Congrats, AC!!!

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Doesn't sound weird to me. I get that way as well where writing sex seems repetitive and almost mechanical - foreplay -> oral for him -> oral for her -> penetration in a handful of positions -> climax. The formula is pretty basic and there's really only so much you can do with it. Without a good amount of back story to charge up the tension and give it meaning, like Carlton mentioned above, it all gets a bit boring.

Most of the time, I find writing the non-sex parts more fascinating than the sex itself. When it comes time to write the sex, many times I take a break from writing the draft and only write the sex when I'm feeling randy. This could be days apart.

It's a great hobby, but sometimes it can leave you feeling a bit flat.

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Big News in Rumpland!

Our very own Bearkeep has joined the Millionaires Club! :worship: Meaning he has accumulated over a million reads on his stories! Only 81 authors have received that badge! Go Bear!

And he’s receiver the Pied Piper badge for over 500 followers!

Put his seals on my tab tonight, please! 😊

Congrats to James on achieving these badges!

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started writing again. have a new Alice chapter submitted for publishing. it felt good. i might do some more of this writing thing

I still have that to read. Anymore Space Girl in the works perhaps 👀?

I want to see Bad Boys 4.

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In my humble opinion, the Omnium Badge is meant to stretch one’s writing chops. That means that some categories are going to be out of a writer’s comfort zone. I struggled with several of the categories, but gave them my best shot. I found creative ways to address the genres that weren't my thing. Readers were kind and encouraging.

My best personal example is the Water Sports category. NOT my thing! But I did a lil research and found a way to write a story that met the criteria.

I guess my point is, if you want the badge badly enough, you give every category your best effort. And if that genre isn't your forte, that's okay. You try and then you go back to writing what you truly feel is your niche.

Poetry doesn't have to be sophisticated or long to be of interest to readers. My best advice is to read some poetry by other Lush authors for inspiration.

Just my thoughts on a Monday morning. 😘

I haven't thought much of Omnium for a while now and figured I would be more a Prolific Guy as there's a category I doubt I could do convincingly well. If I do start attacking categories again, I will keep this in mind.

Hope everyone's mornings are going well. This heat all over needs to chill because it isn't even summer officially yet. Jeez!

Episode 6 of Line Steppers has just been published as well.

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Lordy.

Yes. Not compared to sex, but yes.

Finished X-Men '97 tonight. Excellent show!

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Happy motherfucker's day!

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Hard fuck with a little love making in-between.

Possibly hitting another bowl, watching X-Men '97, getting something to eat, and looking at filth(or funny videos)

Jay-Z and DMX.

The Notorious B.I.G and Method Man.

Buju Banton and Busta Rhymes in 1993.