So, as often happens on a boring night, I was chatting on a hot porn website when a message popped up. YOUR PRESENCE IS COMMANDED IMMEDIATELY: You must wear limited clothing and be your usual cleansed self. So I took a long, soapy shower, enjoyed a good cleansing, inside and out. Put on some of my hiking shorts (always commando) and drove up the 15 minutes to Master's place. I buzzed, and as usual, all I heard was the CLI...