wow this great, majestic piece always beats me up every time. Levon Helm in particular is top rate here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jREUrbGGrgM
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[quote=]cooldaddy what are 'boy shorts'?
slightly bigger booty shorts?
a mix of sheer with curliqueing lace, other times silk. I like how a different colour can instantly become my favourite colour.
slightly bigger booty shorts?
a mix of sheer with curliqueing lace, other times silk. I like how a different colour can instantly become my favourite colour.
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My deep, tender feelings for you are like incontinence - I can barely contain myself! (but can I depend on you?)
You make me feel an Olympian - I'm carrying a torch for you.
You make me like an Olympic gymnast - I'm going head over heels for you.
" " " " " " bobsledder - I wanna slide right in ya!
" " " " " " skeetshooter - PING! arrow right through you
" " " " " " judge - *flips 10 card over*
ok ok this Olympic franchise has "run" its course.
edit - those quotes were supposed to appear more spaced apart (like they did in preview lol)
You make me feel an Olympian - I'm carrying a torch for you.
You make me like an Olympic gymnast - I'm going head over heels for you.
" " " " " " bobsledder - I wanna slide right in ya!
" " " " " " skeetshooter - PING! arrow right through you
" " " " " " judge - *flips 10 card over*
ok ok this Olympic franchise has "run" its course.
edit - those quotes were supposed to appear more spaced apart (like they did in preview lol)
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looking forward to Messi's return this week-end
damn the premier league race this year will look EXTREMELY interesting. My Blues beat Liverpool recently and I had to laugh at another Man U (at home) loss to the Spurs.
Dan Tan must be stopped.
damn the premier league race this year will look EXTREMELY interesting. My Blues beat Liverpool recently and I had to laugh at another Man U (at home) loss to the Spurs.
Dan Tan must be stopped.
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hm - I didn't mind that kiss, though.
is that return policy still in effect?
< ok I have absolutely no idea what that smiley means - I think it's funky as all get out, though.
is that return policy still in effect?
< ok I have absolutely no idea what that smiley means - I think it's funky as all get out, though. 
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Harriet Anderson in Bergman's "Sawdust and Tinsel"
Anitra Ford
Barbara Steele
Bridget Bardot in "And God Created Woman"
Anitra Ford
Barbara Steele
Bridget Bardot in "And God Created Woman"
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The following is for those, who, for whatever reason, don't feel comfortable posting in here but could use maybe a friendly reminder or two.
from Ivan in comments section on article in lol > artofmanliness.com < (one of the funnier URL's I've read on a while)......
"...........i think what might be most important about it is that mr. leahy honestly lets you know that depression will recur. i’ve found that (1) i need to be ready for mine; (2) my depression has morphed over the years, shifting shapes and guises, so it needs watching; and (3) being depressed these days is never as stomach-clutchingly dark as it was at its worst, some 20 years ago. you learn to spot it, guage its progress and cut it off at the pass with a brisk walk, some clear thinking, a good book, the sight and sound of a close friend, or, miraculously enough, just a hearty, self-generated laugh: you have to let depresssion know that you’re onto its tricks and that it does not rule."
yeah and grueling, 1/2 hr minimum, on-the-verge-of-blacking-out exercise certainly makes for a fine endorphin release...
from Ivan in comments section on article in lol > artofmanliness.com < (one of the funnier URL's I've read on a while)......
"...........i think what might be most important about it is that mr. leahy honestly lets you know that depression will recur. i’ve found that (1) i need to be ready for mine; (2) my depression has morphed over the years, shifting shapes and guises, so it needs watching; and (3) being depressed these days is never as stomach-clutchingly dark as it was at its worst, some 20 years ago. you learn to spot it, guage its progress and cut it off at the pass with a brisk walk, some clear thinking, a good book, the sight and sound of a close friend, or, miraculously enough, just a hearty, self-generated laugh: you have to let depresssion know that you’re onto its tricks and that it does not rule."
yeah and grueling, 1/2 hr minimum, on-the-verge-of-blacking-out exercise certainly makes for a fine endorphin release...
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Although I like vegging out and watching it in on a lazy, summer afternoon (stoned), I have not the slightest fucking idea what's going on in a cricket game.
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In The Ring, the stop-motion-y way the girl comes out of the well (and then out of the tv set), and the freaked-out corpse in the closet, are the only things I can think of that gave me some heeby-jeebies in quite some time.
The only other scary film moment I can think of, in the first Hallowe'en - whenever Micheal popped up, out of nowhere, the soundtrack would always blare a super loud synthesizer riff each time - quite effective, especially for a flick made for $300,000.
The only other scary film moment I can think of, in the first Hallowe'en - whenever Micheal popped up, out of nowhere, the soundtrack would always blare a super loud synthesizer riff each time - quite effective, especially for a flick made for $300,000.
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Zippy the Pinhead.
lmao yes the great, inestimable Mr. Griffiths.......
Corner Gas
Red Green Show < ok you have to be kidding me
Benny Hill was funny maybe 3 or 4% of the time
Frazier
Roseanne (ok at times I got the odd chuckle out of some of her zingers, but way too infrequently)
How I Met Your Mom
I really, really, really tried to give Curb Your Enthusiasm a chance, but now I simply want to contract myself out on Larry David.
Golden Girls
Malcolm in the Middle
Freaks and Geeks
Family Ties
glad to see I'm not the only Seinfeld non-fan.
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"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
Real Time with Bill Maher
Hockey Night in Canada (kinda ongoing lol)
whenever Tim and Eric, or ATFH, spew out a new season.
whenever Bill Moyers does something.
Real Time with Bill Maher
Hockey Night in Canada (kinda ongoing lol)
whenever Tim and Eric, or ATFH, spew out a new season.
whenever Bill Moyers does something.
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If it's in the wee morning hours and we've been asleep already, then sure - a somnambulistic crawling-over-and-humping will suffice in the dark (as my imagination roams as much as my blind hands) - otherwise, I like (preferably indirect) lighting to appreciate who I'm fucking.
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Sandra Bullock
Jennifer Aniston
Julia Roberts
Sarah Jessica Parker
Cameron Diaz
Angelina Jolie
Jennifer Aniston
Julia Roberts
Sarah Jessica Parker
Cameron Diaz
Angelina Jolie
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anyone trying to lucidly explain to me the following:
metaphysics
existentialism
deconstructionism
epistemology
most financialese
metaphysics
existentialism
deconstructionism
epistemology
most financialese
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Chelsea/Dortmund/Barca
love that now-iconic image of Jurgen Klopp on sidelines with "the yellow wall" looming in the background.
love that now-iconic image of Jurgen Klopp on sidelines with "the yellow wall" looming in the background.
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the usuals:
her eye contact as she removes her coat/jacket.
a well-perfumed new acquaintance finding subtle ways for physical contact by either placing a hand on me to accentuate a laugh, or inconspicuous (and constant) hand grazing in close proximity, or letting her hair whip close if possible, cultivating her palpably seductive essence.
her foot rocking up and down when she crosses her legs. (quite often if she's had a round or two, maybe wanting to cause trouble)
random acts of lap-dancing tittie-face-washing
perfumed panty ambushes (in my lunch bag; when I pull away the sheets; in my hockey bag; around rear-view mirror)
her nail softly up my right backside
her eye contact as she removes her coat/jacket.
a well-perfumed new acquaintance finding subtle ways for physical contact by either placing a hand on me to accentuate a laugh, or inconspicuous (and constant) hand grazing in close proximity, or letting her hair whip close if possible, cultivating her palpably seductive essence.
her foot rocking up and down when she crosses her legs. (quite often if she's had a round or two, maybe wanting to cause trouble)
random acts of lap-dancing tittie-face-washing
perfumed panty ambushes (in my lunch bag; when I pull away the sheets; in my hockey bag; around rear-view mirror)
her nail softly up my right backside
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I want to run my gardening business into my 100's, so, yeah, I like it.
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one of the advantages of stand-up fucking - with the lady wrapped around me I can perambulate to the bathroom, where either she or I can release, then perambulate elsewhere.
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Last Month At a Bar:
to set the scene... I am quietly sitting near the bar, texting on my Blackberry.
A guy sitting nearby comes over, gives me his most winning smile and says "Are you sending a text to Tiger Woods... you look like you could be one of his girls... I mean... in a good way".
Not kidding.
Complement...NOT
yes - that's quite rough lol
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Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only Ten-I-SEE! Get it? ;) lol
lol
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Did ya fart? 'Cos ya just blew me away!
My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just cant hold it in!
You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beauty is only a light switch
kudos! commendable!
(with John Cleese Hungarian accent): Will you come back home to my place - bouncy, bouncy.............................you great poof.
oh - no those aren't rolled-up socks stuffed down the front of my pants..........I guess, I'm........." (trail off, coyly)
hey I saw you sittin on the end of the bar and was hoping that my aunt's water retention might ease off a little, hopefully in time for her physical. Anyway you got a couple bucks I can borrow for bus?
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While I'm not the most rabid fan of Jack Nicholson, he totally shit-kicked me in that scene near the end of "Five Easy Pieces", where he tries to make peace with his long-estranged, mute father, played by Will Geer. The way Nicholson SO GRADUALLY breaks down puts a lump in my throat. That is my definition of acting.
Also reminds me of Sally Field at the end of "Sybil" where she repeatedly yells "I hate her!" upon realising the main wellspring of her troubles - her mother. The primal intensity of it was absolutely galvanizing.
The opening tracking shots in "The Player", "Touch of Evil", and "Boogie Nights", and the ones in "Goodfellas" and "Weekend". Those are scenes, aren't they? Can't remember the Max Ophuls film that had a nifty tracking shot of a waiter holding aloft a tray and zipping through a crowd.
in "The Straight Story", Richard Farnsworth around a fire at night, telling a hitchhiker about his take on family.
the "Is it safe?" dentistry hijinks in "Marathon Man"
the bowling alley scene in ""There Will be Blood"
Peter Finch's "I'm mad as hell" rant in "Network"
the opening shot in Polanski's "MacBeth" of the endless tidal flat, as a stick enters the frame from (I think) top right - the witchy-poo's stick!
Ellen Burstyn and Kris Kristofferson's big argument in the restaurant near the end of "Alice Doesn't Live Here".
couldn't find youtube links for the following two TD descriptions, so if you can indulge these long descriptions......
two scenes from "Tin Drum".........where Agnes sits down to dinner with her husband, whom she had just screwed around on with his brother - barely moments before the meal. And the meal itself - EELS! She insists on having a good helping, despite her previous vomiting repulsion to them, and, to her husband's and housekeeper's astonishment, proceeds to absolutely maow down on them, with the most unforgettable, unblinking, staring-straight-ahead look of........losing it? which was indeed the case, totally going kookoo, and the look in her eyes is one that is so intensely in some far away land. Her skin has the most ghostly white pallor (great lighting!). She doesn't say a word. Basically - one heavy fucking meal. Dear lord I hope she didn't have to do too many takes!
The other scene from TD is earlier on, where Agnes hooks up with her brother-in-law in a hotel room. She enters the room and closes the door behind her. Buddy's already at the bed. For a second they just look at each other, and then begin to disrobe, maintaining their substantial distance from one another. I love the way they gradually increase the speed of their stripping - those pesky, time-consuming buttons that the two of them are too methodically German to just tear right off. They lock eyes during this seething-with-volcanic-lust strip show, and to contrast this animal ferocity with the distance they keep between themselves makes for a tension that is almost palpable. You're on the edge of your seat, and like, "ok! get it on, you two!" and when they finally DO get down to business, Oscar, her uber-brat of a son, spies on them from a clock tower, across the street from their window, and does that annoying scream, pointing like the Family Guy monkey.
Welles clumsily groping at shit in the bedroom-destroying scene near the end of "Citizen Kane". Let's hope not too many takes for that one either.
the only scene I remember from "True Romance" where Hopper lectures Walken about his Moor roots.
in "Magnolia" - Frank Mackey's interview, and the frog storm. And any Reilly/Walters scenes.
any food-eating scene in "Frenzy". Also that creepy, silent, up the stairs/back down the stairs tracking shot at Rusk's place.
Bill Pullman talking to the eyebrowless Robert Blake in the party in "Lost Highway".
King Arthur's sword fight vs. the Black Knight in ".....Holy Grail"
Also reminds me of Sally Field at the end of "Sybil" where she repeatedly yells "I hate her!" upon realising the main wellspring of her troubles - her mother. The primal intensity of it was absolutely galvanizing.
The opening tracking shots in "The Player", "Touch of Evil", and "Boogie Nights", and the ones in "Goodfellas" and "Weekend". Those are scenes, aren't they? Can't remember the Max Ophuls film that had a nifty tracking shot of a waiter holding aloft a tray and zipping through a crowd.
in "The Straight Story", Richard Farnsworth around a fire at night, telling a hitchhiker about his take on family.
the "Is it safe?" dentistry hijinks in "Marathon Man"
the bowling alley scene in ""There Will be Blood"
Peter Finch's "I'm mad as hell" rant in "Network"
the opening shot in Polanski's "MacBeth" of the endless tidal flat, as a stick enters the frame from (I think) top right - the witchy-poo's stick!
Ellen Burstyn and Kris Kristofferson's big argument in the restaurant near the end of "Alice Doesn't Live Here".
couldn't find youtube links for the following two TD descriptions, so if you can indulge these long descriptions......
two scenes from "Tin Drum".........where Agnes sits down to dinner with her husband, whom she had just screwed around on with his brother - barely moments before the meal. And the meal itself - EELS! She insists on having a good helping, despite her previous vomiting repulsion to them, and, to her husband's and housekeeper's astonishment, proceeds to absolutely maow down on them, with the most unforgettable, unblinking, staring-straight-ahead look of........losing it? which was indeed the case, totally going kookoo, and the look in her eyes is one that is so intensely in some far away land. Her skin has the most ghostly white pallor (great lighting!). She doesn't say a word. Basically - one heavy fucking meal. Dear lord I hope she didn't have to do too many takes!
The other scene from TD is earlier on, where Agnes hooks up with her brother-in-law in a hotel room. She enters the room and closes the door behind her. Buddy's already at the bed. For a second they just look at each other, and then begin to disrobe, maintaining their substantial distance from one another. I love the way they gradually increase the speed of their stripping - those pesky, time-consuming buttons that the two of them are too methodically German to just tear right off. They lock eyes during this seething-with-volcanic-lust strip show, and to contrast this animal ferocity with the distance they keep between themselves makes for a tension that is almost palpable. You're on the edge of your seat, and like, "ok! get it on, you two!" and when they finally DO get down to business, Oscar, her uber-brat of a son, spies on them from a clock tower, across the street from their window, and does that annoying scream, pointing like the Family Guy monkey.
Welles clumsily groping at shit in the bedroom-destroying scene near the end of "Citizen Kane". Let's hope not too many takes for that one either.
the only scene I remember from "True Romance" where Hopper lectures Walken about his Moor roots.
in "Magnolia" - Frank Mackey's interview, and the frog storm. And any Reilly/Walters scenes.
any food-eating scene in "Frenzy". Also that creepy, silent, up the stairs/back down the stairs tracking shot at Rusk's place.
Bill Pullman talking to the eyebrowless Robert Blake in the party in "Lost Highway".
King Arthur's sword fight vs. the Black Knight in ".....Holy Grail"
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Anybody who doesn't like python is because your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberry!
yeah I generally tend to fart in the general direction of haters, myself.
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I am a Monty Python person and I usually like other Monty Python people.
lol - I like, too.
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Loved it, tho a little worried about a *Comeback* - you know? A bit like going back to a place that you knew long, long ago.
The old adage.."Never go back...!"
yeah - I wonder, too.......new shit?.......re-hashed stuff?
looks almost like Tim the Enchanter in your avatar lol!
Sure, at times their tv episodes could lag, but on the whole, their shining moments eclipsed any of their film's shining moments. Grail, which I think was their strongest flick, doesn't compare (to me) to some episode gems like:
How to Do It
127th Annual Twit of the Year Show
disgusting funeral parlour sketch where Chapman suggests that Cleese's mother should be eaten
Mr. Pither's Bicycling Tour
Confuse-a-Cat
the Attila the Hun Show
Scott of the Antarctic
Mr. Neutron
the truly spectacular Most Disgusting Families Competition episode
Salad Days (fuckin eh Peckinpah take-off)
Marriage Guidance Councillor (Idle and Cleveland here are great)
Bicycle Repairman
Dirty Fork in Restaurant
Dull Life of a City Stockbroker
Crunchy Frog choclatier
dolt boxer Kenny Clear-Air System
Ron Obvious
"My hovercraft is full of eels!......My nipples explode with the life!!!!!!!"
Ken Shabby
cops with weird voices
Village Idiot
Mrs, Niggerbaiter explodes
Pantomime Horse/Queen
Anne Elk's Theory on the Brontosaurus
Gumby Brain Surgeons
the Mr. and Mrs. Snivelling Little Rat-faced Gits
Spot the Looney
Pasolini Cricket Film
Toupee Dept sketch in Micheal Ellis episode
The Bishop
and, my fave - The Visitors sketch, featuring Brian Equator (probably my fave Cleese character)
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sounds like what most boys do.
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It is sad when you do get better news from satire than the real media outlets but then at the heart of every great comedy is a tragedy.
nicely put - seconded.
I especially like the correspondents Jason Jones and Samantha Bee (a couple, btw). Too bad John Oliver's leaving, and yeah, he definitely deserves his own show. I wouldn't be surprised if JS eventually gets into politics.
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Introduced, quietly
This monk – to you, my sweet nun
I remove your thong (couldn't decide between that or “Your thong in my teeth”)
Her flower petals
of perfumed sweet lace and myrrh
What the fuck is myrrh?
Oscar and Felix
Unlikeliest of roommates
Not gay, just rejects
All-poutine diet
Eventual prolapse looms
Mr. Creosote
Japanese garden
Fusing plants, rocks and water
I'll smash that koto
Fucking won't load
Been goin on for six days
Actually – it's true
Bearded men on slopes
Meditating on mountains
For naked counsel
This monk – to you, my sweet nun
I remove your thong (couldn't decide between that or “Your thong in my teeth”)
Her flower petals
of perfumed sweet lace and myrrh
What the fuck is myrrh?
Oscar and Felix
Unlikeliest of roommates
Not gay, just rejects
All-poutine diet
Eventual prolapse looms
Mr. Creosote
Japanese garden
Fusing plants, rocks and water
I'll smash that koto
Fucking won't load
Been goin on for six days
Actually – it's true
Bearded men on slopes
Meditating on mountains
For naked counsel