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GardenerGuy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
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waving hi (ok waving is technically not a part of this.......oh well)
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Barely working for the first 10 or so weeks, knowing it always kicks back in about now. Making good friends at this site.
Do you eat more on the weekends?
Do you eat more on the weekends?
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Granted, but you then start seeing Phyllis Diller on the sly and end up ditching Raquel.
I wish I won the Nobel in literature.
I wish I won the Nobel in literature.
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already did but happy now with what I have, but not done for the hell of it. (mods not too crazy about it being done for the hell of it, considering it's a time-consuming inconvenience for them to change it, apparently)
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Granted but it's an eternal game of the Leafs versus the Leafs (talk about torture)
Chanel - Granted, but the dolphins start to........well......REALLY start to like you, and I don't think I can elaborate, due to Lush rules (anyway almost impossible to imagine, thankfully)
I wish I could train a dolphin to tend bar at a pool bar (if I had a pool that is)
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TRAMPOLINE TUESDAYS
great - googling "hot chicks on trampolines", and all I could come up with was Megan.
better than a kick in the teeth I guess
(ok technically she's using a trampet - sue me)
great - googling "hot chicks on trampolines", and all I could come up with was Megan.
better than a kick in the teeth I guess
(ok technically she's using a trampet - sue me)
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indeed (band van shenanigans)
have you had a blind date who became an SO?
have you had a blind date who became an SO?
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cool av with a nice smiile AND likes The Departed and The Godfather. Gotta like that.
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Ugh actually I did just that this morning - must atone mightily this week
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has hurt themselves jumping into a lake by misjudging its depth and encountering sharp rocks.
that don't budge.
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has hurt themselves jumping into a lake by misjudging its depth and encountering sharp rocks.
that don't budge.
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Granted but you are bound to this crazy union contract as the models form a Penthouse Pet Union Local 69 and go on strike, leaving you contractually bound to photograph only Gene Shalit, Donald Trump and Dr. Phil.
nude.
wet.
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hm how about a wish too - I wish I could get a shot at announcing play-by-play on an NHL game.
nude.
wet.
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hm how about a wish too - I wish I could get a shot at announcing play-by-play on an NHL game.
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Jivin' your best Al Jolson for her. (yeah I'll get this alphabetical thing someday lol)
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Granted but it's given by Dr. Stephen Brule, who simply places his hands on your shoulders, unsure what to do next.
I wish I could go back to 1964 and see the Beatles at the Hollywood Bowl.
I wish I could go back to 1964 and see the Beatles at the Hollywood Bowl.
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Kiera secretly wears blue because of a "certain footy team".
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Always been stealthy quiet, and depending on the situation, might even take my clothes into a different room to get changed if it's ridiculously early.
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has puked from drinking within the last year.
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has puked from drinking within the last year.
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Granted, but it's sold only in Flin Flon by an 89 year-old curmudgeon with gengivitus and pyhorrea who masticates it before you can sample any of it.
I wish I could learn any language I want, and immediately.
I wish I could learn any language I want, and immediately.