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GardenerGuy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61

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ok M and CG I just GOTTA have your blessings on this one (ya ya I see the Lush clock says it's almost Monday but fuck it I'm in BC making it only 1:21 pm Sunday - so good enough)

SUSHI SUNDAYS !!!!!!

with no less than Dr. Stephen Brule!

Mike Leigh put out a BBC teleplay in '76 called "Nuts in May" which I've seen probably more than 20 times now and know every single line of dialogue. Friends scratch their heads as I recite entire scenes for them. Incredibly obscure, low-key film that next to nobody has seen.
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awesome thread topic!



hey when I'm down, I just all gig-gig-gigigity-gig-giggity

and then I'm all giggity good to go!


right - ok Vinnie you got the Liverwurst, Speed, you got the hey! that's mine! ok Felix.....Where's Felix?........Felix!...............FELIX!!!

not in eight lifetimes will I get the chance to live my fantasy.

tpbm

has taken at least one drag from a menthol ciggie.
Granted but you find out that office life has transformed into 24/7 orgiastic depravity, and won't let you back in. (for all I know, you might not mind that)

I wish I looked like Hasselhoff - you know, the dude who I don't have to mention who his first name is.
The Mime category's pretty hot. Actually this fuddy dud opts for a four-way tie with straight sex, seduction, and erotic and love poems.

Do you often forget to check the timeline as the first thing you usually check when logging in here?
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Hey GG - I thought this might tickle your fancy



nice to see people aging gracefully, huh?

well, for a dude who croaked in a push-up competition with navy dudes in a bar.........Probably how we wanted to go lol.

funny - when it finished, I let it roll while I checked out other screens. Glad I did, because at 9:55 it starts up again, and shows OR actually trying to sing this time, albeit for just two fucking lines of "Wild Thing".






So yeah - some housecleaning was needed?


more quirky than interesting....

sometimes I'll do a single hiccup (hiccough?) immediately followed by a single burp. (other times - the inverse, but always one each, and always one immediately following the other)
trust me - it's silly, and startles people.

absolutely imperative that I get in at least five or so yawns right immediately before I commence my IWOULD (Insane Workout Of Unremitting, Lingering Death)

my thumbs stick straight up (in MUCH less politically correct days, was referred to as Mongoloid thumbs)

I used to be a crazy yo-yo slinger when I was kid.

I was a Flyers fan before they were even known as the Broadstreet Bullies.
mmmmm the refreshing saltiness - yes, a lot

tpgm

has gotten bad drinking-induced sunburn. (just staying out way too king when you wouldn't have had you been less lubricated)
ever since I was a kid........






Do (or did) you find it depressing, uplifting, or just felt neutral at the sight of the rising sun as you drunkenly stumble home after a night of partying?
offer her a round of Swinton's Nutella Honey Lager (actually fictional drink I thought might sound good)
though I would love to, I obviously respect she loves her awesome Rosie and hope that nothing comes between them. smile
mmmmm Angel (DW)......nice to see you........don't worry, you're not drunk at all......






Granted but you fall in disfavour by imitating the way Rafael Nadal ALWAYS tweaks his ass before almost every fucking serve. And you'll start orgasmically yelping after every fucking shot like Victoria Azarenko. (yes that shit bothers me lol)

I wish I could get around by dirigible. (airship, led zeppelin, whathaveyou)
Um.....So am I considered dashing and handsome? Yes.

Do you put your feet up on the furniture when you get home?

(no ottomans, footrests, etc)
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I am 21 today, LETS PARTY!!


though I don't know you - hey happy 21st! (lol I still actually remember mine)

one of those funny-coloured drinks for ya, on me.

and I think I might be owing Wardog a round of whatever he's having, too