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Quote by oceanrunner


great story, great series! the toppermost of the poppermost!


That made me smile last night and I'm still grinning today. Thank you.
Quote by sprite


i have the same issue. sort of. i don't like to sober-post. trust me, it's better that way.


Sometimes sober posting bites me... I found the above dildo sober. With it were pictures of people (male and female) in the process of using it (or trying to).

A little numbing would have been nice. (Hammer to the head..whatever)
Quote by MadMartigan


Would such a story contain an element of black comedy, or tragedy though?

You could make it super creepy by attaching it to a sex doll.
I just saw a super creepy documentary the other day about life like sex dolls. Nightmare inducing.


I think you could go either way with it, although if there's a sex doll I'm likely to giggle. They always look so surprised.

Quote by sprite


yes, someone should. You start yet? smile




Quote by HeraTeleia


You know by her silence that she already has...she's going to kick my arse again in this comp.


My silence was direct result of not wanting to drunk-post.

'Cause, you know, I get super friendly and goofy.
Quote by MadMartigan


I've heard of the coke-can cock description from several ladies. How...disturbing to se what it 'might' actually look like.


That would be a great idea for a fetish story... increasing dildo sizes. Kind of like like you do with a piercing, getting increasing bore sizes.

Someone should write that.....
Quote by KittyKim
Okay, so I got this......

18.5 Inch Trojan Horse Huge Dildo - https://

Anyone else walking like a cowboy???


So...no. But I had to look this thing up....



Respect, KittyKim. Whew.
Quote by sprite


when is part 4 coming out? what? why are you looking at me like that?


I like hot, smart chicks. Especially when they have a good sense of humor.

Good morning, Rach.

Quote by dracis3d

I'm still new to the site and have read only a tiny bit of the sites comments but I enjoyed it. Really felt it captured the era and without trying to spoil it for other readers I found the end a surprise.


Welcome to Lush! I've only been here a little under a year, myself.

I'm really delighted that you took that time to read Casualties. Thank you so much.
I finished a trilogy.

I know the first part came out in January but if you're interested....

It's the story of a woman who is tempted into trading sexual favors for professional ones. What starts as pay-for-play experience becomes a strange romance. I think of it as soft-touch BDSM..

Trading Favors was awarded an EP.

Trading More Favors: A Second Encounter was a RR.

The newest, and final, installment is Trading Favors: Closing the Deal. It was awarded a RR, as well.

All together, they're about novella-length!
The post was fantastic.

I really love flash fiction. I think of it like condensed fiction, so I liked how they described flash as somewhere between poetry and prose. I also like how they talk about the use of rich verbs to minimize the number of words.

Though, I've never tried to write a story in under five hundred words. That would be a trick for me.
Quote by RavenStar


Lol.

The reason is that the books were written by Stan and Jan Berenstain! That's a picture of them up above. Look at the author on the books! silly

And I did find out why I couldn't post it. It was a stupid mistake on my part.


Was it because your screen went wide and you couldn't see the upload button? That's two hours of my life I'll never get back and two IQ points I'll never see again.
I remember it as Bearenstein Bears, too...however, I think at that point in my life books were being read to me. I'll have to ask my mom what she remembers.
Quote by HeraTeleia

As an adult, I don't know what to think. I don't generally believe in anything supernatural; I'm devoutly United Methodist but my faith is faith, faith and hope, not belief.


I think it's really interesting how faith affects belief in the supernatural. My grandmother was Catholic and believed in ghosts and the ability of priests and holy water to get rid of them.

Quote by Verbal

There is a whole hidden world within the world, which we can just barely glimpse.


I like that. I hope it's true.
Quote by LYFBUZ

I also experience deja vu on a frequent basis and have been able to predict EXACTLY what will be said or what actions will occur before they happen. These tend to be innocuous events but some are risk inherent and in those cases I always intervene and change the outcome. I always wonder afterwards if I did the right thing.



Now that's fucking nifty, I must say.
Quote by seeker4


I'd go with you on this much. There are definitely some strange, unexplained phenomena out there, but I'm not going to buy "supernatural" explanations when it is quite likely that science will account for them somehow, someday, putting them into the realm of nature.


I agree in the idea that there is a science behind this. I feel, if ghosts exists we should be able to prove it through some sort of measure. Even if some brains perceive differently, this should be true. If something is there, it's there.
I'm actually a guy.

Wait...edit: That's how she could ruin a date. Him?

I'm waiting for marriage.
I was very disappointed when I bought my house and it showed NO evidence of being haunted at all.

I've stayed in hotels that reputed to be haunted, specifically requesting haunted rooms but nothing.

So, here's my ghost story (bear in mind that I'm a skeptic):

I used to work as a techie in local theater. There was constant talk of the "Theater Ghost" because the building was very old. Nobody liked to pull the curtain because it was in a dark corner of the stage, so that was my job. I never saw anything but I will say that the front door of the theater was ALWAYS unlocked for me. For two years, I could walk right in but it would be locked for the next person. I joked that the ghost liked me. Most people didn't like my joke.

Have you ever seen a ghost?

P.S. This is going viral right now. People are suggesting it's either a ghost ship or Jesus. YOU DECIDE!

This is my other favorite (No math):

Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to be so good
They'll stone ya just a-like they said they would
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home
Then they'll stone ya when you're there all alone
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone ya when you're walkin' 'long the street
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat
They'll stone ya when you're walkin' on the floor
They'll stone ya when you're walkin' to the door
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned.

They'll stone ya when you're at the breakfast table
They'll stone ya when you are young and able
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to make a buck
They'll stone ya and then they'll say "good luck"
Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned.

Well, They'll stone you and say that it's the end
Then they'll stone you and then they'll come back again
They'll stone you when you're riding in your car
They'll stone you when you're playing your guitar
Yes, but I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone you when you walk all alone
They'll stone you when you are walking home
They'll stone you and then say you are brave
They'll stone you when you are set down in your grave
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned.

Happy Friday!
At first, I wasn't sure how I felt about this, because it isn't exactly literature. But then I looked up the categories for the Nobel Prize and there's only one in the arts.

So...congratulation BD! What a poet!
So this is what happens when we get rid of the Shuttle Program? Thanks Obama.
I am almost never horny at work.

However, thanks a lot for this thread. Now I'm thinking,"Oh, I bet someone did right there. Gotta get some disinfectant on that."
I'd want to know what she did, who she did it with, and how often. No way I'm letting my imagination play with that shit.

Of course I could forgive her. That doesn't necessarily mean we'd stay together, though.