. Movies, music, sports, sex...
Favorite Books:
I don't get the opportunity to read very much. I love to read, but with two kids it's hard to get enough quiet time to do it.
Favorite Authors:
Too many to list.. although the last book I read was by Wally Lamb.... I Know This Much Is True. Great book.. I'll definitely have to read more of his stuff.
Favorite Movies:
The Hangover, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Glory, Intimacy, Love Actually, lots and lots more.
Favorite Music:
I like most music. The only thing I don't really like is rap, just not my thing. Well, I don't really care for polka music either. hahahaa
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Topic: "Strokin'" by Clarence Carter
Posted: 06 Jan 2017 10:47



Damn, Cajuns! And I can say that as my wife's family are Cajuns.

I forgot to mention there's a line dance that goes with this song. Every woman at a wedding will dance to it, from 16 year old girls to 80 year old women. It's quite funny.

Topic: "Strokin'" by Clarence Carter
Posted: 06 Jan 2017 08:25

This song is played at all wedding receptions in south Louisiana, I thought you all would enjoy it. Very very funny... listen all the way through.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/P7gMkiOPSeA

Topic: songs you hate.. that everyone else loves
Posted: 06 Jan 2017 07:29

Red Red Whine... I know it's Red Red Wine, but he whines the whole fucking tune. Only song that'll make me immediately change the station.

Topic: LA Times Op-ed: The Left has a post-truth problem too. It's called comedy.
Posted: 06 Jan 2017 07:07

LA Times story

This particular line stood out to me: "Everything has become a joke and so nothing is anymore."

This crossed my news feed this morning and thought it was a good read and that I'd share here.

Topic: Apple sued after death "caused" by FaceTime
Posted: 02 Jan 2017 12:11

Fatal Facetime

What say the people of Lush?

Topic: I guess you Aussies will eat anything...
Posted: 20 Dec 2016 10:59

https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/161219-airplane-food-feature.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=664&h=441&crop=1



This meal is fit for members of the mile-high club.

A Qantas business flier en route from Sydney to Brisbane got an eyeful when a flight attendant delivered her afternoon snack of six dumplings and something very phallic.

Neither her tray table nor her side dish was in the upright position — but the mysterious shriveled veggie took food porn to new heights.

“I asked the server what it was … and he told me that it was a root vegetable,” she told news.com.au. “I asked him to pass me my phone so I could take a photo … I never take photos of food but this was too funny to pass up.

“He blushed and was very apologetic, I don’t think he had ever seen anything quite like it … the lady next to me was cracking up,” she said on condition of anonymity.

The puzzled passenger left the blackened rod untouched — but scarfed down the dumplings and described them as “delicious.”

She later posted her penile pic on Facebook.

“Is that food, or in-flight entertainment?” one user asked.

“Did you ask for a stiff drink to accompany it?” another inquired.

“Definitely a root vegetable they couldn’t serve on Virgin,” a third added.

Food connoisseurs finally agreed that the salacious serving was almost certainly eggplant.

The Qantas domestic business class menu is developed in conjunction with Neil Perry, a chef with Aussie restaurant group Rockpool.

“The cornerstone of good cooking is to source the finest produce,” the site says under its Qantas section.

“Rockpool Consulting endeavours to deliver above and beyond in-flight, bringing restaurant quality to the skies with one eye always cast on consistency, seasonality and quality of food.”

In a statement, Qantas described the innuendo-infused meal as: “Steamed Vegetarian Dumplings with Chilli Black Vinegar and Soy Dressing. The dumplings are accompanied with steamed Japanese Eggplant, which is used commonly in Asian meals. Based on this picture, we may look at renaming it Dumpling Surprise.”

The woman, who planned to fly Qantas to LA next week, laughed off the episode, telling news.com.au she has “high hopes” for her next in-flight meal.

Topic: FEMALE 'HYSTERIA'......THE INVENTION OF THE VIBRATOR
Posted: 08 Dec 2016 12:18

Kinda funny that all the shitty things women have to deal with are always a man's fault. HIStorectomy, MENstration, HISteria, GUYnocology... lol

Topic: Democrat and Republican Party Swap?
Posted: 08 Dec 2016 05:56

Are we in an age where the two parties in America are in a role reversal? Again?

Republicans love to throw around the fact they they are the ones to vote to end slavery. They're quick to point out the Democrat racists ilk of Lyndon Johnson and Margaret Sanger. Only to become the party that wanted to keep segregation and fight against the civil rights movement.

Democrats love to tout there civil rights victories and the party of minorities, free speech, anti-censorship, and the "common" man of the 20th Century.

Have we come full circle?

In the 1980's, it was the people on the right that thought violence and sex/nudity on tv and graphic lyrics in music should be controlled. Hell, in the early 2000's, they were still the folks all up in arms about Janet Jackson's .5 second nipple flash during the Super Bowl. The Republicans were associated with the financial elites of our society, always working to benefit big oil, big banks, Wall Street.

The Dems were always vehemently against censorship. No, violence in movies, tv, and video games did NOT encourage people to become violent. Seeing a sexual scene on tv or a naked woman is not going to make people more promiscuous. Censorship is a violation of free speech. Segregation is awful and must not continue to happen. Freedom of speech and expression is isn't to be fucked with. The party represented the poor and common man, the middle class.

Now a days, it's like bizarro world.

The Reps don't care about what's on tv, while the Dems want boycott or protest shows that have too much graphic or violent scenes, especially sexual ones (see Stark, Sansa)

The Dems now seem to care more about the cultural elites than regular folk.

It's now the Democrats that seek safe spaces and self segregation (see blacks only dorms). The exchange of opposing views is not welcome. Books and movies/entertainment, comedy are to be censored so as to not offend anyone.

Republicans are for freedom of religion still... unless you happen to be Muslim. Then, not so much.

Of course, there are still tried and true stances that haven't changed yet. Both sides are toeing the same lines in regard to abortion, guns, gov assistance type things, etc...



Topic: Dating preferences are discriminatory?
Posted: 05 Dec 2016 09:15



Apple or android?



Lol, that's kinda funny. I'm android all the way, though.

Topic: Dating preferences are discriminatory?
Posted: 05 Dec 2016 07:48

https://www.youtube.com/embed/2X-PgHSZh6U?list=PLTdBCgZGXdHLLRI_DjJ4xCq2xrhs3RgVJ

Wow. This person is so wrapped up in her own reality, she's completely gone off the rails.

For years, the LGBT community has taught us that we love who we love. That being gay isn't a preference, it's who a person is. Rightfully so. Now this clown comes along and tells us that all attractions are a "preference", she even uses and quote.

Secondly, Riley seems to completely equate love with attraction as if they're the same thing. There are plenty of people that I'm attracted to, but would have ZERO desire to date. For the purpose of this video, she's talking about physical attraction/attributes. We all know people we think are hot, pretty, sexy... physically, but are assholes. I'd might fuck someone, but that doesn't mean I love them or would want to date them. Likewise, there are plenty people that I truly love but am not attracted to at all. Those people are called 'friends".

I'm a straight guy, there's no way I'm going to be sexually attracted to a person that doesn't have a vagina. That doesn't make me a bigot or a homophone. I can (and do) have gay friends that I love, adore, and respect. Just because a straight guy doesn't want to fuck another guy or a trans woman, doesn't mean he's homophobic. A true hard core lesbian isn't a man hater for not wanting to be with a person born with a penis that identifies as a woman.

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Ms Parker is kind of an outcast. Despite being kind and outgoing and just a normal member of society, people shun her. Men didn't seem to be attracted to her since she was a bit overweight. Or it could be the weird living partners she had, compared to the societal norms in this conservative little town. She lived in a fairly big house with her two roommates. Marcus was a smallish fellow....

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Age vs Youth

It is just another regular day in my life. Wake up, drink coffee, head to work, blah blah blah, go home. I've been living in the city for a few weeks now but haven't had enough time to venture out and see the sights. Hit the clubs or restaurants. Or most regrettably, pick up any dates. Leaving the office that day I had no idea how my life was about to change. As I left work I headed down to...

Added 29 Mar 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 25 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 6,072 | 13 Comments

Rebecca Gets Hers

"Andy, I'm going to get my mani and pedi. Be sure to have the minutes of the staff meeting typed and on my desk before I get back. And pick up my dry cleaning on your lunch break, but get back to work on time in case anyone calls for me. And this time, lay them in you car neatly. Last time you picked up my things they were wrinkles in my shirts from your carelessness. You may not care that...

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