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GardenerGuy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 62

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good to see all the Amy Shumer love....
Katherine O'Hara
Anderea Martin
Madelaine Kahn
Teri Garr
Amy Poehler
Carol Burnett
Maria Bamford
Gilda Radner
my fave: the rockin' Sarah Bernhard (she came by Victoria just after she did "King of Comedy" - holy fuck was she funny)
all the gals in "Picnicface"
Kaitlin Olsen from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" - she RULES
Keanu Reeves - a study in self-absorbed, chiselled vacuousness of the highest order.
Vin Deisel
Pauly Shore
Rob Schneider
Russel Brand
Mel Gibson
Stephen Seagall
Jack McBrayer (blonde, toothy, preening milksop from 30 Rock)
Adam Sandler (not even in "Punch Drunk Love". He was ok getting tuned up by Bob Barker in "Happy Gilmore", though)
Jean Claude Van Damme
Tim Allen
David Caruso

seriously - don't get me started


a Tom Cruise exception - in "Magnolia" - hilariously entertaining self-caricature
a Nicholas Cage exception - I didn't mind "him"/"them" in "Adaptation"
I'm pretty sure the trailer for "Eraserhead" that I saw eons ago was completely silent.
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Bill Maher. He is very misunderstood, but he good points on many things, and is very funny too. I've seen many of his HBO specials, and I'm always laughing.


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Louis C.K., easily. He's the everyday guy who can bust out the funniest lines from just the mundane. His show on FX, "Louie", is damningly hilarious, too.


and Zack Galafanikis behind the piano, or doing the ferns thing (which isn't stand-up, admittedly, but the first one is, in a proppy kinda way lol)

Carlin, Pryor, Steven Wright, pre-tv Gary Shandling, Lenny Bruce, but the greatest......

*Mr. Neil Hamburger*

(And Doug Stanhope has good moments)

Bob and Ray

envelope-pushing Andy Kaufman
incredibly goofy-looking (yet torturous) on-the-spot cardio thing and weights six days a week.
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teleportation. It would really make my life easier.

yeah, kinda like Sun Ra smile


to take on grizzly bears, like Troy Hurtubise does
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I have done it watching a live video feed of myself biggrin

XD!!!!!

pics - a linger, perhaps
working just Mondays and Fridays until March when it picks up again with the gardening business, so Mondays right now are like a second Friday. smile
"Skeptical Inquirer" bookmarked - thanks.
nice to come across some lucid thinking now and then
great - so not only did I not get ONE. FRICKING. WINK. OF. SLEEP. last night, but I was also hit with what I call a "night terror" ("sleep paralysis" in wikipedia). I've been hit by them maybe five times in my life, and each time.....

When one of them happens, I'm usually in a semi-sleepy state, and always (I think) on my back when one comes on. It's like - gigantic hands pressing HARD down on me, pressing my body further down into the mattress - almost like someone is literally lying down on top of me and trying to pin me there.

And I'm completely paralyzed - absolutely no way I can move, and at times it feels like some evil entity is passing over me, and I don't want to open my eyes - quite freaky as shit, actually.

Luckily the paralysis lasts no more than maybe thirty seconds, I figure, but manoman it sure is a major buzzkill.

Apparently they're the result of (hey wouldn't ya know) lack of sleep lol.
Carl Reiner (91) and Mel Brooks (87) watch tv together every night between 7 and 10 pm.
If I was stuck with Tom Hanks from "Castaway" then I'd like to leave the island as soon as possible.
Dostoevsky's father was killed by his own serfs who held him down and drowned him in vodka.
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I tend to keep things private. My life is on lock-down. But I'm opening up on Lush...

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I can be opinionated one moment and quiet and shy the next


ditto - thanks

and my eye-rolling, cheezy attempts at fiction here lol
"That's a honey of an anklet you're wearing, Mrs. Dietrichson." - Double Indemnity
wow is Messi Messi, or what? After a two-month ham injury he comes on as a sub late in last Saturday's game and pots two goals in the last five fucking minutes of the game. This gives me a fucking sports orgasm. (mind you - against Getafe) The little punky fuck rules the planet, basically. And he totally looks like a little punk! Great - now he has to play chippy Atletico Madrid this week-end - hopefully they'll just sub him late again so he doesn't get hacked by those dung-turds.
huh - couldn't locate "not worthy " smiley.
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It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.


ok that is one is actually understandable. (sheepish admittance to repeat offending on that one)

starting to think, though.......would that be.....designs of animal legs ON your boots, or actual pieces of animal legs stuffed IN your boots? At first, I thought the latter.
Rule 6: There is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...... rule 6.

Rule 7: (all in chorus) No pooftas!
one of my very few vices: Ben and Jerry's New York Fudge Chunk ice cream.
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Now Mr Links is there something you're trying to tell me or is it a tease?


really? kinda like this last linking I just did? I didn't realise I was excessively linking lol, and I'm not sure if I want to inquire into what that might connote, either lol. All due respected.

can't remember if Hedy Lemarr was mentioned.
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Nice to see the It Girl mentioned and the list of old stars. I think you missed some;
Carole Lombard,
Betty Grable,
Merle Oberon
and I've already said
Claudette Colbert


yeah they crossed my mind, along with Norma Shearer, Deborah Kerr, vampish Theda Bara, Bob Newhart, and Alexis Smith (the last one having maybe the sexiest eyes I've ever, EVER seen), but they just didn't quite get shortlisted. Also I'm trying to keep my long list-making tendencies under control lol.

that Susan Hayward photo was heavenly.

edit: Pam Grier

ok last ocd edit - Sonia Braga, Aishwarya Rai, ***Eesha Narang***
Jean Harlow
Rita Hayworth
Grace Kelly
Bipasha Basu
Lana Turner
Brigette Bardot
Audrey Hepburn
Sophia Loren
Ava Gardiner
Marlene Dietrich
Julie Newmar
Clara Bow (such a doll face!)
Betty Page
Catherine Deneuve (can't believe I haven't seen her name yet – did I miss?)
Barbie Benton (yes – Barbie Benton – makes “bubbly” something actually truly hot)
not sure if this is the correct thread for this post, considering its lack of upbeatness, (not loungey enough lol) but I think it'll feel better to get this off my chest...A piece that my recently-passed mum practiced - then eventually perfected - during 70's divorce, which was therapeutic for her, and a primal memory for me that I hope to take to my own grave:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6c9L8S5RZY
as she left us, my sisters and I holding her hand, this was on the stereo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDOL7iY8kfo
and finally - idly watching a Bowie retrospective on tv a while back and this inadvertently became kinda the theme of the whole damn thing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAo7YeRkJYo
anyway enough of being a bringdown - back immediately to regular programming lol....