I always message my wife, every morning on arriving at work, with either a romantic or erotic meme or Gif. On this day, however, she failed to reply, or react to my post. I gave her an hour before trying again, but to no avail. Some time later she messaged back with an apology saying, 'Sorry, baby, i fell back asleep and didn't wake for an age.' I jokingly responded with, 'Too late, darling, when I get home I'm going to p...

In the flowing white palace Of the delicate mosquito net Hides the Great White Sultan With his phallus erect, For outside an Indian girl Is swinging in her hammock Unaware that her skin so bare Is causing Royal havoc. "Fetch me quick that comely girl" His majesty demanded " I must see, close to, that hidden gem and witness it first handed" "I need to view the delicate hue of the mantle of her bosom, and I crave the sight...