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2 months ago
Bisexual Female, 47
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Listen! That show is everyfuckingthing. And I'm noticing that it's less about spells and incantations and more about out bitching each other. I love the dialogue. I love the lack of fucks given by Marie Laveau and Fiona. I just love it. Shit like this usually creeps me out, and this is thus far the only season of AHS I've ever watched.


That's what I'm talking about! The dialogue, the characters, and that lack of stupid lame ass scare tactics that horror writers try to get you with aren't present in this series. It fucking rocks...
Quote by DanielleX

Why so few iconic hot dark-skinned women? I'm appalled and embarrassed to say I can't think of any!


I gave you two, though they were fairly light skinned. I could go on and on about the lack of opportunities for dark skinned women in early Hollywood, but I don't have the time.

Dorothy Dandridge
Lena Horne
Diahann Carroll
Quote by Liz


I could eat a peach for hours

*giggles and runs off!*


Someone told me you enjoy pineapple....


I love peaches, oranges, and pineapple.
Ms. Dorothy Dandridge


Ms. Grace Kelly


Ms. Lena Horne
Quote by naughtynurse
With salt and ketchup, like French fries




Lol. I have salt and ketchup. And the way I eat French fries...
Why is it there is always that one motherfucking family member that insists on pissing in everyone's stuffing and spoiling the fun; that one special kind of stupid idiot that doesn't know when to shut the fuck up? Yeah, you stupid insensitive prick, I'm married, 35 and not able to get pregnant. Yeah, my sisters all have kids and they're freaking great kids, and yeah one day....One day I'll have a kid... I just won't give birth to one and he'll never meet your sorry good for nothing ass. Now kick rocks bastard...

I should have stayed at the shelter feeding and hanging with the homeless and needy people.
Each time a member, or nonmember for that matter, clicks your story your view count increases. Your ratio is inaccurate because of this.

Edit: I believe it's each time.
Holy smokes! I am not half way down the list and I need a break. There are some seriously hot entries. You guys aren't making it easy on the judges. Keep it up!
Quote by Liz


What you giggling for, Red? Welcome the newbie properly!

Hey, welcome to the forum!
Quote by Liz


What you giggling for, Red? Welcome the newbie properly!

Hey, welcome to the forum!
I know those replies stung a bit, but ummm a change of approach is needed. Perhaps hang out in the chat rooms and be friendly. And the avatar is a little strange...maybe make your eye appear less threatening. Just sayin'
Quote by lafayettemister
It was a dark and rainy night.

We stayed in.

We fucked.

The end

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Do I win?


No! Your story has been removed. It sucks.
Feel free to contact whomever you wish as everyone on staff is capable. You're welcome to submit your work here as we appreciate every submission, but if you choose not to that is fine as well. I do hope you enjoy your time here.
Quote by Magma_Boils_333
Well sure she can but will she ever get a response? I've been waiting almost a month for a reply to my question.


As I informed the author of the story, I am free to discuss her story and its content with HER. DarIvanhorn is quite capable of speaking for herself. She asked you to proofread her story, and that is fine, but her submission should be dealt with between the story moderator team and her. If she wishes to discuss the outcome with you that is fine. I answered her question and have not seen the story again.

I'm not certain why you're insist on speaking for her, but I prefer to deal with the person that submits the story. If that is not to your liking, you have my apology.
Quote by darlvanhorn
I have just written something, not sure how much detail I would like to give out, but is very interested to know if I have gone against the guidelines of lush, before I submit it.

A moderator help's would be grateful.


I've offered to help you on another matter and have answered your initial story question. Since then your original story hasn't come back into the queue. Naturally, I assumed you'd scratched it and attempted another story. I am still available to discuss with YOU the issues surrounding your story so that it can be approved. As to the current question about our guidelines, you may PM me so that your content isn't given out or you may peruse our updated guidelines which can be found here.
Now this I can do, and wow I do love the giveaway items!
Can we have the upcoming birthdays list in our profiles limited to a week or two out? It's driving me a bit nuts being that long.
Quote by TheVGirl
the fox (what does the fox say)- ylvis...most annoying song in the universe



The most horrific song ever. I can't express how much I hate this ridiculous excuse for music
The love of sports, reading and my tendency to be really silly at times.
Happy Anniversary, Lush! Congratulations Nicki, Gav, and staff. Well done!
Quote by Mazza
Lelo? Pfft, for all the muscular relief it brings, I might as well stick it up my arse!

Seriously though, OP, your partner would do well to persevere with it. A new sex toy is kind of like a new lover. You need to get used to them, play with them, find what works...

I'm sure she'll be happy with it, eventually...

My lelos are the best vibes I've ever had and I doubt I'd go anywhere else now...


I agree!

She may just need to get used to the various settings, and discover which setting and vibration feels best.

Gotta get that Gigi 2!