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DarkSide
5 hours ago
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High Lord of Darkness
Quote by browncoffee
Does everyone hate me?? I've never been called a bad bitch before lol I kinda like it. Whorse not so much. I really really thought Vanessa had this one and sort of hoped she did. It was a lot of fun to participate and congratulations to everyone else who placed and entered. I intend to give a random one of my readers a platinum membership so watch this space!! And thank you to everyone who voted for me! I can't believe no-one 4 bombed me!! That was so nice! Thanks to ping and lyfbuz for all the banter lol and yeah okay Bill everyone can have one (1) köffee or lemönade on me. One!
Yeah break out the bubbly ????? and lots of it. At least I get to keep my pants on. You can all breathe a sigh of relief.
Well done Hannah, I knew you had it but I thought it was tight between you and Vanessa.
Well done to everyone that entered and all those in the top ten.
What an excellent competition this had been. I've thoroughly enjoyed it, And it's been an unprecedented turnout of readers too. Thank you to all the readers across all the stories.
Okay...everyone....back to normal.?
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This competition is coming to a close...my eyelids and heart are getting heavy.
I'm Sheathing my knifes.
Packing the guns away.
Taking down my bow set and quivering my arrows.
I've recalled the Apache Helicopters and Drones.
The battleships are in port.
And the army of voters have returned - some triumphant.
I would like to thank all my friends and followers and those that have read my story and for that matter, everyone else's story that has been presented - there has been a huge support for this competition and I know my story has broken the CENTURY for votes in some style. It has been an unprecedented response. I would also like to thank friends of special friends that have voted for my story too.
Nicola - this has been a gem of a contest. I won't win because I know, deep down in my battered heart, that browncoffee will win *sob* despite my Melissa's attempts at whoring herself in the board room. But that's life. Ces't La Vie as they say. Slutty Melissa enjoyed herself anyway.
The white flag of peace is flying high on the ramparts....
---Winter is coming---
I'm Sheathing my knifes.
Packing the guns away.
Taking down my bow set and quivering my arrows.
I've recalled the Apache Helicopters and Drones.
The battleships are in port.
And the army of voters have returned - some triumphant.
I would like to thank all my friends and followers and those that have read my story and for that matter, everyone else's story that has been presented - there has been a huge support for this competition and I know my story has broken the CENTURY for votes in some style. It has been an unprecedented response. I would also like to thank friends of special friends that have voted for my story too.
Nicola - this has been a gem of a contest. I won't win because I know, deep down in my battered heart, that browncoffee will win *sob* despite my Melissa's attempts at whoring herself in the board room. But that's life. Ces't La Vie as they say. Slutty Melissa enjoyed herself anyway.
The white flag of peace is flying high on the ramparts....
---Winter is coming---
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The story of Melissa fucking in the office has blossomed beyond my wildest dreams.
I only require another 12 votes to break the magic 100 marker. Please, please, please, if you haven't already voted, please do. I beg you. If you have voted then please tell your friends to vote for it too. I would love to break that 100 marker.
VOTE FOR: Notoriety at the Office
This is not a candidate for the European Elections, BREXIT, or American election. This is a vote for Erotica and fun! let's keep them lawyers in business eh! Let's keep Melissa on top form.
I only require another 12 votes to break the magic 100 marker. Please, please, please, if you haven't already voted, please do. I beg you. If you have voted then please tell your friends to vote for it too. I would love to break that 100 marker.
VOTE FOR: Notoriety at the Office
This is not a candidate for the European Elections, BREXIT, or American election. This is a vote for Erotica and fun! let's keep them lawyers in business eh! Let's keep Melissa on top form.
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Thanks to everyone that has voted and commented on Melissa's Office exploits. I am truly blown away by the response. But if anyone that hasn't voted would like to visit and read this raunchy tale then it can be found below.
Thank you one and all.
I would love to get another twenty or so votes for my personal best. Please help me achieve that.
Thank you one and all.
I would love to get another twenty or so votes for my personal best. Please help me achieve that.
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Quote by sprite
i've had a few published under the pen-name of George R.R. Martin
You can't be - I've read your stories and all your characters are still alive.
I've published/co-authored two scientific papers - a long time ago now. There was no sex in them. Publishing seems too much like hard work. I'd rather have fun.
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Quote by sprite
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! it starts tonight! i'll be drinking the blood of my enemies please. on the rocks.
I simply can't wait for it to start again. There is so much going on in this Epic....just watched the review of all the previous seasons. What will happen when the White Dragon meets the other two.
I can't wait.
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Quote by sprite
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! it starts tonight! i'll be drinking the blood of my enemies please. on the rocks.
I simply can't wait for it to start again. There is so much going on in this Epic....just watched the review of all the previous seasons. What will happen when the White Dragon meets the other two.
I can't wait.
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Quote by FirstBlush
So much so that I didn't make them exes fast enough. Sexual chemistry is a bitch to kick.
That's the trouble with good sexual chemistry. It's a hard habit to kick. I still harbor thoughts of the good sex that I and an Ex once had. They are hard memories to put out of harms way - especially when I'm on this site too.
BTW: That avatar is making me squirm here!
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What Ping wrote is spot on. I won't bother to add to it. There are lots of different types of people here. Those that never reply to a comment post, perhaps they never bother to look once the story is up. Those that never read others stories or comment on them. Those that score but don't comment and those that comment but don't score.
I have taken the viewpoint that if someone comments on my stories i will always reply. Sometimes that has led to conversations. And they, in turn, have led to friendships.
I have learnt a lot from other authors. How they write, what they say and how to be emotional. Theses facets don't always appear in my stories but I learn from them.
In a competition I will always read and score those that have read and scored mine. That is just respect. I do try and read other stories as well but it depends on time and length of stories. I still have a few to go in this competition, but I am hoping to get through all of them and comment and score.
I find it amusing that different people read and comment on different authors. Why don't they read everyone's? I have 424 followers apparently, yet I struggle to get high votes.
A big factor is the throughput of stories. They are being published faster and faster and hence spends less time on the main board. That's a fact of life. Nothing can be done about it.
That's down to the popularity of the site. Nothing to do with notoriety.
I have taken the viewpoint that if someone comments on my stories i will always reply. Sometimes that has led to conversations. And they, in turn, have led to friendships.
I have learnt a lot from other authors. How they write, what they say and how to be emotional. Theses facets don't always appear in my stories but I learn from them.
In a competition I will always read and score those that have read and scored mine. That is just respect. I do try and read other stories as well but it depends on time and length of stories. I still have a few to go in this competition, but I am hoping to get through all of them and comment and score.
I find it amusing that different people read and comment on different authors. Why don't they read everyone's? I have 424 followers apparently, yet I struggle to get high votes.
A big factor is the throughput of stories. They are being published faster and faster and hence spends less time on the main board. That's a fact of life. Nothing can be done about it.
That's down to the popularity of the site. Nothing to do with notoriety.
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Quote by nicola
For our next competition along these lines, I'll thinking of encouraging as much foul play as possible.
A free-for-all competition where chaos ensues. Dirty tricks, slur campaigns, vote bombing, slagging off stories in comment areas etc.., all actively encouraged.
Please...please...please don't do that. We wouldn't know where fantasy meets reality if that happened.
Maybe a competition where one lushie has to fuck another in a story - that may be interesting? It has to be someone they don't know that well though, and the winner is the one that gets it most right, when judged byu the other lushie.
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Quote by nicola
For our next competition along these lines, I'll thinking of encouraging as much foul play as possible.
A free-for-all competition where chaos ensues. Dirty tricks, slur campaigns, vote bombing, slagging off stories in comment areas etc.., all actively encouraged.
Please...please...please don't do that. We wouldn't know where fantasy meets reality if that happened.
Maybe a competition where one lushie has to fuck another in a story - that may be interesting? It has to be someone they don't know that well though, and the winner is the one that gets it most right, when judged by the other lushie.
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Quote by Mysteria27
Good luck Darkside....you're going to need it.
We all know that you don't have 127 votes. You're not even close.
I'm up to 115 and my fans haven't finished yet. Good luck to you my friend.
Melissa needs to do much more to get the kind of attention a 10 million writer gets.
Will see...
Hugs,
M
What was that saying....................................Quality not Quantity.
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I've just upped my scores on everybody's stories. I'm generous like that and you're gonna need them.
Votes for me are now running at 127. I think Queenie got in on the act and it looks like every royal person has voted for me now. As long as Nicola doesn't remove 5s from first time scorers I should be OK.
It just goes to show that connections are everything and people in general are so nice, and I know that everyone here that hasn't voted for me yet, wouldn't want to miss out on reading the best story in this competition before it closes. Go on - do some work at the office and help Melissa out.
The best thing about this competition, for me, is not the views. It's the generous comments that people have left on my stories. I feel privileged that you have taken the time to read it.
Did Nicola not mention to anyone else that the nicer you are to people, the more votes you get from the moderators at the end. Something to consider I reckon.
Votes for me are now running at 127. I think Queenie got in on the act and it looks like every royal person has voted for me now. As long as Nicola doesn't remove 5s from first time scorers I should be OK.
It just goes to show that connections are everything and people in general are so nice, and I know that everyone here that hasn't voted for me yet, wouldn't want to miss out on reading the best story in this competition before it closes. Go on - do some work at the office and help Melissa out.
The best thing about this competition, for me, is not the views. It's the generous comments that people have left on my stories. I feel privileged that you have taken the time to read it.
Did Nicola not mention to anyone else that the nicer you are to people, the more votes you get from the moderators at the end. Something to consider I reckon.
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Does everybody just drink in pubs and bars these days.
Doesn't anyone work at the office anymore. Like this good little girl below. I mean she's at it 9 to 5. No let up, no lunch break, and certainly no stress.
Why don't we all go down to the office now and keep her company. Your number 5 vote would be very much appreciated and I will be forever in your debt. The links below too.
Doesn't anyone work at the office anymore. Like this good little girl below. I mean she's at it 9 to 5. No let up, no lunch break, and certainly no stress.
Why don't we all go down to the office now and keep her company. Your number 5 vote would be very much appreciated and I will be forever in your debt. The links below too.
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Sorry this also doubles as a bit of a plug - but I would very much appreciate it, if anyone that reads this, wouldn't mind popping to the office to read this competition entry. It's votes that count this time and 5's more than anything. I would appreciate your support. The link is below...
Isn't this woman stunning though.
Isn't this woman stunning though.
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Quote by Ping
I think the votes for your story have been added onto mine.
Oh, I just noticed that my M.E.G.A.'s average score is 6.9.
M.E.G.A. should be an easy winner. considering no one else can even muster a 5.
You been conjuring things up with Gav - haven't you. I know your type. Anyone who comes up with a bunny as a leading role is seriously twisted! I bet it's Gav in that costume and you taking the pictures.
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Quote by Liz
After your blatant lie in the forum about me having a word with Theresa May on your behalf?
Pfft.
Damn! Well do you think you could persuade Philip to have a quick look then. Lads sticking together and all that. But whatever you do don't let him drive to that internet cafe on the corner. He'll probably kill someone.
Cheers,
DarkSide
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Quote by Liz
With over three weeks left to run this competition is still wide open, even to new entries.
And mine please liz, I do need those extra couple of votes. I would really appreciate it. I know that 150 votes already should be enough, but these guys could catch me up if I slacken off now.
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I was in London this weekend so I popped in to have a quick word with the queen. Apparently she's a big fan of lush and she agreed to support my need in winning this competing. She's so kind.
Anyway, she's having a quiet word with the prime minister, telling her that all house of commons MPs should vote for my story as it's more likely to get me to the winning post and more favourable than any Brexit deal that's currently on the table.
I completely agreed with her.
Queenie (that's my pet name for her), the links below. Enjoy.
Anyway, she's having a quiet word with the prime minister, telling her that all house of commons MPs should vote for my story as it's more likely to get me to the winning post and more favourable than any Brexit deal that's currently on the table.
I completely agreed with her.
Queenie (that's my pet name for her), the links below. Enjoy.
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Quote by naughtyannie
I've no idea what scores I've been getting - how can you tell?
??? Annie
It will be in your timeline Annie. Just tells you what score you have it doesn't tell you whether they have been fives, fours etc.
I may have forgotten to add but, the Office is open 24/7 should you want to pop down. It's not a normal 9-5 but then Melissa is not normal - is she!
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Quote by Ping
M.E.G.A., this competition’s eventual winner, now has 70 votes.
Yeah but 87 or 70 or even 100 votes with an average of 1 is not going to crack this nut!
My votes have just rocketed. I told a group of friends on facebook just before the weekend (dirty minded friends that is) and they have all created an account and voted. I know they have all given the story a 5. And my twitter feed #MelissaFucksTheOffice is doing great too.
So come one you lot - catch up!
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Ladies, ladies, ladies........please.
Take a seat in my office and have a rest. Have a cuppa and soothe your throats. Obviously they are being stretched with all this banter....but let's face it. You are dealing with Melissa, a cock sucking, pussy clenching swallower, that in my story, is taking a huge cock down her throat while the man pulls at the bun of hair on the top of her head and another is plummeting her depths.
Cone on, this girl has more balls than all of your characters put together.
So, on that note, everyone down to the office to sample Melissa's delights. No holes barred.
Link is below. A 5 is obligatory, and don't forget to leave Melissa your calling card. That includes you sprite, Nicola, and gav. So come on. Get your arses down to the office.
Take a seat in my office and have a rest. Have a cuppa and soothe your throats. Obviously they are being stretched with all this banter....but let's face it. You are dealing with Melissa, a cock sucking, pussy clenching swallower, that in my story, is taking a huge cock down her throat while the man pulls at the bun of hair on the top of her head and another is plummeting her depths.
Cone on, this girl has more balls than all of your characters put together.
So, on that note, everyone down to the office to sample Melissa's delights. No holes barred.
Link is below. A 5 is obligatory, and don't forget to leave Melissa your calling card. That includes you sprite, Nicola, and gav. So come on. Get your arses down to the office.