I'm a shy, insular sort of person, easily affected emotionally. I love a good blub at the movies - if the ending warrants it. Some music also does it for me ('Dido's Lament' at anyone's funeral). I'm a committed pacifist and environmentalist and worry constantly about global warming (and think that the nay-sayers are nuts). I grew tired of urban living over 20 years ago, seeking refuge in this quaint rural backwater called Herefordshire. Pursuits and pastimes: walking, cooking, photography, foreign travel. Joining Lush has been the best thing I've done in years. I've had some wild times, both in the Lush Rooms and via private chats. My hero is Bob Dylan (who I've seen live in concert 10 times) amd my favourite deceased hero is the English comedian Peter Cook. I quit full-time journalism some years ago, but still love writing, especially humour. J.B. Morton (creator of 'Beachcomber') was the funniest writer who ever lived, and the court transcripts of the trials of The Red-Beared Dwarfs are the best of his work. Favourite film stars? Kim Novak (natch!) and the incomparably-beautiful French actress Bulle Ogier. If I had the nerve to go to a fancy dress party dragged up, I would most certainly go as Bulle Ogier, wearing a copy of the costume she makes her entrance in as the cruel dominatrix in the BDSM classic 'La Maitresse'.
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'Bell, Book and Candle' (I thought you'd never ask!)
In the bath tub, after a long slow relaxing soak; or late at night in bed, as a wonderful sedative.
Funny you should ask...I just finished! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hilary...but why the fuck doesn't she she just come out?
You bet! And I'd ask if I could join in too.
The powder blue Sunbeam Alpine convertible, from 'To Catch a Thief'. Not only because it was a beautiful British-built sports car, but because every time I see one in a clasic cars show, I think of the line which Hitchcock made Cary Grant deliver to the virginal Grace Kelly, as he opened their picnic hamper and removed a whole cold chicken: "Breast or leg?"
Bulle Ogier (Google her, she's still amazingly beautiful). I recently watched again her movie La Maitresse, the ultimate BDSM movie, which was banned everywhere when it first came out (it's OK, you can get it now, uncut on DVD). This is the film which concludes with the amazing car drive - I think its in a Merc convertible - with her sitting on driver Gerard Depadieu's lap while they make love. And judging by the looks on both their faces, they really ARE doing it! The scene can be found on You Tube, I think.
Agree with Lady Mysteria: it's great with that special cyber lover. Also, it's exciting when it's 'conversational' in its flow (which means being quite adept on the keyboard), as opposed to grunts and moans.
I've been around the block a few times, I don't mind admitting. The name 'escort' has got pretty besmirched of late, thanks to all the new East European teenage 'scrubbers'; and 'courtesan' is a word that most punters can't get their heads around, let alone pronounce (I'm thinking here of the Russian oligarchs). So I regard myself simply as a high class lady for hire. And that's what it says...
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Professor Maurice Kershaw waited patiently on the cold railway platform of Gare d'Austerlitz in Paris. It was shortly before 8.00 p.m. and he was anxious to gain the warmth of his reserved sleeper compartment on the overnight train to Madrid. He spotted the gaggle of four uniformed sleeper car stewards pass through the ticket barrier. They peeled off to open up their respective carriages...
Added 10 Jun 2015 | Category Oral Sex
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"Come and sit down please, Melanie? I shan't keep you a moment." "Yes, Miss Abrahams." Melanie dutifully took a seat in front of the Deputy Headmistresses's huge mahogany desk. The middle-aged spinster, head bowed, continued to study a sheaf of documents in front of her. Melanie decided it was just bluff, designed to unnerve her. Finally, the woman slipped the papers into a plastic...
Added 29 Mar 2015 | Category Group Sex
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"Oh dear! Did we have a little accident in the night, then?" Heavily-accented and in her best admonishing tone, the pretty young Scottish nurse looked down at the semen stain on Michael's bed sheet. "Err... wet dream, nurse." She took a step back and looked ascance at the muscular 36-year-old, her hands planted on her hips. "At your age, Mr Reynolds? I hardly think so; nocturnal emissions...
Added 03 Feb 2015 | Category Straight Sex
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Michael had been in Havana for four days and still hadn't got laid, despite the assurances of a work colleague (who had raved about Cuba as a holiday destination for singles) that it was 'as easy as falling off a log'. The hookers on the notorious Prada avenue were all dumpy and overweight and clad in lurid purple or orange lycra body suits, and there had been a recent police purge of the...
Added 17 Jan 2015 | Category Trans
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Tom realised he was lost. Hopelessly and utterly lost. And with the light fading fast, he probably had less than an hour to find shelter for the night. He knew exactly where he'd gone wrong; taken the wrong track at that three-pronged junction a mile back. But there wasn't time to back-track at this hour. Press on and hope to find a field barn in which to spend the night. After coming down...
Added 19 Jun 2014 | Category Lesbian
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Nick steered his sleek silver turbo-charged coupe across the deserted Cambridgeshire by-roads towards Ely. The town was justly known as 'the ship of the Fens', as the tower of its majestic 16th century cathedral was like a navigational lode star. Ely's train station was only a few hundred yards from the cathedral and Cathy stood waiting in the shade of the station building's canopy. She wore...
Added 30 Apr 2014 | Category Crossdressing
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Seated in the famous Champagne Bar of the Euorstar Terminal at London's St Pancras Station, Nick toyed with his champagne flute. With one eye on the giant overhead clock, he was getting anxious about the departure of the Paris train. Then he saw Cathy approaching. She looked stunning, turning several heads as she alighted from the escalator. She was wearing a long-sleeved double-breasted...
Added 09 Apr 2014 | Category Crossdressing
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Although their elderly cleaning lady's name was Mrs Bloxsome, Tim and Janet always referred to her as Mrs Blossom, due to the prodigious quantities of Blossom's lavender spray-on furniture polish which she managed to get through each month. Visitors to the house would always comment on the aroma. Mrs B's weekly visits coincided with Janet's stint as a volunteer at a local charity clothes...
Added 27 Feb 2014 | Category Cuckold
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Dusk. As he turned off the highway into the country park hotel, Nick was relieved to note that its car park was barely a quarter full. Pulling his overnight bag from the back seat, he headed for the brightly-lit reception lobby. A giggly gang of women were disembarking from a mini-coach. Most were clearly very drunk. In the hotel's spacious lobby he quickly spotted Mark,...
Added 20 Jan 2014 | Category Crossdressing
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