I'm a shy, insular sort of person, easily affected emotionally. I love a good blub at the movies - if the ending warrants it. Some music also does it for me ('Dido's Lament' at anyone's funeral). I'm a committed pacifist and environmentalist and worry constantly about global warming (and think that the nay-sayers are nuts). I grew tired of urban living over 20 years ago, seeking refuge in this quaint rural backwater called Herefordshire. Pursuits and pastimes: walking, cooking, photography, foreign travel. Joining Lush has been the best thing I've done in years. I've had some wild times, both in the Lush Rooms and via private chats. My hero is Bob Dylan (who I've seen live in concert 10 times) amd my favourite deceased hero is the English comedian Peter Cook. I quit full-time journalism some years ago, but still love writing. I have had two novels published and am working hard on a third, which will be set in my beloved Cuba. J.B. Morton (aka 'Beachcomber') was the funniest writer who ever lived, and the court transcripts of the trials of The Red-Beared Dwarfs are the best of his work. Favourite film stars? Kim Novak (natch!) and the incomparably-beautiful French actress Bulle Ogier. If I had the nerve to go to a fancy dress party dragged up, I would most certainly go as Bulle Ogier, wearing a copy of the costume she makes her entrance in as the cruel dominatrix in the BDSM classic 'La Maitresse'. I've now chalked up 18 Lush stories. My favourite? Probably 'Night Sleeper to Madrid', because the woman ticket inspector turns out to be extremely naughty and I've always adored being led astray by wanton women.
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Would happily stay there all day.
An oceon-going superyacht with a crew of six, complete with a large wine cellar full of vintage champagne.
6.00am Leaving a naughty message for a Lush friend, so she'll find it when she wakes up, and perhaps it will make her wet.
I'd love a Moquito right now, but the ingredients take so long to assemble that it's easier to have a couple of fingers of French brandy. Cheers!
Love it, when it's well done. A friend recently put me on to 'scissoring' (a girl-on-girl fucking position I was unfamiliar with). I found some truly steamy clips of beautiful young women having a joyous time scissoring together.
And if you want to do your homework properly, I can thoroughly recommend the BI-CURIOUS and BISEXUALITY pages on Wilipedia. The latter is much more informative, and even includes an alphabetical list of known bisexual celebrities.
It's Billy Joel's birthday today. I'm so happy for him.
Anyone...simply anyone...even Mr McGoo...anyone, but The Donald!
Please can I second Horndogdad's nomination?
A small nip of French brandy, straight. Oh, ok then...I'll have another, if you insist!
I never really knew my father. I had only just turned seven when Mum and Dad split up. He'd told her one night that he was going to set up home with his secretary (the usual scenario: middle-aged man trades in spouse for a younger, sportier model). Mum was devastated and grappled with acute depression for months, but managed to hold down her job, as a senior supervisor at our local...
Added 16 May 2016 | Category Straight Sex
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I had been polishing my skateboard on the front porch when my best friend Stevie came by on his mountain bike. He had just finished his paper round. I was gingerly positioning an image of the Cuban flag across the base of the board. "Fancy riding downtown? There's something I want to show you in Jake's deli." "Sure, as soon as I've finished this transfer." I fetched my bike from the garage...
Added 01 Apr 2016 | Category Masturbation
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I stood on the courthouse steps, fighting back the tears. My pathetic attorney faced me, still wearing his black gown, clutching a huge pile of court papers. I had just endured a torrid five-hour divorce hearing, in which a wholly-unsympathetic panel had denied me custody of my child and awarded me a derisory alimony. My 'crime', it would seem, was a one-night stand with a guy I'd met in...
Added 30 Nov 2015 | Category Seduction
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"Is this cab taken?" Languorously, she lifted her green mascara-clad eyelids and gave a half-smile. "'Fraid so." I'd left the party in the local wine bar and decided to get home before I passed out. I was feeling pretty squiffy. Two taxis cruised by with their engaged signs on. It began to spit with rain. I looked through the back window of the parked cab. The interior light was on....
Added 07 Nov 2015 | Category Crossdressing
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Subway, Metro, Tube: all are urban transit systems (mostly underground) which you can encounter in New York, Paris or London. Most of the time they are crowded. And in summer, they are usually stifflingly hot. Tina and her Russian partner Tamsin had been living together for a year in Stepney, one of the few 'un-gentrified' quarters left in central London. Litter blew in the streets and...
Added 23 Oct 2015 | Category Lesbian
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I've been around the block a few times, I don't mind admitting. The name 'escort' has got pretty besmirched of late, thanks to all the new East European teenage 'scrubbers'; and 'courtesan' is a word that most punters can't get their heads around, let alone pronounce (I'm thinking here of the Russian oligarchs). So I regard myself simply as a high class lady for hire. And that's what it says...
Added 29 Jun 2015 | Category Anal
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Professor Maurice Kershaw waited patiently on the cold railway platform of Gare d'Austerlitz in Paris. It was shortly before 8.00 p.m. and he was anxious to gain the warmth of his reserved sleeper compartment on the overnight train to Madrid. He spotted the gaggle of four uniformed sleeper car stewards pass through the ticket barrier. They peeled off to open up their respective carriages...
Added 10 Jun 2015 | Category Oral Sex
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"Come and sit down please, Melanie? I shan't keep you a moment." "Yes, Miss Abrahams." Melanie dutifully took a seat in front of the Deputy Headmistresses's huge mahogany desk. The middle-aged spinster, head bowed, continued to study a sheaf of documents in front of her. Melanie decided it was just bluff, designed to unnerve her. Finally, the woman slipped the papers into a plastic...
Added 29 Mar 2015 | Category Group Sex
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"Oh dear! Did we have a little accident in the night, then?" Heavily-accented and in her best admonishing tone, the pretty young Scottish nurse looked down at the semen stain on Michael's bed sheet. "Err... wet dream, nurse." She took a step back and looked ascance at the muscular 36-year-old, her hands planted on her hips. "At your age, Mr Reynolds? I hardly think so; nocturnal emissions...
Added 03 Feb 2015 | Category Straight Sex
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Michael had been in Havana for four days and still hadn't got laid, despite the assurances of a work colleague (who had raved about Cuba as a holiday destination for singles) that it was 'as easy as falling off a log'. The hookers on the notorious Prada avenue were all dumpy and overweight and clad in lurid purple or orange lycra body suits, and there had been a recent police purge of the...
Added 17 Jan 2015 | Category Trans
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