I'm a shy, insular sort of person, easily affected emotionally. I love a good blub at the movies - if the ending warrants it. Some music also does it for me ('Dido's Lament' at anyone's funeral). I'm a committed pacifist and environmentalist and worry constantly about global warming (and think that the nay-sayers are nuts). I grew tired of urban living over 20 years ago, seeking refuge in this quaint rural backwater called Herefordshire. Pursuits and pastimes: walking, cooking, photography, foreign travel. Joining Lush has been the best thing I've done in years. I've had some wild times, both in the Lush Rooms and via private chats. My hero is Bob Dylan (who I've seen live in concert 10 times) amd my favourite deceased hero is the English comedian Peter Cook. I quit full-time journalism some years ago, but still love writing. I have had two novels published and am working hard on a third, which will be set in my beloved Cuba. J.B. Morton (aka 'Beachcomber') was the funniest writer who ever lived, and the court transcripts of the trials of The Red-Beared Dwarfs are the best of his work. Favourite film stars? Kim Novak (natch!) and the incomparably-beautiful French actress Bulle Ogier. If I had the nerve to go to a fancy dress party dragged up, I would most certainly go as Bulle Ogier, wearing a copy of the costume she makes her entrance in as the cruel dominatrix in the BDSM classic 'La Maitresse'. I've now chalked up 18 Lush stories. My favourite? Probably 'Night Sleeper to Madrid', because the woman ticket inspector turns out to be extremely naughty and I've always adored being led astray by wanton women.
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Not a precise analogy from the world of cinama, perhaps, but this will have to do. Little George Osborne (Britain's Chancellor) is Stan Laurel, while tall snooty Prime Minister David Cameron is Oliver Hardy.Cameron, to a crest-fallen Osborne, as they contemplate their future in the political wilderness: "ANOTHER fine mess you've got us into!"
A champagne cocktail (three-quarters fizzy; one quarter brandy) to celebrate Britain's epic decision to get out of the time-wasting, money-wasting European Union,
Hilarious.. to you and other liberals. After all YOU WOULD NEVER ... NOW as YOU chose to bring up the Nazis... ENJOY! https://upload.lushstories.com/1311822896-42a64008480107a645697ee5b65bc612.jpg https://upload.lushstories.com/711901937-liberals-gun-control-hitler-liberals-political-poster-1272169673.jpg https://upload.lushstories.com/1078651873-goebbels.jpg Ruthie did draw your attention to this (some might say a pedantic typographical point; but, nonetheless, one which has universally obtained on the interenet for more than a decade): setting words in capitals = shouting. So can you moderate your language on your posts perleaze! We can all hear perfectly clearly (even those of us with dead aids).
No, I'm a two-finger typist (sometimes only one, if the other hand is busy).Touch--typing is hiiiihgly overr=ratted, ass I sledom mak a misteek. Oooops...
My guess is that it will a) be a very high turn-out today (60+% if it doesn't rain; we Brits are incredibly apathetic about exercising our democratic right to vote!) and there will only be a whisker in it: Remain maybe winning by a mere 1 or 1.5% of the total votes cast. Which means, of course, that the slimy old Etonian creep Cameron can go on running the UK for the benefit of his rich chums.
You shouldn't need to ask - 'Bell, Book and Candle'!
I'm a bit too old for this sort of naughtiness now, but when I was younger I did have a g/f who had an insatiable appetite for sex in public. She reckoned that the risks of observation / discovery heightened its pleasure.One winter's night, after attending a screening of the sexually-charged movie 'Liaisons Dangereuses' (starring Glen Close and John Malcovich), my lover made it abudantly clear that she needed to do it. Now."Where shall we go?""Let's fuck in a doorway, darling. It would be so exciting, with my knickers round my ankles like a dirty hooker!""What in November? In Kensington High Street?""OK, then in your car?""But I've got a Mini Cooper - and we're both 6' tall. I'm not a bloody contortionist!"In the end we found an unlocked gate to a nearby municipal park and playing fields, surrounded by high-rise apartment blocks. We 'performed' stark naked (in the zero degree temperature) on a frost-covered football pitch, under a full moon. And as my then-lover was a 'screamer' (rather than a 'moaner'), I imagine the residents of the flats overlooking the park were well entertained.(If she's reading this: I do still miss sex with you terribly M*******)
My best chats in chat rooms are in whispers.I much rather whisper with people then talk in the open.That's just me.Hugs,Mysteriaxo I'm with Mysteria on this one.
My advice (based on bitter experience) is: HANDLE WITH CARE!
A seductive, gentle moaner every time.
There was a huge difference in their ages, but that didn't seem to bother either of them. Molly was twenty one and straight out of university, whilst bookish Nick was in his sixties, though he was secretive (even to her) about exactly which part of the sixties he was currently in. Up to now it had been a platonic friendship, albeit laced with overt flirting on both sides. They had even...
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"The nurse will see you now." I got up and hobbled out of the over-heated waiting room, with its dog-eared magazines., down a corridor and into a brightly lit consulting room. Everything was white, including the neatly pressed uniform of the pretty, blonde practice nurse, seated at her desk. "Come and sit down Mr Tremlett. Now what seems to be the trouble?" She picked up a pen and placed...
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I never really knew my father. I had only just turned seven when Mum and Dad split up. He'd told her one night that he was going to set up home with his secretary (the usual scenario: middle-aged man trades in spouse for a younger, sportier model). Mum was devastated and grappled with acute depression for months, but managed to hold down her job, as a senior supervisor at our local...
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I had been polishing my skateboard on the front porch when my best friend Stevie came by on his mountain bike. He had just finished his paper round. I was gingerly positioning an image of the Cuban flag across the base of the board. "Fancy riding downtown? There's something I want to show you in Jake's deli." "Sure, as soon as I've finished this transfer." I fetched my bike from the garage...
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I stood on the courthouse steps, fighting back the tears. My pathetic attorney faced me, still wearing his black gown, clutching a huge pile of court papers. I had just endured a torrid five-hour divorce hearing, in which a wholly-unsympathetic panel had denied me custody of my child and awarded me a derisory alimony. My 'crime', it would seem, was a one-night stand with a guy I'd met in...
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"Is this cab taken?" Languorously, she lifted her green mascara-clad eyelids and gave a half-smile. "'Fraid so." I'd left the party in the local wine bar and decided to get home before I passed out. I was feeling pretty squiffy. Two taxis cruised by with their engaged signs on. It began to spit with rain. I looked through the back window of the parked cab. The interior light was on....
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Subway, Metro, Tube: all are urban transit systems (mostly underground) which you can encounter in New York, Paris or London. Most of the time they are crowded. And in summer, they are usually stifflingly hot. Tina and her Russian partner Tamsin had been living together for a year in Stepney, one of the few 'un-gentrified' quarters left in central London. Litter blew in the streets and...
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I've been around the block a few times, I don't mind admitting. The name 'escort' has got pretty besmirched of late, thanks to all the new East European teenage 'scrubbers'; and 'courtesan' is a word that most punters can't get their heads around, let alone pronounce (I'm thinking here of the Russian oligarchs). So I regard myself simply as a high class lady for hire. And that's what it says...
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Professor Maurice Kershaw waited patiently on the cold railway platform of Gare d'Austerlitz in Paris. It was shortly before 8.00 p.m. and he was anxious to gain the warmth of his reserved sleeper compartment on the overnight train to Madrid. He spotted the gaggle of four uniformed sleeper car stewards pass through the ticket barrier. They peeled off to open up their respective carriages...
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"Come and sit down please, Melanie? I shan't keep you a moment." "Yes, Miss Abrahams." Melanie dutifully took a seat in front of the Deputy Headmistresses's huge mahogany desk. The middle-aged spinster, head bowed, continued to study a sheaf of documents in front of her. Melanie decided it was just bluff, designed to unnerve her. Finally, the woman slipped the papers into a plastic...
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