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Birdie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 47
0 miles · Indiana

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I scored a 60

Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?
NOOO!!! NOT FRIDAY!!!! Thats my dancing night.
Cant we just get rid of Monday instead? Everyone is so grumpy on Monday anyway.
The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer.......... Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"


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I just ate an entire pint of Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Macademia ice cream for dinner.


Thats funny because I ate a pint of Half Baked. Yummy!!!


Sometimes it's just what is needed to soothe the soul!


Its like prozac for PMS...Ben and Jerry's has saved lives around here. I mean, really, who wants to kill someone with a great sugar high like that? LOL
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I just ate an entire pint of Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Macademia ice cream for dinner.


Thats funny because I ate a pint of Half Baked. Yummy!!!
Wow...This explains a lot. Like when I was pregnant and I used to wake up at 3 am every morning and eat a big bowl of cheerios. And I still crave them...hmmm...do they have a cherrios addiction support group yet? Maybe I should join. LOL
I love Zaf's new av. I think we should keep her.

It is beautiful outside today. Makes me want to fake an illness and get out of work for the day...
I made it two minutes into the video before I had to shut it off. That guy is obnoxious!! He sounds a lot like my live in.
Some people just have more, um, time...in their "life" to go looking for pics of this kind. Another boring evening home alone...What shall I do?
LOL @ Nic!!

Miss Kitty...I was a little afraid when I first got here too.
You could always right click and save the pic from here and do what you like with it...
The original post of her is pretty big...
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Well I have chocolate covered strawberries in my office if anyone cares to join me?

LOL!




Oooo...Is it too late to change my mind?
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Okay...I'm gonna need a whip, a taser, a 10 foot rope and some peanut m+m's


Umm...sorry, I ate the M&Ms.


That's it...I'm outta here...
Woo Hoo!!! Congrats everyone!!










Okay...I'm gonna need a whip, a taser, a 10 foot rope and some peanut m+m's
Oh, and I would become the "voices" in someone's head....Sweet torture!!

If I had that power, Red Bull would make a fortune off of me because I wouldn't sleep for at least a week. LOL
I would want the ability to go invisible. Then I wouldn't have to read minds...I could be standing right beside someone and hear what they had to say. I wouldnt have to pay to get on a bus or a plane, go see a movie or concert and I could totally mess with people's heads by moving things around the room while they are standing there watching.kWv1zFxq3yGFgaDt
Birdie's Thought For The Day:

When you are at the end of your rope, try not to tie it around somebody's neck.
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heres one for susan "nothn sexyer than a naked women with a gun" or some thing like that its from the whole nine yards


You know, I can't think of nothing finer than a fine naked woman holding a gun.
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Nobody's infuriated?

Tsk. You gals disappoint me and need a spankin'.



Why would we be infuriated? This is just further, written proof that women do everything...even if the man gets all the credit. And the fact that it was posted by a man just means that you admit to it.
36 i see a rainbow-ish, tyedye-ish type of thing...lots of colors