Some guys do, and you can always tell when you meet one. And i bet a guy knows when he's with a woman who loves to give head.

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Wow. So quiet in here you could hear a spider sneeze. Everyone test positive and have to isolate or something?

Gesundheit, Terence.

A glass of white wine please.

No, but i just found out i was exposed this weekend. And finding tests is a stone bitch where i live. But i am boosted, so i will live.

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I'm hormonal and missing Alan terribly - which means I'm much closer to tears than I care to admit, embarrassing as it is.

Everything hurts and I just want to snuggle up to him till I feel okay.

One day, Alan will come to you and speak with the voice of God.

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Definitely on my list while Boston Creams are off for a while. Oh the holidays go right to my tush

Aww! Just one more nibble, Donna?

Oh, James, i do need to remain fuckable. Yes it's cold and rotten outside, but this summer I'll need to fit into my bikinis and look decent doing it at the pool. Granted I get ogled mostly be teenage boys when I'm there, but the summer of 2019 they had a really, really cute lifeguard and should they hire another one like her, I'd like to give her. a reason to look beyond the boys.

Definitely on my list while Boston Creams are off for a while. Oh the holidays go right to my tush

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For those of you who have not yet taken the opportunity, I heartily recommend Donna's latest, Mummer's Day.

It is lewd, bawdy, brilliantly inventive, sexy, and so wonderfully marvelous that I cannot but suggest you hurry off right now and read it!

p.s. It made me cry, it did! But then, I'm an old softie, even among Polar Bears!

Well I would certainly love to second that motion. I’m very proud of that story and had a ton of fun writing and the play within the story. Thank you James for your wonderful praise.

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Thanks everyone My daughter tested positive for covid today, but she's feeling well and the rest of us are still negative without any symptoms. I've been able to video chat with her a few times and she's going to call me again when she opens her presents in the morning. It's not the Christmas we hoped for the second year running but we're going to reschedule it for when everyone is well.

As you say, Emma, not the Christmas you were hoping for. Still, if she's vaxxed, then the odds are she'll be fine. As Donna said, with a strain this contagious, it seems likely that we will all get it sooner or later – but hopefully not harmfully so.

Folks, COVID is not going away. It's going to be with us for years if not forever, much like flu. Get used to it.

But in the meantime, enjoy what you have – and especially the people.

I was a Scout leader for a long time, and the neighbouring troop's Scoutmaster / Troop Scouter and I became great friends. Unfortunately, he died of pancreatic cancer.

But when I think that I'm going through hard times, I sometimes stop and ask myself: Would Larry change places with me if he could?

Where there is life, there is hope – and I hope you all have a lovely Christmas, however it must happen!

And for those of our friends who do not celebrate Christmas, may the spirit of the Christmas tide be with you – compassion, peace, joy, and love. These are not unique to Christians – they are universal.

Blessings, and joy, and peace to you all!

it hit me today. My youngest brother, who is fully vaxxed tested positive and will not make our family Christmas celebration. It's touogh on us and him, but he did the right thing to protect the rest of us. We have some tough times ahead, but please do get the shots. I laugh at the Herman Cain Awards, well chuckle, but i don't want anyone here to become eligible

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I hope you all have a wonderful and safe holidays.

Nikki! Good to see you. And love your outfit, girl!

Pull up a barstool, and tell me all the sexy trouble you're planning to get into this holiday!

Hey Bear, quiet holidays planned with family. Eat, drink, games, eat some more, and drink some more LOL!!! And try to finish this blasted comp story that has been sitting on my desktop for a week waiting for me to be inspired. Hoping Santa leaves me a golden pen in my stocking!! Do you have big plans?

We have two adult children, both married, both with one daughter each, ages 5-years and 22-months, so we have to share them with the other grandparents. As a result, we had our Christmas last weekend, so Lady Jay and I will be spending a very quiet Christmas together.

Fortunately for us, we planned on this. We have friends, including some here, who have had to cancel their travel plans and will be home alone without intending it.

I finished a comp piece (so to speak…) and submitted it early this week, but it was rejected. I've made the requested changes, and am waiting to hear back. It's a Christmas story, so it would be nice if it were published by Christmas! (That's a hint to any moderators who happen to wander in for a drink!)

So – for us, eating and some drinking, including the traditional Christmas champagne (sparkling wine, to be precise), and perhaps some games, but nothing really racy.

Thanks for asking!

So Merry Christmas you Rumplators – now really get tight!

(and you can interpret that any way you wanna!)

Congratulations on getting it done. i wish i could have gotten Mummer's Day to fit inside the competition guidelines, but oh well, i couldn't and i am not going to worry about it. Good luck in the compeition and i know you'll do well.

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Thanks everyone My daughter tested positive for covid today, but she's feeling well and the rest of us are still negative without any symptoms. I've been able to video chat with her a few times and she's going to call me again when she opens her presents in the morning. It's not the Christmas we hoped for the second year running but we're going to reschedule it for when everyone is well.

That has to be scary but i have a feeling we're all going to be "positive" sooner or later. So as long as we get vaxxed and take care we should get thorugh this. I hope this doesn't mess with your holiday, and i know your daughter feels awful even if physically she feels fine. Good luck!

I took only one cruise, but i drank an awful, awful lot. Not saying that you can't have a bad fall sober, but would you pretend you're Leonardo DiCaprio sober?

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I've also got Boston Creams for Donna (and you don't look like you've gained an ounce, Donna! Happy belated birthday – sorry I was away for the Big Event!) and Scott, plus jelly donuts for Mr. K and Vee!

Thank you so much James! Nice to see you back and I love jam donuts!

Big hugs to Angel and Boom Boom… let’s catch up during the holidays.

well, the Boston Creams more than make up for the miss as with my morning coffee they go down smooth and give me the sugar i need to stay awake through endless meetings wtih a well-faked smile on my face. Yes, I'm old, well older, but i'm not reay for my Last Fuckable Day. So let's get on with it.

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It's not leering. It is showing fine ladies the appreciation they deserve.😉

Gooooood morning, Lushers.

Bertha is filled with some fine brew. There's English Breakfast and Red Rose in the teapots plus an assortment of other fine bag and loose teas. Hot chocolate with or without marshmallows is always an option. And since this is actually a bar, there a carefully curated (snickers) selection of the finest (snickers more) beer, wine, and distilled spirits for your discerning palettes (ROTFL). So whatcha drinkin'?

One thing that no one will ever do at Rumpilations is starve. I may thicken, but i won't go hungry

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Please tell me you have Galaxy Quest. If not, why not?

...well, I used to have it on VHS but it was lost when I moved apartments.

And I haven't had time to get a DVD or Blu-ray of it yet.

No, but I adore every part of that movie. It’s beautiful

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Here it is! The List of This Week's Finest Filth from Rumps Regulars! Get it while it's HOT!!!!

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KimmiBeGood – Christmas Joy (Flash)

GrushaVashnadze – Snow White and the Seven Dildos, or, The Princess and the Cuntsman: Chapter 3 (Toys)

GrushaVashnadze – Snow White and the Seven Dildos, or, The Princess and the Cuntsman: Chapter 2 (Masturbation)

PJH – Sarah Crowther Has Another Evening Out, Part 2 (Mature)

PJH – Sarah Crowther Has An Evening Out (Mature)

DarkSide – Those Three Words (Micro)

StarBelliedBoy – Christmas Pudding With All the Trimmings (Fetish)

KimmiBeGood – One Wife on Christmas (Micro)

Fluttered – No Words Necessary (Micro)

Kee – The Demon and Goliath (Seduction)

AngelWorthy – Outside Pleasures (Outdoor Sex)

DarkSide – Isabel's Slave, Part 2 (Femdom)

CarltonStJames – How Did We Even Get Here, Chapter 13 ( )

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There you are! Now I need to sneak away before Lady Jay catches me here… (SHHH!!)

Not one but TWO of my stories!

Thank you for the mention(s)

Paul

Add one more, my new story i wrote for the "Coming Together" winter competition even though i know it would end up way, way too long to actually enter . it's name is Mummer's Day. I had a lot of fun writing it and am quite proud of it.

I want to talk about what i write. My stories started after i met a woman named ~Laura~ on another site and fell for her like a ton of bricks. Of course, she's British and I'm not and an ocean between us has limited the possibilities, particularly now that she has found real-life true love.

But Laura is brilliant, original and we liked to play together in different places and times in history and space. My first story was Meeting My Mistress: A London Adventure began as a roleplay, but really it was about us and a roleplay is not a story so i made significant editorial changes and sent it to her. She loved it, and so i put on Literotica.

The thing about Lit though, is they don't use human editors so much. They use a parser and eventually i wrote my two-part BDSM opus Masks. The goal was to capture how it felt to be gay, kinky and single during a pandemic, and the things we had to face to hook, which is a thing i was not doing in real life. But Lit didn't like it because the parser saw something that made no sense at all and rejected me for it. Masks really is a microcosm of what i write about people, who happen to be having sex or falling in love. I write a people. So far they've all been lesbian relationships, but i can promise that will change. I am, after all, no stranger to cock. And since Masks, roleplays have played no role in my stories. They're all products of my own diseased mind.

My latest story, Mummer's Day is the one i really want to draw your attention to. I spotted the recent competition Coming Together: Festive Stories Competition and was intrigued by the premise. But I had no intention of writing an 'office party hookup' so I took a look at holiday traditions. American Traditions, I knew well, so i Googled European Christmas Traditions It turns out several countries have a tradition of Mummer's performing short plays for the holidays. They're amateur productions, often short and silly about various themes. And as i looked into it i saw story possibilities that were not in the least cliched. The disadvantage of course, is the competition is limited to 3,500 words i knew from day one there was no way i could slide in under that word limit. But Mummer's Day is a Holiday story, about friendship and love discovered over the holiday season, and giving a dying man joy before his end. I hope you'll take the time to read it, and maybe discover what i write.

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Jelly donuts for Mr. K. and Vee, Boston Creams for Donna and Scott, and Cinnamon's buns for everyone else!

'Bye! And take care out there – and of each other!

You’re so going to make me fat for my 33rd

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So far, the birthdays I have in my Unofficial Birthday Registry are:

December 16th – AngelWorthy

Is that all? I mean really? Look harder

Have you ever heard Strand of Oaks?

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Hot chocolate sounds delightful, even if it is 76 F here. Skip the splash of coffee for mine, but feel free to load me up with tiny marshmallows. Sporting a bit of a headache today from dehydration. I may or may not have had six rounds of Sex on the Beach (the drink) last night in a 3 hour period. I DID work out this morning though. I'm pretty proud that I didn't blow off going to the gym. Been working at a snail's pace most of the day, but getting stuff done. A nap sounds pretty cool at the moment, NOT gonna happen though. Hugs to all y'all!

Hot chocolate and Boston Cremes is all a brain and body need for temporary if sincere bliss

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It is kind of cool coming in and seeing that Alan Rickman is the latest poster in here according to the forum list. I know it's just Elyse but one can pretend, eh.

...and I - I'm not sure whether to be amused or flattered by that.

Probably a bit of both. 😊

Comp entry is stalled, not because I don't what to do with it but the usual problem of limited writing time and not being able to write smut openly. I assure you, though, it is happening and it involves <redacted> and <redacted> at a holiday party.

Mine's going to be too long for the comp. Which stinks, but they want it pretty short and I'm naturally wordy. But that's okay, i got a decent story idea.

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Not sure Verity's intent was to throw shade on the winners so much as on the judges, but I otherwise agree. Suggesting you should have been there carries the implication that someone who is, shouldn't be. And that is a very hard implication to avoid.

I, for one, was thrilled to see Kimmi on the podium both here and on SS in this latest round of comps. I did not read the story here, but the one over there definitely belonged.

In my 8+ years under my previous Lush incarnation, I never made top three and rarely made top ten. And I know part of it is my style. My erotica, at least my longer pieces, tends to be character-driven with an unabashed romantic streak and I know that's not as popular here as wilder, kinkier stuff. I would more often have a vanilla sex scene in a romantic scenario than cuffs and spanking without that context. I had my audience and I was happy to live with that, but it is part of my debate over starting to write for here again.

I would also point out that it has always been clear on here and SS, at least to me, that these are JUDGED competitions, not voted ones and that views and votes did not determine the winners, though the latter are used to determine the short lists. Anyone having expectations for their story's performance in a comp based on views is misguided and not paying attention.

Anyhow, I hope this discussion ends. This is supposed to be the silly fun thread. Maybe all those turning it into another gripe about Lush thread should be given a good spanking. I am sure we have some willing volunteers to administer them.😈

I have no idea what the judges like. I’ve put what I think are two strong stories in two comps. But the reason to enter them isn’t to win. It’s to get noticed. There are a bunch of new stories every day on Lush so why invest time in one of mine if you’ve never read one before? I think I won readers and that’s what matters

i have a story i plan to write which was inspired by the contest, but i see no way to fit it into 3,500 words. Oh, well. I'm writing it anyway.

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I started a forum thread somewhere awhile ago that asked the question about if female authors got more attention here. Many said, "Yes." Ha! I think readers often think writers are same sex as what POV was written from.

My latest micro was a little experiment in naughty titles being click-bait here. It was an average-written micro that already has twice as many reads as my last comp piece, but had "bad girlfriend" as title that I thought would pique interests. I think I was right. Most of my stories with naughty titles bring way more reads.

Votes, comments, reads are interesting here and many opinions about what gets them.

I so agree.. I wrote a story with a click-bait title.. Toni takes two cocks in her tight teenage pussy.. it got 1000s of views even though it wasn't about Toni and there was no two-cock action 😜

thousands of views, but how many intelligent comments. Real readers are best.

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I don't think the comment counts can be trusted. My last says 10. It actually has 9 comments, 8 replies, and 4 re-comments. Many are off in the same way -- 33: 21/21, 23: 20/19, 18: 11/11, etc.

wow, I've never counted my comments to check. Some stories get a lot, others not so much

Of course. I'm bi, so it wasn't difficult for me to date boys, and i married a man Gay was out, and it was much more okay for me than my parents generation, it's still expected that a girl will marry a man, which i did. You are socialized straight, and look to the opposite sex first. It's later that you discover there is more in this world than a cock

well, that depends. If i have a romantic night planned, i have a couple negligees. But mostlly an Ohio State t-shirt and panties. okay any t shirt

it hink it was,. i knew she was gay and entered her web freely and of my will. She asked and i went, and i think in the back of my head i knew it would end up with my face between her legs, even though i could not have vocalized it at the time.