darn (was hoping it would be being loved on by two ebony hotties)
no - fuck the cookie
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has smacked their top lip when putting their toothbrush in their mouth.
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GardenerGuy
Over 90 days ago
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A genuinely sweet gal with awesome sense of humour. Glad to be her friend 
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damn that wish is too good to spoil.........um...........granted, but..........shit - I'm stumped lol
I wish more stars were visible at night, especially in cities where that can't happen as much.
I wish more stars were visible at night, especially in cities where that can't happen as much.
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um......Theology Thursdays?
fun fact - Easybeat's guitarist's kid bro is Angus Young!
fun fact - Easybeat's guitarist's kid bro is Angus Young!
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pfffft - you never wished anything lol!
I wish I could dissolve Congress
I wish I could dissolve Congress
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if we can hold that Easter thought for a sec - before I head out to ruggedly "plow the land from the sweat of my brow" - should this be........
Wino Wednesdays?
or Wrangler Wednesdays?
Wino Wednesdays?
or Wrangler Wednesdays?
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granted - 100% recovery - but the acai/hot pockets/skittles/lard treatment has the side effect of making your friend get around everywhere Ministry of Silly Walks style.
I with I had one of those sliding fader switches to control the rain.
at night.
I with I had one of those sliding fader switches to control the rain.
at night.
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granted but it's "that" kinda black belt
I wish I was given a bunch of Olympic gold medals without partaking in anything.
I wish I was given a bunch of Olympic gold medals without partaking in anything.
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totally - can't remember the last time I had a bath (lol and don't go taking that out of context either lol)
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has slipped and broken something while getting it on with SO in shower.
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has slipped and broken something while getting it on with SO in shower.
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no, probably quesadillas tonight
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enagages vigorously in a sport/activity (other than sex) at least four times a week.
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enagages vigorously in a sport/activity (other than sex) at least four times a week.
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Granted but to achieve it, you have to sit in the Orgasmatron (from Woody Allen's "Sleeper") where the lock gets jammed and you're stuck inside until you end up o.d.'ing on "feelin goooooooooooood!!"
I wish I could have three hot ladies pleasuring me later on tonight.
I wish I could have three hot ladies pleasuring me later on tonight.
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imo one of the coolest, (definitely the funkiest), most under-appreciated Beatles tune:
edit: there's dispute over who does the guitar solo - most think it's John - I'd say it's George....it's totally awesome, nonetheless.
edit: there's dispute over who does the guitar solo - most think it's John - I'd say it's George....it's totally awesome, nonetheless.
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JB, with the great drummer Vinnie Coliuta doing the classic Simon Philips double-kick shuffle in a crazy 33/13 time signature.
quite the intimate venue, almost like a dinner theatre lol!
quite the intimate venue, almost like a dinner theatre lol!
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kangaroo suit (I finally got the alphabetical order thing lol)
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I was born on the same day as the incredible, the monolithic, Jamie Farr. (not in the same year though)
