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GardenerGuy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
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Amstersdam 
Have you ever been involved in a love triangle that ended messily?
Have you ever been involved in a love triangle that ended messily?
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Granted but you disappoint yourself with the lack of blueberries in them, like in "Casino".
I wish I could operate my mowers by remote control.
I wish I could operate my mowers by remote control.
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yes - several different locales
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would rather contend with shitty sleep than take a pill for it
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would rather contend with shitty sleep than take a pill for it
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The local community college had a night class for just this subject last year. I made this one and would like to play show and tell for your participants
whoa those spiky things at the bottom - looks like I'd be getting a blow from a Panda version of the alien that came out of John Hurt's stomach (while still being able to "stuff the goods", of course).
I came up with the patent for the following.
Please don't ask how it's used - the photo on right is completely misleading.
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As long as she contrasts with me in the most basic of biological ways - I'm good with just that.
If guy answers: have dated some women who love a good spank on the butt now and then, and others who don't appreciate it.
If gal answers: under no conditions whatsoever enjoys a spank - at any time.
If guy answers: have dated some women who love a good spank on the butt now and then, and others who don't appreciate it.
If gal answers: under no conditions whatsoever enjoys a spank - at any time.
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no - only on Thong Thursdays (crotchless)
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remembers more cool teachers than shitty ones.
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remembers more cool teachers than shitty ones.
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Disco, Illinois (technically an unincorporated community but it sounded too funky to pass up)
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Mitch McConnell (someone who should be shot, steamrolled over, then shot again just to make sure)
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literally - yes, metaphorically - no
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believes beets were the creation of the anti-christ
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believes beets were the creation of the anti-christ
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Appreciates Orwell and "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" (your view of Lush lol?) (the latter, not the former, that is.)
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each have their special aspects, and I'll just leave it at that.
have you ever had to deal with a broken condom?
have you ever had to deal with a broken condom?
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OMG THAT'S DISGUSTING!
No - hey - sign me up
(um..............Chanel?)
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has been to a massage parlour, whether it was a non-full-service one, or "one of those" kind.
No - hey - sign me up
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has been to a massage parlour, whether it was a non-full-service one, or "one of those" kind.
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granted but hanging with Tom Hanks in "Castaway" isn't really cutting it. hey Rosie 
I wish I could take the Best Screenwriter Oscar for the next couple of years.
I wish I could take the Best Screenwriter Oscar for the next couple of years.
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some new age guru
useless crack-smoking hippie
wanna buy some beads?
useless crack-smoking hippie
wanna buy some beads?
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if I made it on the cover of Peoples' Sexiest Lushie Alive then I think that pretty well settles it.