About pentup47


I'm a shy, insular sort of person, easily affected emotionally. I love a good blub at the movies - if the ending warrants it. Some music also does it for me ('Dido's Lament' at anyone's funeral). I'm a committed pacifist and environmentalist and worry constantly about global warming (and think that the nay-sayers are nuts). I grew tired of urban living over 20 years ago, seeking refuge in this quaint rural backwater called Herefordshire. Pursuits and pastimes: walking, cooking, photography, foreign travel. Joining Lush has been the best thing I've done in years. I've had some wild times, both in the Lush Rooms and via private chats. My hero is Bob Dylan (who I've seen live in concert 10 times) amd my favourite deceased hero is the English comedian Peter Cook. I quit full-time journalism some years ago, but still love writing. I have had two novels published and am working hard on a third, which will be set in my beloved Cuba. J.B. Morton (aka 'Beachcomber') was the funniest writer who ever lived, and the court transcripts of the trials of The Red-Beared Dwarfs are the best of his work. Favourite film stars? Kim Novak (natch!) and the incomparably-beautiful French actress Bulle Ogier. If I had the nerve to go to a fancy dress party dragged up, I would most certainly go as Bulle Ogier, wearing a copy of the costume she makes her entrance in as the cruel dominatrix in the BDSM classic 'La Maitresse'. I've now chalked up over 30 Lush stories. My favourite? Probably 'Night Sleeper to Madrid', because the woman ticket inspector turns out to be extremely naughty and I've always adored being led astray by wanton women.

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Favorite Books:
'Parade's End'; 'High Fidelity'; 'The Ragged-Trousered Philanthropists'; 'Chronicle of a Death Foretold'; 'Love in the Time of Cholera'; 'Longitude'; 'The Ginger Man'; 'The Bumper Beachcomber'; 'Scoop'; 'The Kandy-Coloured Tangerine Flake Streamline Baby'; 'Tragically I Was an Only Twin' (all Peter Cook's scripts).
Favorite Authors:
Dickens, Hemingway, Highsmith, Zafon.
Favorite Movies:
'Bell, Book and Candle'; 'Vertigo'; 'Blade Runner'; 'The Third Man'; 'Robin Hood' (Errol Flynn version); A Matter of Life and Death'; 'Some Like It Hot'; 'Paris, Texas'; 'Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?'; 'Snow White'; 'Polar Express'; 'The Last Waltz'; 'Closely Observed Trains'; 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' (Gene Wilder version); 'Carol'.
Favorite Music:
Koln Concert (Keith Jarrett); EST (Esbjorn Svensson Trio); 'All Things Must Pass' (George Harrison); The Travelling Wilburys; 'Old Ideas' (Leonard Cohen); 'Highway 61 Revisited' (Bob Dylan); Benny Goodman's 'Jazz at Carnegie Hall'; 'Different Trains' (Steve Reich); 'Django' (MJQ); Buena Vista Social Club; and 'I Wish I Knew How It Would Feel To Be Free' (Nina Simone), which I've asked to be played at the end of my funeral service.


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Topic: Chat Room Wish List
Posted: 06 Oct 2017 03:41

As something of a cell-phone-illiterate (it took me a while to understand the significance of 'brb' when it is signalled in a Chat Room, although I'd worked out 'btw' some time ago). please can The Great Gav list a handful of other useful chat room mnemonics (such as 'I desperately need to have a pee' or 'if I don't take the dog for its walk they'll be an accident' or 'Christ, I've just seen my landlord coming up the front garden path')?

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 19 Sep 2017 23:34

@BUZ: thanks for that heads up (re the world ending on Saturday). I'd say that calling Kim Jong Haircut 'Rocket Man', from the podium of the United Nations, and then threatening to wipe out the whole of North Korea, was a pretty shrewd way of guanteeing that the Planet X portent comes to pass.

Saturday, you say? That means I've just got time to demolish a litre bottle of French brandy. Cheers everybody!

Topic: Hard when just chatting?
Posted: 12 Sep 2017 00:50


Topic: The most weirdest/ bizarre place you've ever had sex in?!
Posted: 29 Aug 2017 04:42

Empty carriage on the London Underground, Central Line, in the long tunnel section between Bethnal Green and Stratford. Journey time: approx 12mins. So it was really only a 'quickie''.

Topic: what's on your t-shirt?
Posted: 27 Aug 2017 22:04

Three loads of cum (blushes profusely)

Topic: Men 50 And Over...
Posted: 27 Aug 2017 01:01

70+ here. Fit and (so far) no major surgery. Cum nice loads, though my 'recovery time' is now at least four hours, which can be a tad frustrating if you're having a sexy session with another guy. I've never done poppers or tried Viagra. Any advice?

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 03 Aug 2017 01:56

I think it would be good if members could be discouraged from posting one-word comments under stories (which the writers have spent many hours honing to perfection): "HOT!"

Topic: Do you enjoy online mutual masturbation?
Posted: 08 Jul 2017 04:03

With the right person, sure. I especially love it when it starts as an innocent chat, but then gets dirty, and ends with mutual masturbation, sticky fingers (and keyboard), and finally orgasms.

Totally agree.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 24 Jun 2017 02:11

Hi there RumpleForeskin: ty for the invite to call by. I've never been here before - cute isn't it? And that lifesize inflatable doll of lovely Marlene Deitrich propped up against the palm tree over there! Wow, just can't wait to drag her off into the bushes, just as soon as I've finished my triple-strength Cuba Libre. Btw: many thanks for your naughty comment underneath my latest story 'Checkout Chat-up'. You wicked old goat!

Topic: most Interesting place you have had sex
Posted: 07 Jun 2017 07:08

Probably a porn cinema in Amsterdam. The movie we were watching was hot, but my lady companion decided that she wanted some real-life action in the stalls. So she dropped onto her knees and started giving me a gloroious (and quite noisy) bj. Several nearby cinemagoers decided that the hot action close by was even sexier than what was on the screen.

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Naked Cleaner Wanted - II

In no time at all I'd settled into my new job at Sir Algernon Hardcastle's mansion, as his resident Naked Cleaner. The other members of the staff at The Grange were his haughty butler Corbyn; Roland, the taciturn chauffeur; and his redoubtable housekeeper Condoleezza. The flame-haired Romanian and I were at daggers drawn from our very first meeting, but it was only after hearing some ...

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Naked Cleaner Wanted

The classified advert in our local newsletter was slightly ambiguous. Elderly bachelor seeks services of a naked cleaner. Details plus photo to Box 3679. It was pretty obvious that this horny old gent was looking for someone like a gorgeous young Latino who he could feast his lascivious eyes on, while she polished the mahogany sideboard. Culminating, no doubt, with a session in the...

Added 28 Sep 2017 | Category Mature | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 5,334 | 4 Comments

Biker's Dream

The distinctive growl of a powerful V-twin motorbike alerted Janet Martin to the arrival of one of her husband's biking friends. She dried her hands on her apron and headed for the front door. Clasping a gleaming white crash helmet under her arm was a slim blonde-haired young woman, wearing black leathers and boots. "Is Phil in?" she enquired. "He's just popped into town. He shouldn't be...

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Russian Roulette

I sat in the dark shadow of the Victorian mansion, with the engine idling. At 6.00pm sharp they appeared in the doorway. He, portly - leaning heavily on his stick for support; she, wraith-slim, clad in a sleeveless silver evening gown that went down to touch a pair of silver satin stilettos. Her slender, porcelain-white arms were clad with elbow-length silver snakeskin gloves and her...

Added 13 Jul 2017 | Category Cuckold | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 3,839 | 6 Comments

Checkout Chat-up

"Well, you seem to have catered for the heat wave!" The petite supermarket checkout girl nimbly slid my eight items across her scanner. A litre bottle of vodka, two giant tonics, three lemons, a packet of crisps and a bottle of Prosecco. "You forgot the sun oil." "I'm going for an all-over tan this summer." "Nice." She gave a playful grin as I handed her my credit card. "Wifey away, by...

Added 21 Jun 2017 | Category Seduction | Votes 11 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,069 | 5 Comments

Dogging In The Woods

"Fucking aphids!" Arms folded and still wearing her pruning gauntlets, my wife Alice stepped into our conservatory from the garden. She was in frayed denim shorts, a Pink Floyd T-shirt and flip-flops. Glancing down at the magazine I was reading she snorted: "And since when have you been interested in women's magazines?" I carried on reading. I didn't feel it was worth responding to this...

Added 02 Jun 2017 | Category Voyeur | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 7,645 | 10 Comments

My First Bukakke Experience

I got an unexpected journalistic assignment to the US: a two-day trip to New York. My heart missed a beat when I took the magazine's call, realising that I would be able to meet my cyber-lover Gary for the first time.   I was slightly flustered as I put down the phone. Should I message him to tell him I was coming? Or think about the girlie items I needed to pack? There was barely...

Added 05 May 2017 | Category Masturbation | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 7,224 | 5 Comments

The Sweet Smell Of Semen

Shafts of early-morning sunshine were coming through my bedroom window as the bedside phone rang. Through one bleary eye, I saw it was 6.30. I picked up. "So how was I?" I instantly recognised the sultry voice of my next door neighbour, Barbara. "Er good morning. Little early isn't it?" "I've been awake since five, but I didn't like to ring before. How was I last night?" Memories of our...

Added 28 Apr 2017 | Category Voyeur | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 4,478 | 9 Comments

Mirror, Mirror On The Wall

I suppose I've been fascinated by voyeurism since my late teens. We lived in a house which backed onto woods. At evening times in spring and summer I would walk our dog there - though the real reason was to spy on the lovers who went there for sex. Whether they were stretched out naked, fucking in the grass, or fondling each other up against a tree, it never failed to get me hard. Once...

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All Part of the Service - 2

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