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DarkSide
29 minutes ago
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Quote by DarkSide
What a wonderful achievement. Something to be proud of.
One thousand stories, I have a way to go to even come close.


So, so funny.???
What a wonderful achievement. Something to be proud of.
One thousand stories, I have a way to go to even come close.
I do like Gianna Michaels and Brandi Love - but my favourite is Lisa Ann. Lady Sonia is pretty good too.
I do like Gianna Michaels and Brandi Love - but my favourite is Lisa Ann. Lady Sonia is pretty good too.
I do like Gianna Michaels and Brandi Love - but my favourite is Lisa Ann. Lady Sonia is pretty good too.
Ten years...Ten fucking years... Amazing, and it's been ten good years too!

Just goes to show that some people have more time on their hands than they know what to do with.

Here's to the next ten
Quote by Wargod8888
Lol some one pass me a ruler


I got a ruler but it ain't got enough markings on it. Now what?
Happy birthday Jai, hope you have a great day and that you're spoilt rotten.

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Happy birthday Jai, hope you have a great day and that you're spoilt rotten.

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Well, I think I'm in, but only just. Between me and you, it looks a bit on the DarkSide.
Happy Birthday Tonya...Hope you are treated to a great time, a nice meal, a glass of wine or two and some great...You know what I mean!
Happy Birthday Tonya...Hope you are treated to a great time, a nice meal, a glass of wine or two and some great...You know what I mean!
Quote by LucaByDesign

And of course, Diana Rigg, who played Olenna Tyrel, in her day was a beauty to match any of the other GOT girls.



Oh! Yes. Diana Rigg was a stunner especially as Emma Peel in the series Avengers. It was one of the sexiest TV shows around at the time. I was about ten years old and I remember watching it. I was profoundly affected.
Quote by Ping


BTW... No one can use The Genderbread Woman, Man, or Person as their title.


Bugger! My character was going to be called Genderbread Evans....
Speaking for myself - I just think oral sex would be far more exciting if women were more like blokes...I think it's gonna take some Quantum Evolution to get there though...

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Adorable.


OMG - one for each hand and one for my lips. Heaven!
I usually think of stories and plots in my head, then the first thing I do afterwards is create the word document and write the title down. The idea normally comes first then the title, then the words.

I have written a story from a picture though. I came across a picture that was used for the story

Cooling Down

I just had to write the Flash to go with it. It's one of my favourites but hardly read.
It has to be Arya Stark as she's still alive.

But I liked Ygritte very much.
Quote by browncoffee
Does everyone hate me?? I've never been called a bad bitch before lol I kinda like it. Whorse not so much. I really really thought Vanessa had this one and sort of hoped she did. It was a lot of fun to participate and congratulations to everyone else who placed and entered. I intend to give a random one of my readers a platinum membership so watch this space!! And thank you to everyone who voted for me! I can't believe no-one 4 bombed me!! That was so nice! Thanks to ping and lyfbuz for all the banter lol and yeah okay Bill everyone can have one (1) köffee or lemönade on me. One!


Yeah break out the bubbly ????? and lots of it. At least I get to keep my pants on. You can all breathe a sigh of relief.

Well done Hannah, I knew you had it but I thought it was tight between you and Vanessa.

Well done to everyone that entered and all those in the top ten.

What an excellent competition this had been. I've thoroughly enjoyed it, And it's been an unprecedented turnout of readers too. Thank you to all the readers across all the stories.

Okay...everyone....back to normal.?
This competition is coming to a close...my eyelids and heart are getting heavy.

I'm Sheathing my knifes.
Packing the guns away.
Taking down my bow set and quivering my arrows.
I've recalled the Apache Helicopters and Drones.
The battleships are in port.
And the army of voters have returned - some triumphant.

I would like to thank all my friends and followers and those that have read my story and for that matter, everyone else's story that has been presented - there has been a huge support for this competition and I know my story has broken the CENTURY for votes in some style. It has been an unprecedented response. I would also like to thank friends of special friends that have voted for my story too.

Nicola - this has been a gem of a contest. I won't win because I know, deep down in my battered heart, that browncoffee will win *sob* despite my Melissa's attempts at whoring herself in the board room. But that's life. Ces't La Vie as they say. Slutty Melissa enjoyed herself anyway.

The white flag of peace is flying high on the ramparts....

---Winter is coming---
The story of Melissa fucking in the office has blossomed beyond my wildest dreams.

I only require another 12 votes to break the magic 100 marker. Please, please, please, if you haven't already voted, please do. I beg you. If you have voted then please tell your friends to vote for it too. I would love to break that 100 marker.

VOTE FOR: Notoriety at the Office

This is not a candidate for the European Elections, BREXIT, or American election. This is a vote for Erotica and fun! let's keep them lawyers in business eh! Let's keep Melissa on top form.
Thanks to everyone that has voted and commented on Melissa's Office exploits. I am truly blown away by the response. But if anyone that hasn't voted would like to visit and read this raunchy tale then it can be found below.

Thank you one and all.

I would love to get another twenty or so votes for my personal best. Please help me achieve that.