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GardenerGuy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 62

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fellow canuck Milos Raonic hopefully wrapping up the second set in second round action at the Aussie Open.

edit - that's actually third round, and turned out to be a horrible loss! smile
I've always wanted a much longer second member, positioned under the shorter one, so that it can banana snake its way under and up and....well....you know......
Eating pussy is fantastic and I'll do it until the back of my tongue feels like some mini tongue-muscles or whatever got pulled and my jaw is in almost seething fucking pain. The frenzying temptation to just keep maowing amd maowing on the wet, meaty nectar forces me to push my limits on maxillo-pain threshold lol. I especially like to use just the tip of my tongue, where there's a large concentration of nerve endings, to flick on her clit in a side-to-side, as opposed to up and down, motion. When I do it both ways, almost always the girl I'm with will respond much more intensely to my sideways snake flicks. Try this comparison sometime, and I will bet you ten dollars that side to side pleasuring will prevail for her fulfillment. I also enjoy, so much, gently pulling on each labium until it gently slips from my lips' grip, and watching the wonderful sight of them slowly curling back to their original, heavenly form. oh the site of that.7SpCLn37zko35YAn
Quote by Aragon2
A grey rainy cold winter day
The work routine is a burden
I am glad to chat with my love
She makes my day a lot better.


Is that technically haiku?


Infinite ardor
Lost in her ***fucking frenzy***
Her clit, my cock - YES!
huh - same day.

crummy.

r.i.p.

*thinking of Rubin Kincaid's trademark resigned smirk*

*two beers poured to ground*
a couple times - the best against a baseball outfield fence at four in the morning
"Fritz Lang Interviewed by William Friedkin"

"Buena Vista Social Club"

Zack Galafinakis in "Ferns" asking Justin Beiber: "so when you're in the studio, do you ever think.....um.....'hey what if I don't do something shitty'?"

two part Dick Cavett '79 i-view with Robin Williams - absolute tour de force (no RW fan - he just simply........transcended here)

"The Wonderful, Horrible Life of Leni Riefenstahl"

"The World According to Monsanto"

must.............resist...............long list-making.........impulse
Quote by RichInMich
I've hated people before that I worked with, and have fantasized about being with them.


yes, and I'll wager most people would say the same. And the revenge thing too. I myself haven't, but I get hot under the collar imaging how much more animalistic the shenanigans could likely be. smile
I've had my ear drums blown a couple times from screamers. In apartments, if my gal starts screaming, then I'm not too crazy about the fact that neighbours could likely hear, which dampens the pleasure for me. I doubt there's anyone here who abides that kind of neighbourly ambiance coming through their wall - especially if there's a banging headboard. If a.) no one else is subjected to her unbridled wailing b.) my ear drums have somehow gotten inured to that session and c.) she's trembling with wracking orgasmic shudders, sure - scream away, but otherwise, moaning is preferred, peppered with occasional "ooooohs" and "uuuuuuhhhs" in a super girly way, and saying my name.
that "nice'n locked in" feeling with her legs snaked tight around me......soft cockteasing whisperings in my *right* ear
only 6 1/4 inch long, (lol @ 1/4) but this geezer can still compensate quite fine with performance smile
Quote by emilykiss
Bukowski.


"Women" and "Erections, Ejaculations, and Other Exhibitions" strongly recommended. smile
a multi-factoid factoid from Patton Oswalt: Johnny Cash used to keep ostriches. One one of them kicked his stomach open. As he recuperated in hospital he got hooked on painkilers, which he eventually had to go into rehab for, where he became good friends with Ozzy Osborne.
great - now that Eagles tune is stuck in my head because of the title of this thread.

there were two relationships where I've experienced *varying degrees* of what I *think* is true, almost unconditional love, but I'm sure the next woman in my life will once again re-define that word for me.
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unless I get like Bill Bixby and they start to go a little green perhaps.....
Quote by hayley
the fact that i am tall, blonde with a reasonable cleavage and tight bottom has absolutely nothing to do with it


on no nothing AT ALL to do with it