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2 hours ago
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High Lord of Darkness
I've not used the mobile site at all yet. Should I be? I always log in to the main site from a tablet or phone with the ?v option that forces the display of the main site. I prefer to use and navigate that.
So, as I'm using half of lush, are there things I'm missing pin this new site, am I only responding to half the comments? Are my story views not a true representation?
So, as I'm using half of lush, are there things I'm missing pin this new site, am I only responding to half the comments? Are my story views not a true representation?
High Lord of Darkness
Well done saucymh, fuzzyblue and browncoffee. All well-deserved places.
I'm chuffed I had an honourable mention. I think the picture and the theme made a lot of people pull out the stops on this one and there were a lot of excellent and varied stories that made for a great competition.
I'm chuffed I had an honourable mention. I think the picture and the theme made a lot of people pull out the stops on this one and there were a lot of excellent and varied stories that made for a great competition.
High Lord of Darkness
Quote by Liz
Who measures their dick to two decimal places, lol.
I always round up on the inches - lol. Two decimal places is OK, if you had a definitive baseline from where to measure from. That's the problem! Do you measure from the top or from the bottom.
And the length is one thing - so 24cm may be impressive but 0.5cm diamater and you have a straw. Now personally, I like sucking on straws especially when there's strawberry milkshake in the glass.
High Lord of Darkness
I have a request which I don't think should be too difficult. When I look at My Stories I find them detailed as in the image below. The information presented here is good and I would like to export that as a comma separated file or as an Excel file. Would it be possible to allow that to happen please.
It would be nice to see the following fields
Date Submitted Date Displayed Category Title Votes AvgScore Views No.Comments
Also any awarded RRs would be nice to see too. I could then have a play with the file and find out all sorts of things about it.
Thanks
DS
It would be nice to see the following fields
Date Submitted Date Displayed Category Title Votes AvgScore Views No.Comments
Also any awarded RRs would be nice to see too. I could then have a play with the file and find out all sorts of things about it.
Thanks
DS
High Lord of Darkness
Well, I don't pop in that often, but seeing as it's Xmas, I have brought something for you all to help me celebrate.
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That's twelve bottles of the best champagne I could get (trust me, they're cheap). But anything for my friends.
Have a great Xmas everyone...
Driving home for xmas, Dooby, dooby, do, do, do.
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That's twelve bottles of the best champagne I could get (trust me, they're cheap). But anything for my friends.
Have a great Xmas everyone...
Driving home for xmas, Dooby, dooby, do, do, do.
High Lord of Darkness
Well, I don't pop in that often, but seeing as it's Xmas, I have brought something for you all to help me celebrate.
????????????
That's twelve bottles of the best champagne I could get (trust me, they're cheap). But anything for my friends.
Have a great Xmas everyone...
Driving home for xmas, Dooby, dooby, do, do, do.
????????????
That's twelve bottles of the best champagne I could get (trust me, they're cheap). But anything for my friends.
Have a great Xmas everyone...
Driving home for xmas, Dooby, dooby, do, do, do.
High Lord of Darkness
Quote by Kinkme
Wife swallows every time I let her. I am one of the unusual men who can't finish by oral alone, so usually she'll get it when I pull out of her pussy at the last minute and bring it to her mouth. But if I make it to her mouth, she swallows every drop.
I like your wife already!
I have been fortunate, in that most women I have been with sucked and swallowed. My Wife does as well, but she also likes it over her tits and loves me cumming when she gives a tit job.
High Lord of Darkness
Bloody hell, just came out of the loo in this place and I'm surprised people are still alive. Have you seen the state it's in, Rumps. Something needs to be done. It's shit! Any form of watersports would improve the place. I'm never going in there again, and I will have to hold my bladder for as long as it takes to get home in future.
Now I understand why people leave early.
Before I go though. I would like to say how much I enjoyed that flash competition. Absolutely brilliant. So, when does the toaster get christened. If there's a comp in SS then count me in too.
Now can I have one for the road please, and two to get over the smell in that loo.
Now I understand why people leave early.
Before I go though. I would like to say how much I enjoyed that flash competition. Absolutely brilliant. So, when does the toaster get christened. If there's a comp in SS then count me in too.
Now can I have one for the road please, and two to get over the smell in that loo.
High Lord of Darkness
Rumps - you have created a brilliant competition here. Absolutely hats off to you...but not your avatar as that would be gross!!!!
Anyway - you have thirty entries so far, and increasing. Such a brilliant competition and all for naming a bloody toaster. Can you believe some people eh!
I don't want anything to drink - but put one behind the bar for JimWillHaveFun from me. He's doing a grand job of collating these entries, and I'm finding it hard keeping up with reading every one of them, I hope I've caught them all.
Anyway - you have thirty entries so far, and increasing. Such a brilliant competition and all for naming a bloody toaster. Can you believe some people eh!
I don't want anything to drink - but put one behind the bar for JimWillHaveFun from me. He's doing a grand job of collating these entries, and I'm finding it hard keeping up with reading every one of them, I hope I've caught them all.
High Lord of Darkness
Quote by Jimwillhavefun
One thing I have never understood about the stories here. So many people comment on them but never vote or they vote and never comment. I don't get it.
Hell, I would be happy with an honest 1 or 2 if that is how they felt and if it is, tell me why. I will never understand this. I would rather people vote low and tell me the truth about why they didn't like it than not vote at all or vote high and not comment at all. As a writer, I can't get better if people don't tell me the truth. It is so frustrating. I understand commenting and forgetting to vote, I have done it. But voting on mine means you have to comment. Be honest people. Don't be afraid to tell me what you really think. My skin is thicker than you think.
Ok, now to drink my coffees and keep an eye on any new entrants. Let you know if I see any.
I 100% agree with your observations. I find people score but don't comment especially when a low score is given. Like you, I would prefer to know why? What they liked? Or disliked?
I don't agree that you have thick skin though, Jim. Judging by your avatar, you have no skin at all. ?
High Lord of Darkness
I need a whisky. I just submitted mine.
It's a true story lol. But it's not up yet.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/delicious.aspx
It's a true story lol. But it's not up yet.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/delicious.aspx
High Lord of Darkness
We met a couple once that started with a meal in a posh restaurant. He was an arse, and kept ordering the waitress around. We felt very uncomfortable. She was absolutely gorgeous and really good fun afterwards as well as before. But, yes, he was labelled an arse.
