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Quote by purpleshade
There is a trend here in England these days where women are using hyphenated surnames after marriage. They put their surname first, then the Huband's with a hyphen..
That is especially fun to see when their name comes out Small-Dick, Bigg-Peter, Harry-Leggs, Little-Head, etc.
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I was taught in school, in the USA, to write Mr., Mrs., or Ms. with an initial cap and a full stop and Miss without a full stop.
Mr.
Mrs.
Ms.
Miss
I noticed a long while back that many in the UK, Australia and such, do not use the full stop.
As a story moderator I/we accept both styles as long as they are consistent.
Mr.
Mrs.
Ms.
Miss
I noticed a long while back that many in the UK, Australia and such, do not use the full stop.
As a story moderator I/we accept both styles as long as they are consistent.
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As a story mod I can tell you that these decisions can be very tough calls. Sometimes we have to discuss and get a consensus because the decision is so borderline and hard to make.
I have a couple of poems over on the blue site SS that aren't right for Lush. Of course I have a bunch over here on Lush that aren't appropriate at all for SS.
I have a couple of poems over on the blue site SS that aren't right for Lush. Of course I have a bunch over here on Lush that aren't appropriate at all for SS.
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Congratulations to Liz for her 1st place, Miami Heat. I thought all along, and told her so, that her story looked like the winner. Liz is an awesome writer, so amazingly talented and smart. I love her story. It's superior entertainment. I am always in awe of Liz!
And Magical_Felix for 2nd place, Belgard. Jack did some super, high quality, deep writing for sure and he knows I told him he'd finish in the Top 3. Just a superb story for sure. He always writes great stories and especially comes through with something super special in a comp.
I am, well, I am absolutely blown away! Y'all that know me, know I'm a bit hyper and excitable, so you can just imagine. I finally cracked the Top 3 and I am elated. Especially knowing how tough this competition was. I mean there are so many really great, high quality stories. I thought top 3 was beyond my reach. Thanks judges! I am really honored to get to be listed Top 3 with Liz and Magical_Felix.
Congratulations to the entire Top 10 because those are all super outstanding stories. There were several serious contenders there that had to put a lot of pressure on the judges deciding between all of these superb stories. In fact seriously great stories in this comp goes much deeper than the Top 10. I read a huge portion of the comp stories and they were great.
I'd like to thank VanGogh for doing an awesome job of proofing for me. She's done that for me several times and does an amazing job, catching the dyslexic things that slide through my own proofing, and she makes great suggestions. And a special thanks to Dancing_Doll, Sprite, Milik_the_Red and DanielleX for years of encouragement.
And Magical_Felix for 2nd place, Belgard. Jack did some super, high quality, deep writing for sure and he knows I told him he'd finish in the Top 3. Just a superb story for sure. He always writes great stories and especially comes through with something super special in a comp.
I am, well, I am absolutely blown away! Y'all that know me, know I'm a bit hyper and excitable, so you can just imagine. I finally cracked the Top 3 and I am elated. Especially knowing how tough this competition was. I mean there are so many really great, high quality stories. I thought top 3 was beyond my reach. Thanks judges! I am really honored to get to be listed Top 3 with Liz and Magical_Felix.
Congratulations to the entire Top 10 because those are all super outstanding stories. There were several serious contenders there that had to put a lot of pressure on the judges deciding between all of these superb stories. In fact seriously great stories in this comp goes much deeper than the Top 10. I read a huge portion of the comp stories and they were great.
I'd like to thank VanGogh for doing an awesome job of proofing for me. She's done that for me several times and does an amazing job, catching the dyslexic things that slide through my own proofing, and she makes great suggestions. And a special thanks to Dancing_Doll, Sprite, Milik_the_Red and DanielleX for years of encouragement.
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I've used a John Deere tractor.
Oh... wait... this is the wrong thread. Never mind. So....
...mostly your run of the mill, penis shaped dildos. My wife has some Lelo products. I don't mind using them on her. Sometimes use a dildo with the small vibrating clit massager attached while I give her anal sex. That way she's dp'd and buzzed at the same time. No pun intended.
Oh... wait... this is the wrong thread. Never mind. So....
...mostly your run of the mill, penis shaped dildos. My wife has some Lelo products. I don't mind using them on her. Sometimes use a dildo with the small vibrating clit massager attached while I give her anal sex. That way she's dp'd and buzzed at the same time. No pun intended.
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The bar singer, Lera Lynn, is from my neck of the woods. Now she's moved to Nashville and with the exposure from True Detective, ready for the big time.
http://www.ajc.com/news/entertainment/georgia-grown-lera-lynn-spotlight-true-detective-s/nmwt9/
http://www.ajc.com/news/entertainment/georgia-grown-lera-lynn-spotlight-true-detective-s/nmwt9/
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
That's interesting about the melatonin, Buz! I've suffered from killer insomnia all my life! What brand and what dosage is effective?
Also, what brands of supplements are considered well-formulated for absorption?
Right now I've been getting Nature's Valley melatonin at 3 mg. Melatonin has worked very well for me. I still have the occasional night of insomnia, but its about 80-90% better than it used to be before I started using melatonin.
I should've asked him about the brands. He just said you pay for what you get. So I presumed the more expensive name brands were okay. We were kind of drinking at a social gathering.
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I have used the muscle building supplements in the past. As a longtime insomniac I do take melatonin to help me sleep and it seems to help a great deal.
I do understand that some brands are better than others. I actually had a professional chemist (director of a large laboratory) tell me that a lot of vitamins and so forth, especially the cheap ones, are not formulated in way that your body can break down and use.
I do understand that some brands are better than others. I actually had a professional chemist (director of a large laboratory) tell me that a lot of vitamins and so forth, especially the cheap ones, are not formulated in way that your body can break down and use.
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ENFJ
Extravert(60%) iNtuitive(16%) Feeling(16%) Judging(22%)
You have distinct preference of Extraversion over Introversion (60%)
You have slight preference of Intuition over Sensing (16%)
You have slight preference of Feeling over Thinking (16%)
You have slight preference of Judging over Perceiving (22%)
ENFJs are the benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity. They have tremendous charisma by which many are drawn into their nurturant tutelage and/or grand schemes. Many ENFJs have tremendous power to manipulate others with their phenomenal interpersonal skills and unique salesmanship. But it's usually not meant as manipulation -- ENFJs generally believe in their dreams, and see themselves as helpers and enablers, which they usually are.
ENFJs are global learners. They see the big picture. The ENFJs focus is expansive. Some can juggle an amazing number of responsibilities or projects simultaneously. Many ENFJs have tremendous entrepreneurial ability.
ENFJs are gifted with prominent communicative abilities and capable of persuading others to accept their way of thinking or their endeavor, and earning other people's trust.
Extravert(60%) iNtuitive(16%) Feeling(16%) Judging(22%)
You have distinct preference of Extraversion over Introversion (60%)
You have slight preference of Intuition over Sensing (16%)
You have slight preference of Feeling over Thinking (16%)
You have slight preference of Judging over Perceiving (22%)
ENFJs are the benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity. They have tremendous charisma by which many are drawn into their nurturant tutelage and/or grand schemes. Many ENFJs have tremendous power to manipulate others with their phenomenal interpersonal skills and unique salesmanship. But it's usually not meant as manipulation -- ENFJs generally believe in their dreams, and see themselves as helpers and enablers, which they usually are.
ENFJs are global learners. They see the big picture. The ENFJs focus is expansive. Some can juggle an amazing number of responsibilities or projects simultaneously. Many ENFJs have tremendous entrepreneurial ability.
ENFJs are gifted with prominent communicative abilities and capable of persuading others to accept their way of thinking or their endeavor, and earning other people's trust.
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The longest penis in the world:
Credited to Jonah Falcon
9.5 inches long when flaccid
13.5 inches long when erect
He has even stated that most women can't take his entire penis. So really, would you rather put your entire pecker in or just half of it. Being able to go all the way in, no doubt, is better than only going in half way.
http://www.oddee.com/item_97082.aspx
Average penis size:
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647.php
The mean average length for the penises came to:
8.8 centimeters (3.5 inches) for the flaccid length
12.9 centimeters (5.1 inches) at the erect length.
The extra large penises in porn are actually fake penis extensions and actually quite obvious to anyone who has at least half a brain.
Credited to Jonah Falcon
9.5 inches long when flaccid
13.5 inches long when erect
He has even stated that most women can't take his entire penis. So really, would you rather put your entire pecker in or just half of it. Being able to go all the way in, no doubt, is better than only going in half way.
http://www.oddee.com/item_97082.aspx
Average penis size:
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647.php
The mean average length for the penises came to:
8.8 centimeters (3.5 inches) for the flaccid length
12.9 centimeters (5.1 inches) at the erect length.
The extra large penises in porn are actually fake penis extensions and actually quite obvious to anyone who has at least half a brain.
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I still get stoked when I get a new Famous Story. I am less than 60 views on one that will give me 30 Famous Stories, and that does not include 3 Legendary Stories. My most viewed story has just passed 220,000 views.
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I now officially have 30 Famous stories, not including 3 Legendary Stories. I do have 2 more stories with over 29,000 views heading toward Famous. I am sure not every person reads the entire story, but probably a high percentage that click on a story do read it. It's really exciting to have a lot of people read your artistic erotic creation. It is very inspiring.
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I now officially have 30 Famous stories, not including 3 Legendary Stories. I do have 2 more stories with over 29,000 views heading toward Famous. I am sure not every person reads the entire story, but probably a high percentage that click on a story do read it. It's really exciting to have a lot of people read your artistic erotic creation. It is very inspiring.
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Quote by stephanie
I'm NOT an AWARD or a VOTE chaser. I DON'T spam my offerings to friends-list etc. SOME of my favourite stories are VERY RARELY clicked upon and read. I'm proud of them anyway! But I DELIGHT in comments of any kind and I THANK SINCERELY everyone who has bothered to take the time to offer opinion.
xx Stephanie
I guess I'll just have to promote and spam for Steph. He's a damn awesome writer of stories and poems, so check out his page.
https://www.lushstories.com/stephanie
And yes, he does have a lot of awards, Recommended Reads and Editor's Picks. I made this logo for him...
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I've been aware of the bee die off for quite awhile. I know there has been a lot of concern from the agriculture industry here. Several universities have been doing studies and trying to figure out how to counter the trend. Several think there has been some bee recovery in my region because so many people have been active in it.
The loss of bees would be devastating to agriculture and with the world's population exploding that would be disastrous, yet human overpopulation is part of the problem. Besides certain insecticides, another factor is destruction of habitat. Over development, exploding urban areas and suburbs invading bees' natural habitats. Also, many cities and towns have ordinances against bee keeping. As they expand their city limits as a ploy to collect more tax revenue, their city ordinances go with them, forcing bee farmers to either move or go out of business as far as bee keeping.
Insecticides and loss of habitat seem to be the two largest factors in the huge bee die off.
The loss of bees would be devastating to agriculture and with the world's population exploding that would be disastrous, yet human overpopulation is part of the problem. Besides certain insecticides, another factor is destruction of habitat. Over development, exploding urban areas and suburbs invading bees' natural habitats. Also, many cities and towns have ordinances against bee keeping. As they expand their city limits as a ploy to collect more tax revenue, their city ordinances go with them, forcing bee farmers to either move or go out of business as far as bee keeping.
Insecticides and loss of habitat seem to be the two largest factors in the huge bee die off.
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There is sometimes a glitch, I am sure caused from using certain word processing software. I use Apple's Pages to write in, and my stories and poems never paste in correctly spaced and formatted.
The way around that is to paste your poem or story into a pm and send it to yourself. Then copy and paste the received story or poem into the text editor box, Double check that and if it's okay, click submit.
Also, if working on your formatting in the editor box, don't use the return at the end of a line, rather return from the beginning of the next line.
Those are the best fixes that I know of and usually work very well.
If you have any other problems, please contact me or another story mod and we'll help you get your poem formatted correctly.
The way around that is to paste your poem or story into a pm and send it to yourself. Then copy and paste the received story or poem into the text editor box, Double check that and if it's okay, click submit.
Also, if working on your formatting in the editor box, don't use the return at the end of a line, rather return from the beginning of the next line.
Those are the best fixes that I know of and usually work very well.
If you have any other problems, please contact me or another story mod and we'll help you get your poem formatted correctly.