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Guessing #1 is the lie...b/c I *know* you know what Locks of Love is...and you had an ex with some weird fascination with exotic animals...and I happen to know what you do for a living, and I don't know a single nurse who doesn't treasure a night in her own bed.

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1. I read 6 pages of the bible every night
2. I am scared of spiders
3. I love Mexican food
4. I took a tap dancing lesson once

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Have a real story that I would love to have put in writing but I'm not the greatest writer.

It involves my GF and best friend.

Jamie is my GF and Dave is best friend.

Dave is quirky and a little nerdy and always got under her skin but he was always trying to sneak peeks of body or down her shirt. He even crept to a door once we left open while she was changing.

Jamie is gorgeous and frankly out of my league. 5'3 108 blonde, blue eyes, large 34 C/small 34 D and completely shaven. She liked showing off some and when Dave got married she hated his wife and showed even more just to piss her off.

During sex we would often talk about threesomes or seeing her with another guy and eventually we got drunk one night and fueled by drunkenness, hate for Dave's wife and being horny from fooling around Jamie agreed to put a plan in motion that involved Dave getting the head I knew he fantasized about because he shared with me. However Jamie discovered Dave had a big surprise that led her to do more.

I can gave the history and the details if it sounds like an idea that interests you.

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I like my heart where it is...in my thoracic cavity. Would be very disturbing to wake up and find it had up and left.

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They're easier.

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I've been doing a lot of writing in my lunch at work, so you'll see me wedged into a corner doing an impression of a meerkat whenever anyone comes near me. The problem is that I get engrossed and sometimes forget that I've got cock, tits, pussy and spunk metaphorically dripping down my screen. As such, I'm training myself to Alt-Tab whenever there's an unexpected noise.

TYPE O 3

Character Traits: Focused, leader, energetic

Your Diet: Type Os (considered the original blood type) are descendants from hunter-gatherers who relied mainly on animal protein to survive their strenuous lifestyles.

Your Personality: You’re known for your leadership skills, extroversion, energy and focus. You consider yourself responsible, decisive, organized, objective, rule-conscious and practical. (Probably because you are.) But if you ever cheat on your diet, stop exercising or slip into a negative mindset (even boredom), watch out. You become angry, hyperactive or even manic.

What to Eat: Eat lean beef, lamb, turkey, chicken or fish (like bass, cod, halibut, sole and rainbow trout), kelp, seafood and (in moderation) salt, which lowers your levels of iodine, giving you optimal thyroid function.

What to Avoid: You might have difficulty digesting dairy, eggs and gluten, and should avoid wheat germ and wheat products like bread. Beans and legumes should also be avoided when possible, since they mess with your digestion and can wear you out or make you retain fluids. Cruciferous veggies like cabbage, Brussels sprouts, cauliflower and mustard greens should be nixed because they inhibit thyroid function.

Dinner Tonight: Lamb and asparagus stew, steamed broccoli and sweet potato, and mixed fruit like blueberries, kiwi, grapes and peaches.

Your Workout: It’s especially important for you to work out regularly to stay fit, and exercising will help regulate stomach problems and ulcers you may experience because of your O-ness. Which is fine, since your blood type thrives on physical exercise anyway. Get sweating with the treadmill, swimming, running, cycling and weight training.

- See more at: http://www.mensfitness.com/nutrition/eat-according-to-your-blood-type#sthash.PFXcoqba.dpuf

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My girl is the same way. But believe me their are lot women out there with trust issuses. Daddy didn't love them enough.

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Sex is possible in almost any car. Long ago I managed it in an old 2 seater Morgan with narrow bucket seats. The old Morgans were a lot narrower than today's models, the whole car would have fitted in the passenger space of most american cars. Comfortable NO, desperate YES.

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You don't want to base this on yourself?

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Thanks again for the help. So my above examples would in fact be correct?

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For many here English is not their first language. And other languages have other concepts in grammar and different rules for punctuation. To give an example: in Dutch there should be no comma before the 'and' in your post as it's part of a summary.


On topic now: I was quite surprised to see how many people actually consider themselves bisexual or bi-curious and how many men are into crossdressing, especially men aged 40 and up.

That's not so in America, however. So we’re now ready to tackle the second question: whether it’s OK to use the plural pronouns their, them, and they to refer to everybody or everyone. American grammarians don't agree on this issue. Some feel that if you can't write, “Everyone are happy,” then you shouldn't be able to write, “Everyone is putting a smile on THEIR face.” These grammarians cringe when they hear the word their used this way.

The root of this problem is that English doesn't have a word to refer to a singular noun of undetermined gender. As a solution, grammarians in the past have suggested that writers use just his to refer to everyone or everybody, but most now consider this solution to be sexist. Some alternate his with her; some use the phrase his or her. But I can’t imagine most of you could comfortably utter the following sentence: “Everyone is putting a smile on his or her face.” Therefore, I don’t recommend you use this type of construction unless you want to sound like a crusty old curmudgeon.

Sticklers have to face reality, though. For example, noted grammarian Bryan Garner has this to say about writers' tendencies to use their to refer to these singular pronouns: “Disturbing though these developments may be to purists, they’re irreversible. And nothing that a grammarian says will change them (2).” - See more at: http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/everybody-singular-or-plural?page=1#sthash.3y28mrPO.dpuf

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Greetings to all,

As some of you may know, English is not my first language and I sometimes struggle with some grammatical peculiarities.

I've been wondering about the proper usage of the possessive pronoun 'their', and if the following noun should use either the singular or plural form.

In my own language, if the 'subjects' each possess only one 'item', we would use the singular form. The plural form would imply that each 'subject' possesses more than one 'item'.


For example, we would say:

"The men removed their hat."

In my language, saying "The men removed their hats." would imply that each man had more than one hat (which would be rather illogical).


This is an obvious example, but the singular/plural form can be used for clarification in many other instances.

For example:

"The people were walking their dogs." would imply that each person had more than one dog.


Is it the same way it is used in English? Or is the plural form always used?

Thanks for the feedback!

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Okay, I might be reaching, but here goes. Would it be possible to see the percentage of votes to views and the percentage of comments to views? I think that these percentages tell a story.

“What story,” you might ask. Here it is...Based upon my setting ‘only members can vote on my stories’, here’s my take. Views alone are great; however, I want to know the percentage of individuals moved enough to vote and comment on the story or poem.

Here’s an example.

My story Brown has 13,618 views with 81 votes. Now the numbers sound great; however, when I examine the percentage of people who viewed it against those moved to vote, it tells a different picture. .59% of people felt moved enough to vote. (Not so pretty.)

Here’s another example.

My poem Daily Head - A Sonnet has 1200 views with 90 votes. This yields a vote to view percentage of 7.5%. My poem moved more people to vote than my story.

Thanks for the consideration.

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I'd encourage you to check out Stormy Leather. You can thank me later.

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That's a big risk to take for a blowjob. Not a big grapefruit fan either...

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Ahh, that's the correct attitude. You don't mind if I flip up your skirt while everyone watches, do you? Well, it's too late anyhow!

"This is how you punctuate dialogue," I tell you, slapping my hand down hard on your left bum cheek and enjoying how the clap resonates in the open room. "We always use commas." Another slap hits your right cheek. I hear you gasp, almost whimper, "Ow, ow, ow!" It's such a delicious sound that I can't help myself and give each cheek another quick, stinging slap. I squeeze one pert cheek tightly and lean forward, whispering in your ear, "No colon!" Another swat, and I can feel the heat explode under my fingers. The sweetest little whimpers of protest fill the air, and I hit faster, telling you, "No! Colon! To! Introduce! Direct! Speech!" I intersperse each word with another small explosion on your wiggling backside, giving the last two more weight by striking the soft area between your thighs and bottom, and your legs kick out against air.

Rubbing in soft circles over your two glowing half-orbs, I gently ask, "Was that enough blistering?"

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Oh, I read "panties" there for a moment and thought you might have special ones for dinner, kind of a uniform. I'm sure they'd be quite distracting, in a very good way. *grabs the plot bunny by the ear and drags it after her* Shoo, kittens, hop outside, I need that basket!

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Yes, hijacking somebody's thread is decent. Posting things what not required is helping. Making mess out of somebody's thread and than hold the same person responsible is accommodating, bulling somebody is very understanding.......very much like Mods.

Now my thread is turned into mods praising and dedicating playground . I think Mods are happy now

(very accommodating, very understanding, very qualified, very dedicating, very helping)


Just for moment, atleast, see what I have asked in the thread and what mods have made it.............

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How would you COOK a thing like that?

xx SF