I'm a shy, insular sort of person, easily affected emotionally. I love a good blub at the movies - if the ending warrants it. Some music also does it for me ('Dido's Lament' at anyone's funeral). I'm a committed pacifist and environmentalist and worry constantly about global warming (and think that the nay-sayers are nuts). I grew tired of urban living over 20 years ago, seeking refuge in this quaint rural backwater called Herefordshire. Pursuits and pastimes: walking, cooking, photography, foreign travel. Joining Lush has been the best thing I've done in years. I've had some wild times, both in the Lush Rooms and via private chats. My hero is Bob Dylan (who I've seen live in concert 10 times) amd my favourite deceased hero is the English comedian Peter Cook. I quit full-time journalism some years ago, but still love writing. I have had two novels published and am working hard on a third, which will be set in my beloved Cuba. J.B. Morton (aka 'Beachcomber') was the funniest writer who ever lived, and the court transcripts of the trials of The Red-Beared Dwarfs are the best of his work. Favourite film stars? Kim Novak (natch!) and the incomparably-beautiful French actress Bulle Ogier. If I had the nerve to go to a fancy dress party dragged up, I would most certainly go as Bulle Ogier, wearing a copy of the costume she makes her entrance in as the cruel dominatrix in the BDSM classic 'La Maitresse'. I've now chalked up 18 Lush stories. My favourite? Probably 'Night Sleeper to Madrid', because the woman ticket inspector turns out to be extremely naughty and I've always adored being led astray by wanton women.
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The late Leonard Cohen's wonderful final album 'YOU WANT IT DARKER'. So poignant.
We're missing you already, Leonard! RIP.
Spinach - on your teeth!
Simply adore a well-shampooed hairy bus.
The best news I heard all week, after the suggestion - from the latest polls - that Donald the Groper is toast!
I thought that just about every song ever written and sung by the devine k d lang was abaout lesbian love.
I discovered the delights of tasting my own cum comparitively late in life, but now do it regularly and enjoy it (its taste is greatly enhanced by a daily diet of a glass of pineapple juice. Highly recommended!).How to I make the discovery? Simple. I figured it could be no coincidence (nor was it being faked) that so many female porn artists clearly enjoy giving head. So I thought: "If they're enjoying it so much, why shouldn't I?"
Because I've been in love with Kim Novak since I was a teenager; and because 'Bell, Book and Candle' was unquestionably her best movie, with some stunningly-sexy outfits.
I'd move Heaven and Earth - using only fair means, nothing foul or illegal - to ensure that The Donald NEVER becomes US President. Money no object with this project, folks!
For me, sex is like Christmas presents. Of course, I enjoy 'opening' mysterious packages. But the real pleasure, is experiencing others 'receiving' things which I have taken ages to plan, wrap and deliver.
My wife and I discovered swinging (aka lifestyle) relatively late in our marriage. We were introduced to it by our neighbours Janet and Philip. Strictly speaking, it was Janet who first took my wife Susie in hand, during a shared showering session at the local golf club. Within a week, we had invited our neighbours round for a boozy barbecue in our secluded garden and were soon...
Added 06 Nov 2016 | Category Oral Sex
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Deep in the dark woods, something stirred. I knew instantly that I was growing a lovely erection. Although it was only early November, my wife had requisitioned our kitchen to start her Christmas food preparations. The mincemeat was half made (I sneaked a tot of brandy as I passed through); the Christmas cake mix sat in a huge bowl on the table where I like to read the weekend newspapers; and...
Added 19 Oct 2016 | Category Voyeur
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Sir Desmond Anstruther MC (Baronet) tapped the silver ferule of his walking stick irritably on the marble mosaic floor of the Wanderers Club in London's Pall Mall. He scowled at the elderly porter behind the mahogany reception desk. "My cab?" It wasn't so much an inquiry as a military-style reprimand. Noakes, the club's Head Porter, looked up nervously from his ledger and gave a discreet...
Added 03 Oct 2016 | Category Spanking
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Schoolboys have such a vivid imagination when it comes to sex. My most lasting cinematic memory, from days of afternoon truancy to the local cinema, is hunky Burt Lancaster and demure Deborah Kerr, cavorting on the water's edge in From Here to Eternity. ("Nobody ever kissed me the way you did.") In our boarding school's dormitory, we would endlessly discuss what happened next when,...
Added 04 Aug 2016 | Category Bisexual
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There was a huge difference in their ages, but that didn't seem to bother either of them. Molly was twenty one and straight out of university, whilst bookish Nick was in his sixties, though he was secretive (even to her) about exactly which part of the sixties he was currently in. Up to now it had been a platonic friendship, albeit laced with overt flirting on both sides. They had even...
Added 22 Jun 2016 | Category Oral Sex
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"The nurse will see you now." I got up and hobbled out of the over-heated waiting room, with its dog-eared magazines., down a corridor and into a brightly lit consulting room. Everything was white, including the neatly pressed uniform of the pretty, blonde practice nurse, seated at her desk. "Come and sit down Mr Tremlett. Now what seems to be the trouble?" She picked up a pen and placed...
Added 15 Jun 2016 | Category Oral Sex
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I never really knew my father. I had only just turned seven when Mum and Dad split up. He'd told her one night that he was going to set up home with his secretary (the usual scenario: middle-aged man trades in spouse for a younger, sportier model). Mum was devastated and grappled with acute depression for months, but managed to hold down her job, as a senior supervisor at our local...
Added 16 May 2016 | Category Straight Sex
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I had been polishing my skateboard on the front porch when my best friend Stevie came by on his mountain bike. He had just finished his paper round. I was gingerly positioning an image of the Cuban flag across the base of the board. "Fancy riding downtown? There's something I want to show you in Jake's deli." "Sure, as soon as I've finished this transfer." I fetched my bike from the garage...
Added 01 Apr 2016 | Category Masturbation
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I stood on the courthouse steps, fighting back the tears. My pathetic attorney faced me, still wearing his black gown, clutching a huge pile of court papers. I had just endured a torrid five-hour divorce hearing, in which a wholly-unsympathetic panel had denied me custody of my child and awarded me a derisory alimony. My 'crime', it would seem, was a one-night stand with a guy I'd met in...
Added 30 Nov 2015 | Category Seduction
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"Is this cab taken?" Languorously, she lifted her green mascara-clad eyelids and gave a half-smile. "'Fraid so." I'd left the party in the local wine bar and decided to get home before I passed out. I was feeling pretty squiffy. Two taxis cruised by with their engaged signs on. It began to spit with rain. I looked through the back window of the parked cab. The interior light was on....
Added 07 Nov 2015 | Category Crossdressing
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