big or small? Medium rare
Cute or manly? Metrosexual cock is the best of both worlds.
Cut or uncut ? - Cut! (and if not, I hear you can order a Do-It-Yourself kit online).
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Quote by sprite
oh, and i just wanted to point out that Dancing Doll's birthday is this month - typical! LOL
It just means that I have to lay around in my birthday suit a lot this month... in front of a webcam or mirror while using a camera-phone.
Also, for the month of February only, I will be giving away my sexiest panties at the end of the month to the Lushie that has commented the most on my stories...and don't forget - you can comment on stories as many times as you'd like - I suggest daily comments to keep your bases covered.
Alpha Blonde
Quote by sprite
one of the first friends i made here, and one of the best
Not that i'm saying that you're better then the rest
that said, you're amazing and funny and smart
and sweeter then honey, and you've got a great heart
your stories are brilliant and no one can compare
i don't know what we'd do if you weren't here
so please understand that i say this with love
i hope for your birthday you get someone to shove
a huge cock up your ass and talk dirty to you
and buy you a new vibrator or two!
xoxo
kitty
ps - personally, i celebrate your existence every day! thank you for brightening up mine!
Miss Kitty, you are adorable! Thank you for that!
The day has been been happily spoiling me. So far... I've gotten an elaborate and extensive new lingerie and sex costume wardrobe with a few new 'accessories' too! Lucky me, I'm feeling very Kinky Barbie in the funhouse of sex-play. Nudity is soooo overrated... as with birthday presents, it's always more fun to tear the wrappings off first. Oh and PS, I can almost guarantee there will be something in my ass later tonight. lol
Note: If I get enough profile views today, I might even post some dirty pictures tomorrow... *ahem*...
Alpha Blonde
Quote by Lavish
Depends what he looked like to be honest!
Exactly!
Alpha Blonde
LOL... I wonder what it says about me that I already have all the vibrators listed on this page so far! 
Loving the birthday wishes... thanks for the love... Oh, and thanks for putting me with me too!
Loving the birthday wishes... thanks for the love... Oh, and thanks for putting me with me too!
Alpha Blonde
Lana Del Rey - Without You
I've been listening to it all day... best song I've heard in a long while. Yay, iTunes.
I've been listening to it all day... best song I've heard in a long while. Yay, iTunes.
Alpha Blonde
Quote by Nikki703
A VP job? Id just love to work in R+D, HAHA!! A few months ago, I was watching this show on late night Cinemax called Chemistry. In one of the episodes, one of the characters has a meeting with the CFO of Lelo. She had all the toys spread out on a table. Too funny!!
Stop teasing me!
Alpha Blonde
Quote by Mazza
How's your commission working out DD?
I LOVE my Lelo - so glad you recommended them!!
I keep waiting for them to start up a Canadian office so I can apply for a cushy VP job and walk among my own kind...
Alpha Blonde
Maybe try using a clit-vibrator on her during sex. For example, use a small vibe that cups in your hand, you're in doggy position and then reach around with the vibe to use on her during penetration. That should speed things along... rather quickly.
There are toys designed specifically for couples play during sex: You can try a We-Vibe or something like the Lelo Lily (and there are many other version of the same kind of vibe, I'm sure).
** And yes, everyone, I know I'm recommending Lelo... yet again. LOL and no I don't make commission... it's just the toy line I'm most familiar with and feel confident recommending because I have a lot of them. I find the noise associated with a lot of vibes a bit of a turn off and these are verrry quiet.
There are toys designed specifically for couples play during sex: You can try a We-Vibe or something like the Lelo Lily (and there are many other version of the same kind of vibe, I'm sure).
** And yes, everyone, I know I'm recommending Lelo... yet again. LOL and no I don't make commission... it's just the toy line I'm most familiar with and feel confident recommending because I have a lot of them. I find the noise associated with a lot of vibes a bit of a turn off and these are verrry quiet.
Alpha Blonde
Dreamlines is a non-linear, interactive visual experience. The user enters one or more words that define the subject of a dream he would like to dream.
I've gone through a few different versions with different keywords, and it's quite amazing... even the complex ones. Very trippy!
http://solaas.com.ar/dreamlines/
I've gone through a few different versions with different keywords, and it's quite amazing... even the complex ones. Very trippy!
http://solaas.com.ar/dreamlines/
Alpha Blonde
Quote by ThunderQueen79
Have you ever met someone on Lush that made you really regret answering them? Like those who are a bit more to deal with than you want? Experiences? Am I just crazy?
Only one but that was way back when I first joined the site and was being too nice to people. lol He tried to seek revenge when I had to abruptly cut off a first-time online-chat. He took this as being rude but was actually a real life interruption that I didn't have time to explain. Anyway his subsequent actions got him banned so all ended well.
Admittedly I really don't chat much, and it takes a while for me to build trust where I'm open to regular/ongoing communication on this site. I'm a guarded person in general based on life experiences and the fact that this is the internet.
Other than that one blip, I have actually never had to use the block-feature on this site before, and because I'm careful with who I get to know and let into my life, I have zero regrets. Everything has been very positive so far!
Alpha Blonde
Quote by Nikki703
How would you respond to this if it comes from someone you have never had any contact with, and then it was followed with a friend request?
hey!!! how are you sexy??? HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
have you had sex in these days? with who?
how long is the biggest you have ever tried? and the smallest cock??
do you want to see my cock?
do you like anal sex?
what do you want to know about me?? make me many questions...
Because I get them all the time as I am sure many other women do too.
Not the best way to get me to want to chat with you but at east this one didnt ask for any naked pics, they usually do.
LOL... I got the exact same PM today too.
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I guess my worst first date was with this guy who showed up with 3 dozen yellow roses for a casual drinks-date at a local pub/bar. He then proceeded to tell me about how he was a private investigator on the side and could find out anything about anyone and how he had all these nefarious contacts. It creeped me out a bit (something was off), so the date ended just after two drinks (still daylight outside) and I left the roses on an anonymous person's doorstep on my way home because I didn't want the association. Then, after telling him (during the next phone convo) that I wasn't interested in anything serious, he said ok, he understood. Then two weeks later, he hacked my email account, started sending me threatening/harassing messages under another name, stalking me, and as this went over a six month period, he sent an email that he was going to kill himself if he couldn't have a relationship with me. That weekend, he just randomly disappeared (after six months of intense stalking). I assume he 'offed' himself, but I never really found out. Anyway, at least the stalking stopped.
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I've never been much of a meat-eater. Even as a kid I was really picky with it.
I'm also pro-PETA... and I was traumatized with high-school dissection of the fetal pig.
I spent my teens being vegan, but now I will eat a bit of chicken and mainly seafood. I will have red meat verrry sparingly.
These days the meat industry is pretty much a toxic cesspool with hormones and unhealthy animals living in unsanitary conditions.
I don't care if other people eat it though and it doesn't bother me to watch someone eat a steak... it's everyone's personal choice what they want to put into their bodies. For me, the chilli lime basil tofu from Whole Foods is one of my favourite meals ever. My system feels a lot better on a low-meat diet.
And the pics... as someone else pointed out. Yes, it's a big difference from a random no-makeup shot with the vegan-woman's hair pulled back vs. a photo of Nigella with full hair/make-up at a media event - also taken when she was younger in my opinion. I've seen recent candid shots of her, and she looks very much like a normal woman her age... beautiful (because of her great genetics), but not like she's discovered the fountain of youth at the local BBQ pit.
Sorry to mess up your thread ChefK. lol.
Carry on with the lip-smacking and the carcass roasting, everyone...
I'm also pro-PETA... and I was traumatized with high-school dissection of the fetal pig.
I spent my teens being vegan, but now I will eat a bit of chicken and mainly seafood. I will have red meat verrry sparingly.
These days the meat industry is pretty much a toxic cesspool with hormones and unhealthy animals living in unsanitary conditions.
I don't care if other people eat it though and it doesn't bother me to watch someone eat a steak... it's everyone's personal choice what they want to put into their bodies. For me, the chilli lime basil tofu from Whole Foods is one of my favourite meals ever. My system feels a lot better on a low-meat diet.
And the pics... as someone else pointed out. Yes, it's a big difference from a random no-makeup shot with the vegan-woman's hair pulled back vs. a photo of Nigella with full hair/make-up at a media event - also taken when she was younger in my opinion. I've seen recent candid shots of her, and she looks very much like a normal woman her age... beautiful (because of her great genetics), but not like she's discovered the fountain of youth at the local BBQ pit.
Sorry to mess up your thread ChefK. lol.
Carry on with the lip-smacking and the carcass roasting, everyone...
Alpha Blonde
Dump her.
She does not love you, she loves someone else. If she loved you, she would never be saying any of these things... trust me.
You were probably more of a rebound/security-blanket type relationship to make her feel better after the guy chucked her, but now she realizes she wants more.
Do not counsel her on her broken heart. That is not your job.
Good luck...
She does not love you, she loves someone else. If she loved you, she would never be saying any of these things... trust me.
You were probably more of a rebound/security-blanket type relationship to make her feel better after the guy chucked her, but now she realizes she wants more.
Do not counsel her on her broken heart. That is not your job.
Good luck...
Alpha Blonde
Ooooh... time to create that nude public photo album I've always been meaning to...
Also... I shall be posting a new story every three days and uploading a link to my private sex tapes.
Game on!
Also... I shall be posting a new story every three days and uploading a link to my private sex tapes.
Game on!
Alpha Blonde
Depends on my mood, but the standard is typically boyshorts and a little tank-top.
Alpha Blonde
I refuse to judge, insult or denigrate a woman based on her sexual appetite, desires and personal choices.
If a woman wants to have sex with a new guy every night, that is her prerogative and does not make her less of a human being, or less worthy of respect than a woman who has saved herself for marriage and only had sex with one guy in her entire lifetime.
Sexual choices should have no bearing on how someone is viewed by society. I would hope we are on our way to evolving to this point.
The word 'slut' is being redefined by this generation (same as the word 'bitch' is now being embraced to be something positive) to lose the derogatory implications and just become a symbol of someone who is a lover of sexual pleasures who is liberal enough to indulge those desires on her own terms.
Having said all that... I love using that word during dirty talk and with sexual role-play. I've never used it as something to be whispered to someone else in judgement of another woman's sexual behaviour. Men and women that use this word in a negative way are clearly insecure about their own sexuality. This isn't the puritanical dark ages! As long as nobody is getting hurt, then do not judge. Simple.
If a woman wants to have sex with a new guy every night, that is her prerogative and does not make her less of a human being, or less worthy of respect than a woman who has saved herself for marriage and only had sex with one guy in her entire lifetime.
Sexual choices should have no bearing on how someone is viewed by society. I would hope we are on our way to evolving to this point.
The word 'slut' is being redefined by this generation (same as the word 'bitch' is now being embraced to be something positive) to lose the derogatory implications and just become a symbol of someone who is a lover of sexual pleasures who is liberal enough to indulge those desires on her own terms.
Having said all that... I love using that word during dirty talk and with sexual role-play. I've never used it as something to be whispered to someone else in judgement of another woman's sexual behaviour. Men and women that use this word in a negative way are clearly insecure about their own sexuality. This isn't the puritanical dark ages! As long as nobody is getting hurt, then do not judge. Simple.
Alpha Blonde
Sexually dominant
Intelligent
Great upper body (shoulders, arms, back, abs)
Sculpted calves
Mischievous eyes
Orally talented
Filthy, creative, depraved mind
Uniquely flawed
Intense mental connection
Confident and assertive
Twisted sense of humour
Basically a good guy at heart, but someone who challenges me on all levels and has a few of the bells and whistles to get my attention and keep it.
Intelligent
Great upper body (shoulders, arms, back, abs)
Sculpted calves
Mischievous eyes
Orally talented
Filthy, creative, depraved mind
Uniquely flawed
Intense mental connection
Confident and assertive
Twisted sense of humour
Basically a good guy at heart, but someone who challenges me on all levels and has a few of the bells and whistles to get my attention and keep it.
Alpha Blonde
I'll take Tom Brady too... If he's good enough for Gisele, he's good enough for me...
Alpha Blonde
Resolutions:
1. Finish minor reno's, sell my place and change cities - in progress.
2. Knee surgery, and properly rehab knee (chronic injury-related) - not booked yet (procrastinating!)
3. Do something wild and outside my comfort zone - check! got that one down...
I think it's still early in the year to know what resolutions will be kept or broken though. January is still a 'hopeful' phase for most people, I think.
1. Finish minor reno's, sell my place and change cities - in progress.
2. Knee surgery, and properly rehab knee (chronic injury-related) - not booked yet (procrastinating!)
3. Do something wild and outside my comfort zone - check! got that one down...
I think it's still early in the year to know what resolutions will be kept or broken though. January is still a 'hopeful' phase for most people, I think.
Alpha Blonde
I can't say I'd ever try human suspension, no matter how enlightened I was supposed to be at the end of it. I have a high pain threshold, but it's just not my thing.
I'm not really into piercings personally, but I do have a small tattoo that I got because it had personal meaning to me, and was symbolic of something important... not for the design aspect of body modification.
In general, I like tattoos... but not so much into the heavy piercings and dermal implants. I wouldn't judge others for getting them though. Body modification is a personal choice and I find it intriguing especially when there is personal meaning behind it or a story.
Then again, if someone wants to get horn implants or sharpen their teeth to look like a vampire, hey, all the more power to them if they are confident this is how they want to represent themselves as individuals. People should do whatever makes them happy and more confident in who they are and what they want to be.
I'm not really into piercings personally, but I do have a small tattoo that I got because it had personal meaning to me, and was symbolic of something important... not for the design aspect of body modification.
In general, I like tattoos... but not so much into the heavy piercings and dermal implants. I wouldn't judge others for getting them though. Body modification is a personal choice and I find it intriguing especially when there is personal meaning behind it or a story.
Then again, if someone wants to get horn implants or sharpen their teeth to look like a vampire, hey, all the more power to them if they are confident this is how they want to represent themselves as individuals. People should do whatever makes them happy and more confident in who they are and what they want to be.
