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DirtyMartini

Over 90 days ago

Male, 64

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15 Jul 2011

Hey Fish...who's the new barmaid you brought in? Can she mix drinks?

Actually, doesn't matter, she looks trainable...I'll volunteer as matter of fact...

About time we got some new help in this place, btw...

Where's the party for Nicola's birthday? I heard that should be going on for about a month or so...just a rumor...you know how that works...

14 Jul 2011

Quote by chefkathleen
Oh in case anyone wants to know, she's 28.

Hey Chef...I heard Scooter wants to help plan the party...he says he'll be in charge of fireworks... laughing6

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14 Jul 2011

Oh, I guess it's going to be one big party here at Lush for the next month or so...
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Happy Birthday Nicola...you get a visit from the Birthday Llama....

Cheers,
Alan.
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14 Jul 2011

I have to admit I actually read most of it...and happened to notice you added a few things at the end of your second post...

I'm going to pass on giving advice here at the moment...I want to see what others have to say...

I bet Jeff could give you some good advice here...he'll be by I'm sure... icon_smile

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14 Jul 2011

Let me know how this goes...it would seem cheaper to take a girl out for a jog than buy her drinks all night...

Just saying... icon_smile

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14 Jul 2011

Just a little something from my favorite guitarist... icon_smile

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13 Jul 2011

I've known about the free 411 for a while...you have to listen to about five minutes of ads before you can attempt to get a number though...

I want to know more about how you can unlock anyone's car though...somehow that seems like it's open to abuse, if that one actually works...have to try that one sometime...

13 Jul 2011

Quote by nicola

That's a whole lot of love and good feelings generated from one site

Aw shucks...so much peace and love...and to think, it was all done without drugs... Regaeman Man

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13 Jul 2011

LOL...humorous take on reality...I like that one Shinzon... icon_smile

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13 Jul 2011

Quote by nicola
You should be badgered tomorrow.

You should be badgered tomorrow... laughing6

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Btw, I can now say I have my autobiographer badge on all three Lush sites...yippie... hello1

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Or, should I say two autobiographer badges and one "Autobiógrafo Medallas"...go figure...

13 Jul 2011

Congrats on your big-time Editor Pick over on SS for your latest poem...

So...I guess you really are better than us Miss Maggie the Magnificent1... icon_smile

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Can we still call you Maggie? Or is it Her Magnificentness??? Let us know how us underlings should properly address you from now on...

11 Jul 2011

Quote by scooter
You look quite splendid here on this one Al, Exakta~66
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I love your talent, and your skills,
thanks buddy

Hey Scooter...here's another one, what you think? Classy? Angel dog is in there, so it must be classy...

I think this was Christmas 2001...

11 Jul 2011

Quote by GreenEyes2
I'm trying to post a pic but I don't have the "yellow" insert photo button.

It's not that picture you have in your profile, is it? Poor Mr. Spuds... happy8

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11 Jul 2011

Quote by chefkathleen
That was great. They all had a good sense of humor about it.

Yeah, hard to believe anyone who cooks with roadkill would have a sense of humor, eh? Lol...

11 Jul 2011

Quote by scooter
Ummm LmB,
I'm having honey BBQ Badger's tonight, If I jest had a resipe

Let me know how that badger tastes anyway...hard to get good badger in my local Shop-Rite anyway...last one I got was kinda tough...

Went out to Red Lobster with my mother today, btw...had the pepper sirloin and grilled shrimp combo...

Not always a huge Red Lobster fan, but this was pretty damn good actually...

I wanted the smoked badger and pork rind combo, but they didn't have it on the menu today...bummer... happy8

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10 Jul 2011

Quote by chefkathleen
Good lord Sharon's thirsty. Look at the size of that glass.

Actually, that glass looks big enough to swim in...oh wait, now there's an idea... icon_smile

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9 Jul 2011

Quote by chefkathleen

Blatz if you can afford it.

Hmmm...we might have to take up a special collection for the good stuff...

I'll wait here in New Jersey while Scooter fires up the grill btw...how many does this recipe serve anyway Chef???

Btw...that picture Scooter posted about firing up the grill reminds me of a time when I was a kid and my father tried cooking a duck on a barbeque grill...

You can imagine how that worked out with the fat from the duck dripping onto the coals...needless to say, it had to be moved inside to the oven... icon_smile

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9 Jul 2011

Good Afternoon Lushkins...what's going on here today?

Hey Sharon, who's your new friend there and why is she covering herself up like that? Tell her there's no need to be shy around here...we're all friends...

What's a guy got to do to get a drink around here anyway? I take a few Dirty Martinis for a start...
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Anyway...I'll make it a point to stop back later...

Cheers,
Alan.
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9 Jul 2011

Have a paranormal romance between 2500-3000 words, and want a chance to win $1000 or an iPad2? Sure you do...just send it in before September 1...plenty of time to write one if you don't...good luck... smile

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9 Jul 2011

Quote by scooter

Did you find the problem Gav!?

Hey Scooter...go help Gav find the problem...

I'm sure he'd appreciate your help... icon_smile

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9 Jul 2011

Quote by scooter

What is this, breakfast at tiffinie's

Lol...no it wasn't breakfast at tiffinie's...or lunch either...it was someone's wedding down the shore, they got married on the beach...can't remember who at the moment, it was about ten years ago...I just remember it was a wedding...

Who is tiffinie anyway?

9 Jul 2011

Quote by chefkathleen
Good picture Sharon. And yes, it is classy.

I agree with Chef there...lookin' good Sharon...

But, if you want to see some real Klass with a capital K...check this out...

9 Jul 2011

Quote by nicola

I have the badge, see if there's anything in my profile that you are missing.

I'm sorry...did you say badges or badgers? I keep getting them mixed up...

9 Jul 2011

Quote by scooter

I think this one got into my Ale, little shit don't seem to care

Hey Scooter...Dude, you got to be careful about gettin' them there badgers drunk...some of them get mighty awnry...

9 Jul 2011

Quote by eviotis
The narrator is hilarious.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing...

Had no idea honey badgers were all the rage these days...I should get out more often...

8 Jul 2011

Hmmm...all I know is I got mine both here and Stories Space...so, it can't be all that difficult...

Now you're going to make me want to try to get it over on Historias...wish me luck with that one... icon_smile

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8 Jul 2011

Oh wait...I think I found something...maybe you don't have to brew it yourself after all Scooter...

Not that we don't trust you working with alcohol around high flames and pressurized kettles...

8 Jul 2011

Quote by scooter

My question is: what kind of wine would you serve with sauteed Honey Badger?

Oh, I bet Chef knows some real good recipes...you know how them Southern cooks are anyway...know a good recipe for anything that happens to run through the yard that day...

I heard Honey Badger kinda tastes like chicken...anyone can confirm that?

And I think I would serve up some Honey Badger Blonde Ale with that bad boy...you have to brew it yourself...here's the recipe Scooter...go for it...
http://hopville.com/recipe/497459/blonde-ale-recipes/honey-badger

8 Jul 2011

So...do they make good pets, or what?

Btw, what kind of wine do you serve with cobra meat, eh Chef???

8 Jul 2011

What's the matter Pixie, Lush doesn't recognize you as a member?

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