A cuppa tea.
A beer and a shot of whisky if they read the story below.
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DarkSide
7 hours ago
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High Lord of Darkness
Mornings. Mornings keep me interested. My cock is my comfort blanket. I think about sex a lot. I write stories on here, and I have a lot of experience that has been different. I've enjoyed my life so far. I've loved every aspect of sex that I have delved into. I just have an active mind that keeps going and keeps getting stronger despite my age.
High Lord of Darkness
I don't normally ask people to read my stories and vote on them, but this is an unusual competition and I would very much appreciate your vote.
Please, please, please, take a break from the coffee, drinks and cavorting in Rumps bar. Get yourself down to the office. You all know where it is (follow the link below) and just look at what Melissa has been getting up to.
I promise, if I win, I will drop my trousers in Rumps bar....and for the guys....I will try and get Melissa to join me.U576Ca1KTIzeJYY4
Notoriety at the Office - Melissa at her best
Please, please, please, take a break from the coffee, drinks and cavorting in Rumps bar. Get yourself down to the office. You all know where it is (follow the link below) and just look at what Melissa has been getting up to.
I promise, if I win, I will drop my trousers in Rumps bar....and for the guys....I will try and get Melissa to join me.U576Ca1KTIzeJYY4
Notoriety at the Office - Melissa at her best
High Lord of Darkness
Notoriety at the Office - is here.
Melissa is on top form, and this is a shameful plug. I wouldn't have entered if you lot hadn't encouraged me - so I feel its your responsibility to pop along to read - well, actually, save yourself some time, don't bother reading it - just give it a five.
You can find the story HERE when it has been verified that is.
I will know if you score low because I have a small piece of software that I can use to let me know.
Melissa is on top form, and this is a shameful plug. I wouldn't have entered if you lot hadn't encouraged me - so I feel its your responsibility to pop along to read - well, actually, save yourself some time, don't bother reading it - just give it a five.
You can find the story HERE when it has been verified that is.
I will know if you score low because I have a small piece of software that I can use to let me know.
High Lord of Darkness
Quote by Verbal
Nah. I don't think so. We are a community of writers here, and I think the natural tendency is to be supportive. I am not gonna deny someone a deserved vote just because I want to win. It's not exactly cheating, but it is valuing winning over friendship.
The psychology is - How long do you wait?
Post early - and get as many votes as possible even though people will hold back until they think they can win even if they do vote for your story.
Post later - and trick people into believing you can never win because you've left it too late, in the hope that everyone gives you a 5 for trying.
Post last minute - and ignore the fact that you could have won if you had posted earlier. Then matter-of-factly state that it's the taking part not the winning that counts.
It's a minefield.
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Being an attention whore myself, I will enter. But my votes and scores will be well down. I know I won't get the readership of those that have been here much longer than me. And I'm on the wrong side of the pond. But I do love flash. Let's see how dirty I can make Melissa act.
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Quote by FirstBlush
Thank you very much, Nicola!Slow down? Ok, if you insist... *starts packing for Spring Break*
Congratulations on being moderator of the month.
Maybe you should stop going to church when you need to verify those stories. You could have done 179 otherwise.
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Quote by curvygalore
Drinks are on me. I promise not to start singing!
And we were singing....Hmyns and Arias...
What a cracking grand slam. Wales achieved the best unbeaten record since I was born, number 2 in the world, and a great send off for Warren Gatland. What a superb effort by a team that works so hard. They deserve it.
I will sub a round of your finest champagne Mr Rumps. Let's celebrate.
And we were singing....Hmyns and Arias...
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Quote by AliceDee
Not buying into it. I'm going to see the next century.
Hmmm, there's no way on Earth I'm seeing the next century, but at least I've lived in two of them. Better than a lot of people. I'm not doing that quiz thing, cos it will only tell me I'm already dead. It will probably be right as well. I just hope the internet reaches into the next world.
High Lord of Darkness
I really like poetry, a lot. I really like the sound clip that was posted too. Very atmospheric indeed, and a lovely voice. But I have recordings of a number of poems by different authors all spoken by Richard Burton. Now his voice was out of this world.
Like most people here, I like good poetry, but what is good poetry? Well, it's what I like and can understand. Same as everyone else.
I'm not too keen on poetry that, if you read it, is just one continuous story that's just split into several lines. To me, that's not poetry. Just my opinion of course!
Like most people here, I like good poetry, but what is good poetry? Well, it's what I like and can understand. Same as everyone else.
I'm not too keen on poetry that, if you read it, is just one continuous story that's just split into several lines. To me, that's not poetry. Just my opinion of course!
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A hearty congratulations to you Miss Curvy....What a winner....Brilliant, I am so pleased for you. I could say - You Donne and Done it.
And congratulations to TangerineSky and WannabeWordsmith for their excellent entries too - and all the runner uppers....
Bring on the next one!
And congratulations to TangerineSky and WannabeWordsmith for their excellent entries too - and all the runner uppers....
Bring on the next one!
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I've written a story about a flasher bar. Now in the event a real one doesn't exist. I wondered whether Rumps bar could become a flashers bar once a week. All it takes is for you ladies to wander in here and exhibit yourselves.
I have it on good account that Curvy would participate if joined by someone else. So let's make her feel wanted eh?
I'll have a quick whisky, maybe a double, so that I don't feel my ass being kicked so hard!!!
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I have it on good account that Curvy would participate if joined by someone else. So let's make her feel wanted eh?
I'll have a quick whisky, maybe a double, so that I don't feel my ass being kicked so hard!!!
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High Lord of Darkness
Can I get a coffee please, quadruple espresso....My nerves need calming as I can't get the full impact of this site to calm me down. Now when is it going to get better? I hope it didn't get a virus, I've had the lurgy - I'm better now - but boy, was it awful.
Another coffee please Rumps...that last one was good but - still shakin'
Another coffee please Rumps...that last one was good but - still shakin'