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GardenerGuy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 62
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Granted, but as you start flying around you get taken in by a flock of Canada Geese, who adopt you, as you learn their ways, and spend several decades migrating up and down the western hemisphere with them until you finally realise ok fuck this and get back down to earth so you can do the talk show circuit plugging your memoir "I, A Canada Goose."
I wish Wall Street would give back all the money they shafted out of everyone.
I wish Wall Street would give back all the money they shafted out of everyone.
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Granted, but just like in that KK ad from the late 70's - two lions will appear out of nowhere, making things kinda......well.......tense?
I wish I could get around everywhere on 20-ft stilts like Elton John did in "Tommy".
I wish I could get around everywhere on 20-ft stilts like Elton John did in "Tommy".
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Granted, but those two extra hours go through some weird Higgs Boson permutation, resulting in each extra hour being the equivalent of 28.2 years, making life go by a little quicker than you had hoped.
just like in that old King Missile song - I wish I had a detachable penis.
just like in that old King Missile song - I wish I had a detachable penis.
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um.....360 degree jizz sprinkler?
SO rolling over you when you're not quite awake yet.
SO rolling over you when you're not quite awake yet.
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Bronson (pointing gun at dude): You believe in Jesus?
dude: yeah
Bronson: You're about to meet him.
not my fave flick but worth a mention
dude: yeah
Bronson: You're about to meet him.
not my fave flick but worth a mention
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working only two days a week until March when it's back to that yucky 40-hr/week thing. (actually no, not yucky - totally chill)
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never drank a cup of it
tpbm
prefers (non-sex) activities closer to evenings as opposed to mornings.
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prefers (non-sex) activities closer to evenings as opposed to mornings.
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no.
do you like guppies?
just kidding!
Dostoevsky's "Notes From Underground" and Colin Wilson's "The Outsider"
tpbm
same question (lol - so, is this the new thread topic, then lol?)
do you like guppies?
just kidding!
Dostoevsky's "Notes From Underground" and Colin Wilson's "The Outsider"
tpbm
same question (lol - so, is this the new thread topic, then lol?)
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Quote by Ardentmale
"Its Alive"
saw this in '77 at the only drive-in movie I went to (double-bill with "Legend of Hell House"). Saw it down in Portland on a student exchange thing with the most psychotic family - very fitting.
Quote by NickiC
Has a hobby they spend too much time on.
for the past three months - a certain website that begins with an "L".
tpbm
recently "busted" someone for eyeing you.
edit - hi nawty - lol yes agreed on the Lushtime, and yeah, fun
so - for the eyeing thing - in real life, that is.
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I wish I could do that Russian squat dance where you alternately stick a leg out straight and your arms are crossed. Looks like it's good for the quads. 
have you ever hit by a motorist when cycling?
have you ever hit by a motorist when cycling?
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Granted, but you will go on a trip of 3,000 micrograms of LSD.
I wish I was in some mythical Arabian den with lots of huge cushions and stuff and hot Lush babes attending to my keen needs.
I wish I was in some mythical Arabian den with lots of huge cushions and stuff and hot Lush babes attending to my keen needs.
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yeah the writer's block thing is starting to get fucking annoying now.
fucking useless.
fucking useless.
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lol hmmmmm - that's a tricky one - am I gonna get tested on this later lol?
Do you go to other adult chat sites or sites similar to this?
Do you go to other adult chat sites or sites similar to this?
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still occasionally watch dvd of an early romp from Ralph Bakshi (late 60's) called "The Mighty Heroes" - crazy stuff. Only modern stuff - ATHF.
tpbm
can't think of one scary movie that really, truly scares them
tpbm
can't think of one scary movie that really, truly scares them
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"I Love the Dead" by Alice Cooper
:P
have you ever had au naturel sunburn on either (for gals) breasts (or dudes) the ole you-know-what?
:P
have you ever had au naturel sunburn on either (for gals) breasts (or dudes) the ole you-know-what?
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mmmmmmm I find this photo absolutely riveting, particularly the markings around her eyes - absolute, lethal, irresistible seduction. Any guy staring into those wicked eyes and doesn't feel anything is, without question, completely lacking a pulse.
hmmmm should I click on "watch this topic"?
"uuuuhhh yeah?" (said in "like......DUH?!?" manner)
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depends if someone's persuasive enough to make me consider lol.
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enjoys watching sunrises
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enjoys watching sunrises
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no - two
tpbm - has gotten in unnecessarily protracted disputes with SO over time allocation for bathroom in morning.
tpbm - has gotten in unnecessarily protracted disputes with SO over time allocation for bathroom in morning.