About pentup47


I'm a shy, insular sort of person, easily affected emotionally. I love a good blub at the movies - if the ending warrants it. Some music also does it for me ('Dido's Lament' at anyone's funeral). I'm a committed pacifist and environmentalist and worry constantly about global warming (and think that the nay-sayers are nuts). I grew tired of urban living over 20 years ago, seeking refuge in this quaint rural backwater called Herefordshire. Pursuits and pastimes: walking, cooking, photography, foreign travel. Joining Lush has been the best thing I've done in years. I've had some wild times, both in the Lush Rooms and via private chats. My hero is Bob Dylan (who I've seen live in concert 10 times) and my favourite deceased hero is the English comedian Peter Cook. I quit full-time journalism some years ago, but still love writing. I have had two novels published and am working hard on a third, which will be set in my beloved Cuba. J.B. Morton (aka 'Beachcomber') was the funniest writer who ever lived, and the court transcripts of the trials of The Red-Beared Dwarfs are the best of his work. Favourite film stars? Kim Novak (natch!) and the incomparably-beautiful French actress Bulle Ogier. If I had the nerve to go to a fancy dress party dragged up, I would most certainly go as Bulle Ogier, wearing a copy of the Karl Lagerfeld costume she makes her entrance in as the cruel dominatrix in the BDSM classic 'La Maitresse'. I've now chalked up over40 Lush stories. My favourite? Probably 'Night Sleeper to Madrid', because the woman ticket inspector turns out to be extremely naughty and I've always adored being led astray by wanton women.

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Favorite Books:
'Parade's End'; 'High Fidelity'; 'The Ragged-Trousered Philanthropists'; 'Chronicle of a Death Foretold'; 'Love in the Time of Cholera'; 'Longitude'; 'The Ginger Man'; 'The Bumper Beachcomber'; 'Scoop'; 'The Kandy-Coloured Tangerine Flake Streamline Baby'; 'Tragically I Was an Only Twin' (Peter Cook biog); and 'The Little Prince' by Antoine De Saint-Exupery.
Favorite Authors:
Dickens, Hemingway, Highsmith, Zafon. The final scenes in Bernard Shaw's 'St Joan' frequently moves me to tears - and also make me ashamed to be an Englishman.
Favorite Movies:
'Bell, Book and Candle'; 'Vertigo'; 'Blade Runner' (both versions); 'The Third Man'; 'Robin Hood' (Errol Flynn version); A Matter of Life and Death'; 'Some Like It Hot'; 'Paris, Texas'; 'Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?'; 'Snow White'; 'Polar Express'; 'The Last Waltz'; 'Closely Observed Trains'; 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' (Gene Wilder version); 'Carol'; 'A Fantastic Woman'.
Favorite Music:
Koln Concert (Keith Jarrett); EST (Esbjorn Svensson Trio); 'All Things Must Pass' (George Harrison); The Travelling Wilburys; Eddie Condon's live jam session 'Ole Miss' (jazz music's anarchist sans pareil); 'Old Ideas' (Leonard Cohen); 'Highway 61 Revisited' (Bob Dylan); Benny Goodman's 'Jazz at Carnegie Hall'; 'Different Trains' (Steve Reich); 'Django' (MJQ); Buena Vista Social Club; Joni Mitchell; K D Lang; and 'I Wish I Knew How It Would Feel To Be Free' (Nina Simone), which I've asked to be played at the end of my funeral service.


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Topic: Country with most sexual women
Posted: 14 Oct 2018 07:12


Topic: Donald Trump... will he be able to buy his way out once again ?
Posted: 22 Aug 2018 00:28

For sure! There used to be an English fiction writer (I don't recall his name) who would forever be placing his heroes in impossibly awkward spots - hanging off cliff edges; roped to railway lines; strapped to a bench with a circular saw approaching etc - and his routine way of always getting them out of these scrapes was simply to put: "With one bound he was free."

And that, folks, is what'll happen in the White House. Mark my words.

Topic: What is the funnest thing you have done naked???
Posted: 12 Aug 2018 22:52

On the Caribbean island of Tobago, on the rocks of a deserted cove, I made love standing up with a beautiful young woman. When we'd finished, she looked over my shoulder and whispered: "There's two guys in a fishing boat out there in the bay, who've just watched us doing it through field glasses!"

Topic: Would you meet someone off Lush for sex?
Posted: 26 Jul 2018 02:09

I have. Five attempts and all were hugely disappointing. I won't chance it again.

Topic: masturbation in public
Posted: 25 Jul 2018 01:06

So far, nobody has mentioned doing it on trains. And I don't mean in the toilets - I mean seated in the carriage with a book or magazine on your lap, demurely gazing at the countryside as it flashes by. "All tickets please!" Oooops.

Topic: Receiving.ladies undies
Posted: 13 Jul 2018 08:32

And sometimes (this is back in the old days when couples sent each other letters and cards by post and not the internet) a sexually-expectant young woman would send her would-be suitor a letter, on the back of which were the capital letters: K O A R M A, the acronym for "Knickers off and ready my angel." Ah sweet youth...

Topic: St Trinian's Party
Posted: 29 Jun 2018 10:50

The wickedly anarchic English St Trinians's group are holding a wild party tonight (Friday), starting at 10.00hrs BST. You must pre-apply to the group's Owner to get in, as it will be very, very naughty (topless disco dancing). Only 18-year-olds and above will be admitted.

Topic: how to last longer
Posted: 28 May 2018 22:33

Seeker4 says: "...if his recharge time isn't too long." Except when I'm on the little blue pills, my recovery time can be anything up to two hours. Anyone suggest how I can shorten it?

Topic: Hair Removal
Posted: 17 May 2018 00:48

As I can't find it listed as an existing running thread, I'm going to have to be very brazen and ask it myself: Guys, what's the best way of removing all those pesky genital hairs - even the fluffy ones on the ball sack? I've decided I want to be as smooth as a baby's bum, but don't relish the pain (not to mention the cost) that you have to go through with hot waxing treatments. I read a very brave post on a women's chat page (not this site) from someone who used half a bottle of Nair on her vag and then jumped into the shower!

Topic: Can you tell the difference between a man or a woman going down on you? Have you ever had a bad one?
Posted: 17 May 2018 00:41

I agree with Garterbelt and Mustang: men definitely give other men the best blow jobs!

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A windfall for St Trinian's

Our precocious and hugely talented Russian twins Nikka and Nina were about to start their second term in St Trinian's A-Grade Sixth form. In the Staff Room, few of us doubted that they were destined for great futures. I could see Nikka comfortably handling the job of UN Secretary General, whilst quieter Nina was probably going to be a merchant banker in the City of London, retiring to...

Added 29 Aug 2018 | Category Humor | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.85 | Views 975 | 14 Comments

Escape From St Trinian's

"How much further?" my daughter Felicity asked. I glanced at the diagonal yellow line which ran across the sat-nav's screen. "Nearly there, darling." 'In three hundred yards you will have reached your destination,' announced the electronic voice on cue. And there, at the far end of a menacing avenue of dead elm trees, stood a gaunt stone gateway, with the brooding Victorian profile of...

Added 22 Aug 2018 | Category Humor | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,113 | 10 Comments

Further Madrid Adventures

Professor Maurice Kershaw and his newly-installed mistress Bella were enjoying an evening aperitif on the balcony of his Madrid apartment. "Where would you like to go for supper tonight, my love?" he asked. "Oh let's go to the cafe bar at The Ritz, shall we? I'll wear my new black pencil skirt and a semi-transparent black silk blouse if you like." "With no bra?" the elderly man...

Added 09 Jul 2018 | Category Supernatural | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,248 | 4 Comments

Here's To The Dude

The lights were on in the motel's little timber-clad cabin when Dave and Nick pulled up by the front porch. "She's obviously checked in already," Dave observed getting out of the driver's seat. Nick dutifully followed with their two cases.As they stepped up onto the stoop the cabin's inner door swung open. "Hi guys, come on in!" Through the fly screen, the men could make out the profile of...

Added 06 Feb 2018 | Category Bisexual | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 10,375 | 8 Comments

Big Sister Is Watching You

Local townspeople were in awe of our new civic library - or the Interactive Literary & Learning Hub as we had been told to refer to it. It replaced a 100 year-old red sandstone monolith, built in the days when philanthropists erected grandiose monuments to themselves and their wealth. Ours was to be converted into a multi-cultural food bank and refuge for battered wives. The brash new...

Added 22 Jan 2018 | Category Voyeur | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 7,940 | 9 Comments

Naked Cleaner Wanted - II

In no time at all I'd settled into my new job at Sir Algernon Hardcastle's mansion, as his resident Naked Cleaner. The other members of the staff at The Grange were his haughty butler Corbyn; Roland, the taciturn chauffeur; and his redoubtable housekeeper Condoleezza. The flame-haired Romanian and I were at daggers drawn from our very first meeting, but it was only after hearing some ...

Added 10 Oct 2017 | Category Humor | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 4,410 | 4 Comments

Naked Cleaner Wanted

The classified advert in our local newsletter was slightly ambiguous. Elderly bachelor seeks services of a naked cleaner. Details plus photo to Box 3679. It was pretty obvious that this horny old gent was looking for someone like a gorgeous young Latino who he could feast his lascivious eyes on, while she polished the mahogany sideboard. Culminating, no doubt, with a session in the...

Added 28 Sep 2017 | Category Mature | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 8,141 | 5 Comments

Biker's Dream

The distinctive growl of a powerful V-twin motorbike alerted Janet Martin to the arrival of one of her husband's biking friends. She dried her hands on her apron and headed for the front door. Clasping a gleaming white crash helmet under her arm was a slim blonde-haired young woman, wearing black leathers and boots. "Is Phil in?" she enquired. "He's just popped into town. He shouldn't be...

Added 02 Aug 2017 | Category Trans | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.63 | Views 7,536 | 9 Comments

Russian Roulette

I sat in the dark shadow of the Victorian mansion, with the engine idling. At 6.00pm sharp they appeared in the doorway. He, portly - leaning heavily on his stick for support; she, wraith-slim, clad in a sleeveless silver evening gown that went down to touch a pair of silver satin stilettos. Her slender, porcelain-white arms were clad with elbow-length silver snakeskin gloves and her...

Added 13 Jul 2017 | Category Cuckold | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.55 | Views 4,926 | 7 Comments

Checkout Chat-up

"Well, you seem to have catered for the heat wave!" The petite supermarket checkout girl nimbly slid my eight items across her scanner. A litre bottle of vodka, two giant tonics, three lemons, a packet of crisps and a bottle of Prosecco. "You forgot the sun oil." "I'm going for an all-over tan this summer." "Nice." She gave a playful grin as I handed her my credit card. "Wifey away, by...

Added 21 Jun 2017 | Category Seduction | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 6,361 | 9 Comments

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