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6 hours ago
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Quote by Liz
With over three weeks left to run this competition is still wide open, even to new entries.


And mine please liz, I do need those extra couple of votes. I would really appreciate it. I know that 150 votes already should be enough, but these guys could catch me up if I slacken off now.
I was in London this weekend so I popped in to have a quick word with the queen. Apparently she's a big fan of lush and she agreed to support my need in winning this competing. She's so kind.

Anyway, she's having a quiet word with the prime minister, telling her that all house of commons MPs should vote for my story as it's more likely to get me to the winning post and more favourable than any Brexit deal that's currently on the table.

I completely agreed with her.

Queenie (that's my pet name for her), the links below. Enjoy.
Quote by naughtyannie


I've no idea what scores I've been getting - how can you tell?

??? Annie


It will be in your timeline Annie. Just tells you what score you have it doesn't tell you whether they have been fives, fours etc.

I may have forgotten to add but, the Office is open 24/7 should you want to pop down. It's not a normal 9-5 but then Melissa is not normal - is she!
Quote by Ping


M.E.G.A., this competition’s eventual winner, now has 70 votes.



Yeah but 87 or 70 or even 100 votes with an average of 1 is not going to crack this nut!

My votes have just rocketed. I told a group of friends on facebook just before the weekend (dirty minded friends that is) and they have all created an account and voted. I know they have all given the story a 5. And my twitter feed #MelissaFucksTheOffice is doing great too.

So come one you lot - catch up!
Ladies, ladies, ladies........please.

Take a seat in my office and have a rest. Have a cuppa and soothe your throats. Obviously they are being stretched with all this banter....but let's face it. You are dealing with Melissa, a cock sucking, pussy clenching swallower, that in my story, is taking a huge cock down her throat while the man pulls at the bun of hair on the top of her head and another is plummeting her depths.

Cone on, this girl has more balls than all of your characters put together.

So, on that note, everyone down to the office to sample Melissa's delights. No holes barred.

Link is below. A 5 is obligatory, and don't forget to leave Melissa your calling card. That includes you sprite, Nicola, and gav. So come on. Get your arses down to the office.
Messalina, there is something about how those Romans conducted themselves, and she was such a slut.

Just like the one in the office below. Get down there - you may score.
I only regret not doing the things I should have done.

I don't regret doing the things I did do.

If you read this, you will regret not reading about Melissa in the office, or scoring it a cool 5. Go on, treat yourself and help me out in this competition. The link is in the bit below...
Quote by Ping


I'll try, honest. But I don't think I can keep it hard that long.



Brilliant reply. Brilliant.
Ping 1 Sprite 0 no extra time.

And that bunny is seriously freightening me.

I shall say zees only vonce......fuck the bunny and get down to the office. Melissa is waiting on her hands and knees for you. Spreadeagled across the boardroom table. Anything less than a 5 wouldn't do her justice, and for a lawyer, that hurts....
Quote by Beffer
Of the 30+ girls/women I've had sex with, only one could squirt, so take that as a representative percentage if you like.


Maybe, you've been with the wrong 30+ women. Lol.

My ex squirted, not every time, and we only found out by accident. It was the position of entry on the edge of the sofa that did it. When I found out what she had done, we couldn't stop repeating it. I have to say, it tasted heavenly.
Quote by Mysteria27

Come on Lushies....Help this Jersey girl win.

Love to all,
Mysteria
xo


Of course, you could all vote for a British Entrant instead. I'd use my lovely Welsh accent to speak nicely to you all. Make you all swoon and wish I was there with you, in your bed, talking to you.

Who cares what Melissa gets up to. It's me you really want. Vote on the story below and don't believe anything your lawyer tells you.
A cuppa tea.

A beer and a shot of whisky if they read the story below.
Definitely coffee. A whole pot. But she doesn't need any sugar. She's so sweet as it is.
A woman that plays with herself has always been a turn on. And one with spunk coming out of the side of her mouth while she's doing it is even hornier.
Mornings. Mornings keep me interested. My cock is my comfort blanket. I think about sex a lot. I write stories on here, and I have a lot of experience that has been different. I've enjoyed my life so far. I've loved every aspect of sex that I have delved into. I just have an active mind that keeps going and keeps getting stronger despite my age.
Never really done it in a car. Never had a car of my own to be honest, not until I had gone past that experimentation phase. I was always too scared to get the seats dirty in my dad's car. I would have had a right bollocking. Either way! LOL
I don't normally ask people to read my stories and vote on them, but this is an unusual competition and I would very much appreciate your vote.

Please, please, please, take a break from the coffee, drinks and cavorting in Rumps bar. Get yourself down to the office. You all know where it is (follow the link below) and just look at what Melissa has been getting up to.

I promise, if I win, I will drop my trousers in Rumps bar....and for the guys....I will try and get Melissa to join me.nGcrXGFhmwDkp1kU

Notoriety at the Office - Melissa at her best
Notoriety at the Office - is here.

Melissa is on top form, and this is a shameful plug. I wouldn't have entered if you lot hadn't encouraged me - so I feel its your responsibility to pop along to read - well, actually, save yourself some time, don't bother reading it - just give it a five.

You can find the story HERE when it has been verified that is.

I will know if you score low because I have a small piece of software that I can use to let me know.
Quote by Verbal


Nah. I don't think so. We are a community of writers here, and I think the natural tendency is to be supportive. I am not gonna deny someone a deserved vote just because I want to win. It's not exactly cheating, but it is valuing winning over friendship.


The psychology is - How long do you wait?

Post early - and get as many votes as possible even though people will hold back until they think they can win even if they do vote for your story.
Post later - and trick people into believing you can never win because you've left it too late, in the hope that everyone gives you a 5 for trying.
Post last minute - and ignore the fact that you could have won if you had posted earlier. Then matter-of-factly state that it's the taking part not the winning that counts.

It's a minefield.
Quote by Ping
I vote that competitors provide their own score updates and can lie blatantly if they choose to ?



wicked thought!

I've just written mine - god, the things that Melissa will do to seal a deal!
Being an attention whore myself, I will enter. But my votes and scores will be well down. I know I won't get the readership of those that have been here much longer than me. And I'm on the wrong side of the pond. But I do love flash. Let's see how dirty I can make Melissa act.
Quote by FirstBlush


Thank you very much, Nicola! Slow down? Ok, if you insist... *starts packing for Spring Break*



Congratulations on being moderator of the month.

Maybe you should stop going to church when you need to verify those stories. You could have done 179 otherwise.
It would have to be orgy from me too. Having been part of one it can be very nice indeed. The watching, the taking part, the variety, the moaning and groaning from everyone around you. All positives in my book.
Quote by FilthyBeautiful


What a beautiful image. Glorious.
Quote by curvygalore


Drinks are on me. I promise not to start singing!


And we were singing....Hmyns and Arias...

What a cracking grand slam. Wales achieved the best unbeaten record since I was born, number 2 in the world, and a great send off for Warren Gatland. What a superb effort by a team that works so hard. They deserve it.

I will sub a round of your finest champagne Mr Rumps. Let's celebrate.

And we were singing....Hmyns and Arias...
Quote by AliceDee
Not buying into it. I'm going to see the next century. smile


Hmmm, there's no way on Earth I'm seeing the next century, but at least I've lived in two of them. Better than a lot of people. I'm not doing that quiz thing, cos it will only tell me I'm already dead. It will probably be right as well. I just hope the internet reaches into the next world.
I really like poetry, a lot. I really like the sound clip that was posted too. Very atmospheric indeed, and a lovely voice. But I have recordings of a number of poems by different authors all spoken by Richard Burton. Now his voice was out of this world.

Like most people here, I like good poetry, but what is good poetry? Well, it's what I like and can understand. Same as everyone else.

I'm not too keen on poetry that, if you read it, is just one continuous story that's just split into several lines. To me, that's not poetry. Just my opinion of course!
A hearty congratulations to you Miss Curvy....What a winner....Brilliant, I am so pleased for you. I could say - You Donne and Done it.

And congratulations to TangerineSky and WannabeWordsmith for their excellent entries too - and all the runner uppers....

Bring on the next one!