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ChrisM
6 days ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Montreal

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Quote by seeker4
You would be so screwed if you spelled "Canadiens" that way in Quebec. I think the punishment involves having to read the complete speeches of Rene Levesque backwards in the original French. Nice to hear that they beat one of their old rivals. My brother is a huge Canadiens fan. Even went to one of the last games in the old Forum.


My bad Scott. I am so used to using auto-correct that I seldom read back my text.It also corrects London Knights to London Nights. Just tested it.
Good morning all.u75tVe3LAYfoIWUW
Hi there beautiful Tonya , Curvy, Bill and G.
Coffee for me it's cold here.
My Montreal Canadian Hockey Team beat the Bad Boston Bruins last night. I was at the game and got back very late and buzzed so had a hard time falling asleep.
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Quote by Verbal
So this happened.



You two are a real Lush success story. It warms my heart to see this unfold before our eyes.

Tonya listen to Bill. Thank you Bill she is incorrigible. I keep telling her the same thing every day.

Think I'll pour myself some coffee.
Quote by TonyaL
Not something I normally do but need to get this out.....

What the fuck. Seriously you are upset because I didn't set the coffee pot for you or pull a breakfast sandwich out of the freezer. Let's see I had surgery on Thursday which you could not even be bothered to go pick up the meds I needed that night. Friday I did too much including taking care of my littley and you sat and watched me make dinner in pain and still had enough nerve to ask as I clean up to get you more coffee like I'm a fucking waitress in my own house. Then when the meds knock me out you get mad last night and today. You are a grown man you can do something for yourself. Again today you text me "what's for dinner?" How is it that you had a tooth pulled and I wait on you hand and foot including going to the store at 10pm to find you something to help with your toothache leading up to having it pulled and I can't even get you to bring me a drink past the first hour I'm home. Man you have three more of these surgeries to get through so I hope you figure something out soon. Errrrrr. I'm so frustrated.


Kick the asshole out.
This epic of 45 chapters traces the journey of an aging combat vet who finds himself in the wilderness and come upon a group of women (lesbian) who have established a secret enclave in the wilderness. They have built a sophisticated mini society. They integrate him into the group and his skills become valued by some women and loathed by others. The head of the clan makes him her assistant. The world is hit by a radiation storm and reverts to a non technical era.

The author SkyWolf's first venture into fiction lives at; https://www.lushstories.com/SkyWolf

A delightful read of book length which will leave you riveted to the page and wanting more.

Chapter One; https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fantasy-scifi/secrets-of-liberty-mountain-no-mans.aspx
Congratulations SaucyM on taking top honors. It must have been very difficult to chose the winners. They were all great stories. Dark_Appolo and Milik great job. The runners up were no slouches either. Kudos to all.
Well earned Rachel. Really glad to see you recognized for all you do.
Quote by FirstBlush
Congratulations, Christian! Merci pour tout ce que tu fait.


Je n'ai qu'une chose a dire. Woof!

Merci a toi pour ton support et ton inestimable amitié.
Quote by simplyjohn
A beer man I assume...


That or single malt scotch are both fine.
Quote by Wargod8888
Yea congrates lol but what do mods accualy do on here i know you cant report one because i did and fuck all happened about it mmm above the lush rules are they but just my rant for the month lol


Well mods are not so much above the rules as you say. It is more that mods abide by the rule.
Quote by nicola
It gives me great pleasure to award the Moderator of the Month award to someone who is the perfect gentleman (that's what he'd have us believe) around the site.


Now where did you get that idea, Nicola. A perfect gentleman? Is that the male equivalent of 'a Lady in the Living Room and a whore in the bedroom.' Hmm... Well that might have some vestige of truth in it.

Thank you for the honor. In any case it is nice to be recognized.
Congratulations to the winners and the runners up. There were some great stories in this competition. Curious Annie that was a great story and well deserved it's spot.
Zorba The Greek (Anthony Quinn) / Alan Bates (Basil)

Three of my favorites below:

“If a woman sleeps alone it puts a shame on all men. God has a very big heart, but there is one sin He will not forgive. If a woman calls a man to her bed and he will not go.”

“All those who actually live the mysteries of life haven't the time to write, and all those who have the time don't live them! D'you see?”

Basil: "Are you married?"
Zorba: "Am I not a man? And is not a man stupid? I’m a man. So I married. Wife, children, house, everything. The full catastrophe."
May this day and this year bring you joy and happiness. If it helps have a few adult beverages.
My four part series "The Slut Academy" has received a RR on all four segments. The Sexual Academy is dedicated to providing the utmost in satisfaction it specializes in training Wives, Mistresses, Maids, Husbands, Grooms, etc.
Part one is close to being famous and needs 650 reads to attain that goal it can be found at; https://www.lushstories.com/stories/college-sex/the-slut-academy.aspx
The rest of the series follows.
Would appreciate any assistance in reaching the famous goal and would value your votes and comments.