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GardenerGuy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 62

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my right, not left, nape. (for some reason right side WAY more erogenous - go figure). I love sweet, breathy whisperings in my right ear as she rakes her nails down the side of my neck and down the right side of my back - on the verge of ticklishness - and then both hands running through my hair as her nails gently graze my scalp (with more pussywhip whispers).
dayum.
yet to get acquainted (hope to) and quite blown away that her profile lists are even bigger than some of my forum post lists lol
drinks as we look out over Guanabara Bay (Rio).
edit - intended for Sweetaz (10 bloody posts ago lol)
next time I'll use the most *up to date* post notification before I post lol
The flamenco dancer has a very nice profile as I wonder how many hotel pools she's splashed in, and what she has a masters in.
Quote by GardenerGuy
I've always wanted a much longer second member, positioned under the shorter one, so that it can banana snake its way under and up and....well....you know......


that is - snaking under and up into the lady I'm with, not myself.

a third buttocks would be nice - no real reason, just sort of an ice-breaker.
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Granted but the surgery goes wrong and you end up with 1 boob a B cup and the other a D cup.


Edit..damn your too fast AM

The right words are always yes you are right and I am wrong when dealing with women lol Your wish has been granted lol

I wish someone would take me to the cinema to see the new Hobbit movie


Granted, but in the middle of the movie, the screen somehow morphs in a weird, osmotic, flesh-transforming, Videodrome-ish manner that turns you into Gollum.

I wish The Vancouver Canucks would stop getting beaten up by the all those big California teams.

edit.......speedy AM again lol - ok then - granted, but, going by that scale - when you're in your 50's, you will be in your twenties, and so on, until you will no longer be born by the time you're in your.....70's?

scratch the Canucks wish - I wish I had my own pizza-fetching drone.
wow - Eto just now potting a hat-trick against Man U - huh.

concerned about Mr. Moyes
Gladly accepts as I try not to get intoxicated by that amazing out-of-this-world perfume you have on.
bands I'd kill to see again, but can't happen - The Boredoms, Naked City, Spazz, King Crimson, Frank Zappa, Assuck, Killdozer, Poison Idea, XTC.

artists I haven't seen and definitely will never get the chance - Tony Williams' Lifetime, Eric Dolphy, Sun Ra, "Zen Arcade"-era Husker Du, Thelonious Monk, Dave Brubeck, the Beatles.
rabbits view oncoming predators in slow motion, making them easy prey, keeping their prodigiously-producing population in check. (Mother Nature's forward thinking!)
Granted, but now Sunday will be Groundhog Day.

I wish I wasn't so introspective.
Granted, but you will blissfully drown in all their gushing waves and splashes and squirts of horny girl-cum.

I genuinely wish that I will live to 130.
orders a round of greyhounds as we discuss the aesthetics of the Haka War Dance
Granted. She was so good, though, that you got instantly addicted to her, and then she moved on, breaking your heart, which you never got over.

Wish I could spend more time in the Seychelles......
Shy Vixen - you beat me by a minute and a half - my comment was actually directed to Sandrita. That being said, I hope to get know you too smile

Mysteria - I'm guessing you were addressing SV lol

Possibly - a Maya Angelou fan - me too!
one really super incredible awesome person whom I'm gald I've gotten to know. smile
if they were from you - goodness yes, especially with some oil, and talking your sweet time.

Do you ever read books or magazines or is it all online now?
no and if I do in the future, I hope it's of the facetious, not malicious, kind

massage: nice and easy, or hard and penetrating?
as we've yet to be acquainted - name your poison at your favourite watering hole.