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DarkSide
4 hours ago
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Quote by sprite


i've had a few published under the pen-name of George R.R. Martin


You can't be - I've read your stories and all your characters are still alive.

I've published/co-authored two scientific papers - a long time ago now. There was no sex in them. Publishing seems too much like hard work. I'd rather have fun.
Quote by sprite


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! it starts tonight! i'll be drinking the blood of my enemies please. on the rocks.


I simply can't wait for it to start again. There is so much going on in this Epic....just watched the review of all the previous seasons. What will happen when the White Dragon meets the other two.

I can't wait.
Quote by sprite


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! it starts tonight! i'll be drinking the blood of my enemies please. on the rocks.


I simply can't wait for it to start again. There is so much going on in this Epic....just watched the review of all the previous seasons. What will happen when the White Dragon meets the other two.

I can't wait.
Quote by FirstBlush
So much so that I didn't make them exes fast enough. Sexual chemistry is a bitch to kick.


That's the trouble with good sexual chemistry. It's a hard habit to kick. I still harbor thoughts of the good sex that I and an Ex once had. They are hard memories to put out of harms way - especially when I'm on this site too.

BTW: That avatar is making me squirm here!
I personally like anything Sci-Fi, humour is also a favourite, and stories that portray the woman as being dominant. Knowing what she wants. Funnily enough - the latter features quite a lot in my own writing - I wonder if I'm doing it right though!?
Quote by fionalee325
Post Apocalyptic or Space themed stories.


I'm currently writing a post-apocalyptic series. Not sure where it fits in these genres though.I'm thinking of publishing it under novels for want of anywhere else, so do keep your eye out for it.
Quote by sprite


we do have a fantasy/scifi section, you know.


I know - you should get yourself down there and read my latest offering. If you're into time travel that is!
What Ping wrote is spot on. I won't bother to add to it. There are lots of different types of people here. Those that never reply to a comment post, perhaps they never bother to look once the story is up. Those that never read others stories or comment on them. Those that score but don't comment and those that comment but don't score.

I have taken the viewpoint that if someone comments on my stories i will always reply. Sometimes that has led to conversations. And they, in turn, have led to friendships.

I have learnt a lot from other authors. How they write, what they say and how to be emotional. Theses facets don't always appear in my stories but I learn from them.

In a competition I will always read and score those that have read and scored mine. That is just respect. I do try and read other stories as well but it depends on time and length of stories. I still have a few to go in this competition, but I am hoping to get through all of them and comment and score.

I find it amusing that different people read and comment on different authors. Why don't they read everyone's? I have 424 followers apparently, yet I struggle to get high votes.

A big factor is the throughput of stories. They are being published faster and faster and hence spends less time on the main board. That's a fact of life. Nothing can be done about it.

That's down to the popularity of the site. Nothing to do with notoriety.
Quote by nicola
For our next competition along these lines, I'll thinking of encouraging as much foul play as possible.

A free-for-all competition where chaos ensues. Dirty tricks, slur campaigns, vote bombing, slagging off stories in comment areas etc.., all actively encouraged.


Please...please...please don't do that. We wouldn't know where fantasy meets reality if that happened.

Maybe a competition where one lushie has to fuck another in a story - that may be interesting? It has to be someone they don't know that well though, and the winner is the one that gets it most right, when judged byu the other lushie.
Quote by nicola
For our next competition along these lines, I'll thinking of encouraging as much foul play as possible.

A free-for-all competition where chaos ensues. Dirty tricks, slur campaigns, vote bombing, slagging off stories in comment areas etc.., all actively encouraged.


Please...please...please don't do that. We wouldn't know where fantasy meets reality if that happened.

Maybe a competition where one lushie has to fuck another in a story - that may be interesting? It has to be someone they don't know that well though, and the winner is the one that gets it most right, when judged by the other lushie.
Quote by Mysteria27



Good luck Darkside....you're going to need it.

We all know that you don't have 127 votes. You're not even close.

I'm up to 115 and my fans haven't finished yet. Good luck to you my friend.

Melissa needs to do much more to get the kind of attention a 10 million writer gets.

Will see...

Hugs,
M


What was that saying....................................Quality not Quantity.
I've just upped my scores on everybody's stories. I'm generous like that and you're gonna need them.

Votes for me are now running at 127. I think Queenie got in on the act and it looks like every royal person has voted for me now. As long as Nicola doesn't remove 5s from first time scorers I should be OK.

It just goes to show that connections are everything and people in general are so nice, and I know that everyone here that hasn't voted for me yet, wouldn't want to miss out on reading the best story in this competition before it closes. Go on - do some work at the office and help Melissa out.

The best thing about this competition, for me, is not the views. It's the generous comments that people have left on my stories. I feel privileged that you have taken the time to read it.

Did Nicola not mention to anyone else that the nicer you are to people, the more votes you get from the moderators at the end. Something to consider I reckon.

Does everybody just drink in pubs and bars these days.

Doesn't anyone work at the office anymore. Like this good little girl below. I mean she's at it 9 to 5. No let up, no lunch break, and certainly no stress.

Why don't we all go down to the office now and keep her company. Your number 5 vote would be very much appreciated and I will be forever in your debt. The links below too.

Sorry this also doubles as a bit of a plug - but I would very much appreciate it, if anyone that reads this, wouldn't mind popping to the office to read this competition entry. It's votes that count this time and 5's more than anything. I would appreciate your support. The link is below...

Isn't this woman stunning though.

Quote by GraceW


If I had seen that before reading your story I'd have given you a 1.


Then you'd be missing out on a prime piece of ass!
Quote by Ping


I think the votes for your story have been added onto mine.

Oh, I just noticed that my M.E.G.A.'s average score is 6.9.

M.E.G.A. should be an easy winner. considering no one else can even muster a 5.

Sun's out. Looks like an indica afternoon.


You been conjuring things up with Gav - haven't you. I know your type. Anyone who comes up with a bunny as a leading role is seriously twisted! I bet it's Gav in that costume and you taking the pictures.
Quote by sprite
how come no one has voted on my story yet? you're all bastard people and i hate you.


No! Seriously. I have a mother and a father. Honest, I do.
Quote by Liz


After your blatant lie in the forum about me having a word with Theresa May on your behalf?

Pfft.


Damn! Well do you think you could persuade Philip to have a quick look then. Lads sticking together and all that. But whatever you do don't let him drive to that internet cafe on the corner. He'll probably kill someone.

Cheers,
DarkSide
Quote by Liz
With over three weeks left to run this competition is still wide open, even to new entries.


And mine please liz, I do need those extra couple of votes. I would really appreciate it. I know that 150 votes already should be enough, but these guys could catch me up if I slacken off now.
I was in London this weekend so I popped in to have a quick word with the queen. Apparently she's a big fan of lush and she agreed to support my need in winning this competing. She's so kind.

Anyway, she's having a quiet word with the prime minister, telling her that all house of commons MPs should vote for my story as it's more likely to get me to the winning post and more favourable than any Brexit deal that's currently on the table.

I completely agreed with her.

Queenie (that's my pet name for her), the links below. Enjoy.
Quote by naughtyannie


I've no idea what scores I've been getting - how can you tell?

??? Annie


It will be in your timeline Annie. Just tells you what score you have it doesn't tell you whether they have been fives, fours etc.

I may have forgotten to add but, the Office is open 24/7 should you want to pop down. It's not a normal 9-5 but then Melissa is not normal - is she!
Quote by Ping


M.E.G.A., this competition’s eventual winner, now has 70 votes.



Yeah but 87 or 70 or even 100 votes with an average of 1 is not going to crack this nut!

My votes have just rocketed. I told a group of friends on facebook just before the weekend (dirty minded friends that is) and they have all created an account and voted. I know they have all given the story a 5. And my twitter feed #MelissaFucksTheOffice is doing great too.

So come one you lot - catch up!
Ladies, ladies, ladies........please.

Take a seat in my office and have a rest. Have a cuppa and soothe your throats. Obviously they are being stretched with all this banter....but let's face it. You are dealing with Melissa, a cock sucking, pussy clenching swallower, that in my story, is taking a huge cock down her throat while the man pulls at the bun of hair on the top of her head and another is plummeting her depths.

Cone on, this girl has more balls than all of your characters put together.

So, on that note, everyone down to the office to sample Melissa's delights. No holes barred.

Link is below. A 5 is obligatory, and don't forget to leave Melissa your calling card. That includes you sprite, Nicola, and gav. So come on. Get your arses down to the office.
Messalina, there is something about how those Romans conducted themselves, and she was such a slut.

Just like the one in the office below. Get down there - you may score.
I only regret not doing the things I should have done.

I don't regret doing the things I did do.

If you read this, you will regret not reading about Melissa in the office, or scoring it a cool 5. Go on, treat yourself and help me out in this competition. The link is in the bit below...
Quote by Ping


I'll try, honest. But I don't think I can keep it hard that long.



Brilliant reply. Brilliant.
Ping 1 Sprite 0 no extra time.

And that bunny is seriously freightening me.

I shall say zees only vonce......fuck the bunny and get down to the office. Melissa is waiting on her hands and knees for you. Spreadeagled across the boardroom table. Anything less than a 5 wouldn't do her justice, and for a lawyer, that hurts....
Quote by Beffer
Of the 30+ girls/women I've had sex with, only one could squirt, so take that as a representative percentage if you like.


Maybe, you've been with the wrong 30+ women. Lol.

My ex squirted, not every time, and we only found out by accident. It was the position of entry on the edge of the sofa that did it. When I found out what she had done, we couldn't stop repeating it. I have to say, it tasted heavenly.
Quote by Mysteria27

Come on Lushies....Help this Jersey girl win.

Love to all,
Mysteria
xo


Of course, you could all vote for a British Entrant instead. I'd use my lovely Welsh accent to speak nicely to you all. Make you all swoon and wish I was there with you, in your bed, talking to you.

Who cares what Melissa gets up to. It's me you really want. Vote on the story below and don't believe anything your lawyer tells you.