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Dancing_Doll
Over 90 days ago
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Alpha Blonde
Fit, athletic, lean muscle, nice shoulders, V-shape build, smooth chest would be my ideal.
Bodybuilders, flabbios and man-orexics aren't my thing.
Bodybuilders, flabbios and man-orexics aren't my thing.
Alpha Blonde
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Now for the harder question about attainability of all non- stories.
I have a non- story that's currently over 60,000 views, so it's technically possible.
Alpha Blonde
I vote NO to thongs, cream-sticks, speedos, man-panties and free-swinging sausage and nuts at the beach.
Board shorts and wet suits are way sexier.
Board shorts and wet suits are way sexier.
Alpha Blonde
Just thinking out loud but maybe it should be 100,000 views for stories and 60,000 views for non- stories to get the Famous Badge now.
I just did a quick glance at the most viewed stories in the most popular story categories and unless I'm reading the stats wrong, at the moment there is only one story on the site that would actually qualify for the Famous Badge that is non- ... and even that story is about a mom/daughter threesome. LOL
I just did a quick glance at the most viewed stories in the most popular story categories and unless I'm reading the stats wrong, at the moment there is only one story on the site that would actually qualify for the Famous Badge that is non- ... and even that story is about a mom/daughter threesome. LOL
Alpha Blonde
Quote by Nikki703
I know I have more intense orgasms ever since I got my Soraya than I do with my other toys so maybe this would be even wilder.
Oh my god, I know!
Best. Toy. Ever.
Well, so far anyway...
Alpha Blonde
It's totally on my wish-list but I haven't tried it yet. The vids from the Howard Stern show definitely make it look like one fun ride! 
Alpha Blonde
Quote by Loislane
Though try stay away from dated old fashioned names in a moden setting e.g. Mildred
This is so true. The names we choose can definitely 'date' us as writers in terms of our age. I find most writers of erotica pick names that they naturally are attracted to or are/were popular in their generation.
I've read a few stories on this site, supposedly written by 20 year old hotties, where the characters names are way out of whack with anything a 20 year old would choose for a 'young, sexy character' and more in line with someone who was picking popular names from his/her own generation about fifty years back.
Of course there are always exceptions when it comes to using a non-trendy name here or there, but if you are writing about a whole group of friends or sex partners with similarly dated or old-fashioned names in a modern story, I think it raises a few eyebrows.
Alpha Blonde
I think that for the most part, people get uncomfortable with anything outside of the socially acceptable norm of dominant males and submissive females. And even if they are secretly turned on by going against the grain, a lot of times men will still be reluctant to be open about it.
The typical male character in an erotica story is a dominant, alpha male who knows how to take charge in the bedroom. While I think that most people will find this image universally appealing, the deeper you get into outside-the-box kink levels, the more explorative you start to become about pushing past these basic stereotypes. Stories that make the guy submissive to some degree (whether it's cuckold, strap-on, bisexual experimentation, femdom or all the way to humiliation/sissy femdom) make the average straight guy... uncomfortable. That's why I wrote my story, Fade to Black, in a way that would touch upon this issue and the fact that straight dominant guys can tap into a whole other side of themselves if they are open-minded about it. I've had really positive reaction to the story so far, so definitely no complaints from me. I actually think i had more of a 'gaak-response' to my cuckold/cum-eating story that I posted a few months ago.
I think that many times the comments about not liking a particular kink in a story but still enjoying the story anyway speak to the fact that if a writer spins a good tale, fans will be willing to follow you down whatever rabbit hole you venture into. I follow some authors that write outside my own personal kinks/interests but their talent at writing and storytelling is what draws me in, not the sex acts themselves. In some cases I've actually become intrigued about certain kinks that I otherwise wouldn't have found particularly erotic so it definitely helps to open your mind that way.
If someone is bombing a story with a bad score because the sex act wasn't their brand of kink, then just chalk it up to a narrow-minded misguided reader. Most people should be looking at story tags before reading to make sure they know what they're getting into so there isn't any excuse for that.
But yeah, overall I think guys are more rigid in their sexual boundaries than women are (in general) and maintaining that dominant/straight image is much more of a societal pressure than anything women can understand. We live in a world where bisexual girls are celebrated (as long as they are the femme lipstick variety, of course) and the idea of a bisexual man is supposed to be a myth (men are either straight or gay with no in between allowed). I think people's reaction to stories reflect those assumptions. The idea of a bisexual guy OR a submissive/switch guy still freaks a lot of people out because they're harder for the average person to label and understand.
The typical male character in an erotica story is a dominant, alpha male who knows how to take charge in the bedroom. While I think that most people will find this image universally appealing, the deeper you get into outside-the-box kink levels, the more explorative you start to become about pushing past these basic stereotypes. Stories that make the guy submissive to some degree (whether it's cuckold, strap-on, bisexual experimentation, femdom or all the way to humiliation/sissy femdom) make the average straight guy... uncomfortable. That's why I wrote my story, Fade to Black, in a way that would touch upon this issue and the fact that straight dominant guys can tap into a whole other side of themselves if they are open-minded about it. I've had really positive reaction to the story so far, so definitely no complaints from me. I actually think i had more of a 'gaak-response' to my cuckold/cum-eating story that I posted a few months ago.
I think that many times the comments about not liking a particular kink in a story but still enjoying the story anyway speak to the fact that if a writer spins a good tale, fans will be willing to follow you down whatever rabbit hole you venture into. I follow some authors that write outside my own personal kinks/interests but their talent at writing and storytelling is what draws me in, not the sex acts themselves. In some cases I've actually become intrigued about certain kinks that I otherwise wouldn't have found particularly erotic so it definitely helps to open your mind that way.
If someone is bombing a story with a bad score because the sex act wasn't their brand of kink, then just chalk it up to a narrow-minded misguided reader. Most people should be looking at story tags before reading to make sure they know what they're getting into so there isn't any excuse for that.
But yeah, overall I think guys are more rigid in their sexual boundaries than women are (in general) and maintaining that dominant/straight image is much more of a societal pressure than anything women can understand. We live in a world where bisexual girls are celebrated (as long as they are the femme lipstick variety, of course) and the idea of a bisexual man is supposed to be a myth (men are either straight or gay with no in between allowed). I think people's reaction to stories reflect those assumptions. The idea of a bisexual guy OR a submissive/switch guy still freaks a lot of people out because they're harder for the average person to label and understand.
Alpha Blonde
I haven't tried this yet but I'm happy with the overall colour palette of my asshole.
I don't see it as a big deal though to get bleached. It's just one step beyond a complete brazilian wax and there are endless spa procedures out there for lightening skin or scars or refining skin or tanning the rest of our bodies, so why not turn that chocolate spider vanilla if that's your preference too?
All of the things we do beyond going 'au naturel' in every way is done for cosmetic, superficial or beautifying reasons so I don't see any real difference with trying this procedure.
I don't expect to see perfect assholes on men or women (except in porn, because they are paid for the fantasy), but if someone wants to do it, then I certainly wouldn't have any issue with it. I see it as a personal maintenance choice, but definitely not expected or required.
I don't see it as a big deal though to get bleached. It's just one step beyond a complete brazilian wax and there are endless spa procedures out there for lightening skin or scars or refining skin or tanning the rest of our bodies, so why not turn that chocolate spider vanilla if that's your preference too?
All of the things we do beyond going 'au naturel' in every way is done for cosmetic, superficial or beautifying reasons so I don't see any real difference with trying this procedure.
I don't expect to see perfect assholes on men or women (except in porn, because they are paid for the fantasy), but if someone wants to do it, then I certainly wouldn't have any issue with it. I see it as a personal maintenance choice, but definitely not expected or required.
Alpha Blonde
I'm actually not as bothered by the physical act as by the 'intimacy' involved in getting there.
If a guy gets a blow-job through a glory hole, then it's just a mouth sucking him off and actually wouldn't really bother me that much.
But, if he's met a girl that he's spending time with and making out with and it leads to oral, yes I'd be just as pissed off as if he'd fucked her.
The way I see it, infidelity is about deception with me and intimacy with another.
If he avoids both, then I don't see a problem.
But yeah, there is a big difference between a random blowjob at a bachelor party and finding out he's been 69'ing with some girl at work.
If a guy gets a blow-job through a glory hole, then it's just a mouth sucking him off and actually wouldn't really bother me that much.
But, if he's met a girl that he's spending time with and making out with and it leads to oral, yes I'd be just as pissed off as if he'd fucked her.
The way I see it, infidelity is about deception with me and intimacy with another.
If he avoids both, then I don't see a problem.
But yeah, there is a big difference between a random blowjob at a bachelor party and finding out he's been 69'ing with some girl at work.
Alpha Blonde
Yes, but I need to be in control of who, when and how. Then it's a turn-on, on rare occasion, not as a regular thing.
Alpha Blonde
Quote by stephanieQuote by Dancing_Doll
The name of the kink you describe is called "sounding" if you want to look it up and find other similar pics/vids online to show the wife. Usually it is done with metal rods, not 'household objects', but hey I guess he was improvising.
Dear Doll.......
It's not that I'm shocked that you know what it is....... (Though I kind of am......)
It's not that you even know what it's called....... (And why do they call it 'Sounding??????")
It's not even that you seem to sound so blase about this practice that it seems like you probably tried it with some poor boy in High School and decided it didn't work for you while leaving him to only gain satisfaction ever after by inserting implements into his tool while being watched by a bored blonde girl......
What bothers me is that you seem to think this is Vanilla...........
(THAT shocks me!!!!!)
(If you dyed your hair red YOU KNOW I'd LOVE you!!!!!!)*
xx SF
* (Though not enough to stuff things up my cock......)
xx SF
Haha... you mean you don't want to play with the contents of my toolbox? When they see me coming into the hardware store, they always seem to look at me suspiciously, even though I am a blonde that technically does know how to screw in a lightbulb. Uhm, not in there, you dirty boy!
Actually I just learned about it a few months ago while having martinis with some of my gay friends. They always have the best sex stories! I definitely think this is a few flavours way past vanilla, but hey, to each his own right? If a guy wants to stuff his sausage, then more power to him.
Personally it's not my thing, and really outside of that one debauched convo that actually left me feeling like a prude, I haven't known any other guys that were prone to becoming aroused at the sight of a screwdriver or a box of sharpies.
Figging, on the other hand, is a whole other ballgame.
Alpha Blonde
Attention Blonde Women: please shave or wax your entire legs!
You may not notice it that much when you glance down at them, but you don't want to get caught looking like this:
** I won't mention whose celebrity legs those are, but let's just say that while her "heart" may "go on", clearly her shaver did not.
You may not notice it that much when you glance down at them, but you don't want to get caught looking like this:
** I won't mention whose celebrity legs those are, but let's just say that while her "heart" may "go on", clearly her shaver did not.
Alpha Blonde
Aside from needing an obvious connection and desire for the person on the other end of the line, phone sex is really dependent on creativity and how skilled someone is with dirty talk and weaving a fantasy with another person.
In many ways, phone sex and cyber are similar to writing erotica. You are creating a scenario and verbally exploring a fantasy, except in this case you have a built-in audience of one that is giving you instant feedback. It's sort of like 'collaborating' with another person, except it's all spontaneous, in-the-moment improv. Phone sex can be mad seductive, dirty, intense and uninhibited. But... as I'm sure the story goes, as with writing erotic stories, some do it well, and others don't.
Your love or hate of phone sex is probably shaped by whatever experiences you've had with it. If you got a total 'dud' (like if all you've read in erotica was a story you'd like to vote with a score of 1), you're probably not going to become a fan of it or see how others can find it hot.
In many ways, phone sex and cyber are similar to writing erotica. You are creating a scenario and verbally exploring a fantasy, except in this case you have a built-in audience of one that is giving you instant feedback. It's sort of like 'collaborating' with another person, except it's all spontaneous, in-the-moment improv. Phone sex can be mad seductive, dirty, intense and uninhibited. But... as I'm sure the story goes, as with writing erotic stories, some do it well, and others don't.
Your love or hate of phone sex is probably shaped by whatever experiences you've had with it. If you got a total 'dud' (like if all you've read in erotica was a story you'd like to vote with a score of 1), you're probably not going to become a fan of it or see how others can find it hot.
Alpha Blonde
The name of the kink you describe is called "sounding" if you want to look it up and find other similar pics/vids online to show the wife. Usually it is done with metal rods, not 'household objects', but hey I guess he was improvising.
Alpha Blonde
Quote by nicola
I'd prefer new friends on my profile page, to appear at the bottom. Every time I accept a request from someone I don't know really that well, they get put at #1 on my friend list.
Most of us prioritise our friend list so those we like the best / known the longest etc, are at the top. As it is, each time I add someone, I then have to go into my friend settings, and drag the new person out of the top section.
So yes, at the bottom please.
Definitely agree. That was one of the things that sometimes played into me not wanting to accept some random people... dragging them from what's visible on my profile page into the hidden 'Friend-List swamp' always added that extra step of effort required.
I also liked the old way it was set up where when you viewed who is online, it comes up in your personalized friend-list order (if they are online).
Alpha Blonde
I actually don't think most people are picky enough.
I've always been very much like you in that regard. I have never been the type to date someone just for the sake of dating. I've always been of the mindset that I'd rather be single than faking it just for the sake of having a boyfriend. I've been called too picky many times as well, but quite honestly when you look at the trends to relationship disasters, broken marriages and cheating, I think people are too quick to settle or buy into the whole "you're nobody until you're part of a couple" mentality. Plus a lot of people don't feel comfortable being "alone", so they have their token boyfriend or girlfriend until something better comes along and then jump ship or start cheating.
Really feeling a connection with someone has always been a very rare thing for me, but I've always been comfortable not having 'fillers' in between the real deal. I actually wish more people were like this. It would probably cut down on a lot of divorces and broken hearts along the way.
My feeling is... if you're not feeling those butterflies or excitement to see someone, or if on the day of the date you start itching to cancel or wish you were going out with the girls instead or staying home with popcorn and a good movie, then he's not the guy for you. I used to give guys a second date sometimes "just to make sure" I wasn't into them but there hasn't been a single time that I can think of where that second date made me like a guy anymore than I did after the first one.
I've always been very much like you in that regard. I have never been the type to date someone just for the sake of dating. I've always been of the mindset that I'd rather be single than faking it just for the sake of having a boyfriend. I've been called too picky many times as well, but quite honestly when you look at the trends to relationship disasters, broken marriages and cheating, I think people are too quick to settle or buy into the whole "you're nobody until you're part of a couple" mentality. Plus a lot of people don't feel comfortable being "alone", so they have their token boyfriend or girlfriend until something better comes along and then jump ship or start cheating.
Really feeling a connection with someone has always been a very rare thing for me, but I've always been comfortable not having 'fillers' in between the real deal. I actually wish more people were like this. It would probably cut down on a lot of divorces and broken hearts along the way.
My feeling is... if you're not feeling those butterflies or excitement to see someone, or if on the day of the date you start itching to cancel or wish you were going out with the girls instead or staying home with popcorn and a good movie, then he's not the guy for you. I used to give guys a second date sometimes "just to make sure" I wasn't into them but there hasn't been a single time that I can think of where that second date made me like a guy anymore than I did after the first one.
Alpha Blonde
"Happy Birthday To You!" (pssst... I can't sing, that's why I always do these things half-naked)
Hope you're enjoying a deliciously dirty day! Mwah! XO
Alpha Blonde
Honestly? Flip flops, Uggs, and free-run trainers.
But I stiletto-it-up when I'm out at night.
But I stiletto-it-up when I'm out at night.
Alpha Blonde
If you post stories, you will greatly increase how often you appear on the list. Most people who read an interesting story will want to check out the profile of the author.
If your story is recently posted, chances are high that you will have an accumulated number of views in a shorter period of time.
If you don't post stories and want to appear on this list more often, then try posting more in the forum or creating a photo album on your profile. When people see that you've posted new pics in their status feed, they are more likely to click on your profile to check them out.
Never forget... if you pimp your profile, they will come.
If your story is recently posted, chances are high that you will have an accumulated number of views in a shorter period of time.
If you don't post stories and want to appear on this list more often, then try posting more in the forum or creating a photo album on your profile. When people see that you've posted new pics in their status feed, they are more likely to click on your profile to check them out.
Never forget... if you pimp your profile, they will come.
Alpha Blonde
Thank you for all your tireless work on this Gav! It's lightning fast and smooth as silk. You've made this site an even greater pleasure to use...
Alpha Blonde
Quote by gavQuote by Dancing_DollQuote by DirtyMartiniQuote by gav
After nearly 36 hours, Lush V2 is finally here.
If you find anything odd,
I guess it's just different, so I'll point it out...when I go to my page, all my comments are showing, back to 2009...I used to have to click on "Older Comments"...
Just thought I'd mention it...no biggie...
Yeah, I was going to mention that for people with a massive quantity of wall-posts, it takes a loooong time to load a profile page in the current format. lol
Kudos to you though Gav, things are looking good!
I've limited this to the last 20 (I think), good enough?
Perfecto! Mwah! XO
Alpha Blonde
I typically read stories written by the authors I am following, my friends, and stories from the Editor's Pick selections to check out new talent. I know I'm missing a lot of talent along the way but with time limitations, I tend to default to the established authors whose writing style I already love.
As well, if I see someone making interesting and/or intelligent posts in the forum, I'll often be tempted into reading one of their stories.
As well, if I see someone making interesting and/or intelligent posts in the forum, I'll often be tempted into reading one of their stories.