I am an apple martini. Eeww...LOL
That is sooooo....WRONG!!!
Besides, I know of a few ladies who would do the $500 dollar job for 50 bucks...Save money where you can, you know?
Guess I am a rock slide, too. Must be the reason why I feel like I can never make it to the top. LOL
Wow D!!! That is an awesome pic! Bet it would make a great puzzle.
Well, at a waitress job I used to work, there were three of us who were pregnant at the same time. I had that joke printed up and took it to work. We thought is was funny and posted it at the waitress table where only we could see it. Only problem was, the boss lady didn't think it was funny....
Oh, Rocco...still trying to give a damn, I see. LOL
Love your new av, btw...You should keep it.
Oh, so it's like buying a puppy. "Pick me, pick me! Please let me out..."
Hey, where is the selection that says, "Take him, take him! Please, take him!!!!"
That joke almost got me fired from my last job. It's funny, though. LOL
Like an Iced-latte with soy, and a shot of butterscotch, your personality is made up of a mix of elements that you’ve made your own. You have your own way of doing things that may not conform to the norms of those around you. People likely describe you as "quirky". Unpredictable and full of surprises, you are someone who looks at the world in a unique and somewhat crazy way. Be cautious, though, that you don’t let your shenanigans obscure other aspects of your personality.
Wow...I think air sex is their safest bet. At least no babies will come out of it.
You wouldn't be able to hear the ticking anyway...not with legs wrapped around your head.
Keeping on topic, though, guys are infatuated with measurements. HOWEVER...they really do get pissed off when the woman learns how to read a tape measure. Now why is that?
That's not fair, Rocco! It won't work.
