Oh good, you're all up. Well, that was quite the holiday. Tell you what, let me get the kettle on for a coffee, and I'll see you all back here in five. _________________________________ Before we really get into the nitty gritty, let me tell you a bit more about Donna and my daughter Sian. Donna, my best friend, my North Star, is thirty-eight like me, but the lucky bitch looks more like she's thirty-two. She's basically a...

Donna awoke the next morning to birdsong and sunlight streaming through her bedroom windows. She checked her phone and was slightly annoyed to find it was still only 7.30 am. Her body felt like it was still on Greek time. She was hungry, she needed coffee, and she most definitely needed to pee. She turned her head and smiled to herself at the vision that greeted her. There, sleeping soundly beside her was Sian. Naked, sav...