stumble blindfolded lol
stay resilient
anticipate setbacks
represent proudly
avoid detention
that raffish Roger Thornhill character in "North by Northwest" lol
ok seriously - there's no way I can do just one, so, for the just the TIP of the iceberg -
Chauncey Gardiner (Peter Sellers - "Being There")
Frank Booth (Dennis Hopper - "Blue Velvet")
blustery top dog type (Alec Baldwin - "Glengarry Glen Ross")
Sigourney Weaver in "Death and the Maiden"
Ben (Warren Oates - "Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia")
Ben (Dean Stockwell - "Blue Velvet")
yeah alright - the Dude
Jack Nicholson in "Five Easy Pieces"
Jonathan (Raymond Massey - "Arsenic and Old Lace")
Molly Parker in "Suspicious River"
Rupert Pupkin (Robert De Niro - "King of Comedy")
the killer rabbit from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
Harry Lime (Orson Welles - "The Third Man")
Captain Hank Quinlan (Welles, "Touch of Evil")
Imelda Staunton as "Vera Drake"
Bruce Campbell in "Bubba Ho Tep"
Alvin (Richard Farnsworth - "Straight Story")
Withnail (Richard E. Grant - "Withnail and I")
Julianne Moore in "Safe"
Nigel Tufnel (Christopher Guest - "This is Spinal Tap")
Benjamin Bradlee (Jason Robards - "All the President's Men")
Maria (Hanna Schygulla - "Marriage of Maria Braun")
Spider Mike (John Leguizamo - "Spun")
Rahad (Alfred Molina - "Boogie Nights")
and the uber-oscar goes to........Kieth Pratt (Roger Sloman - "Nuts in May")
right - I realise that only "a" song opening was requested, but there's so many cajillions of them - I'll make these the last ones:
"Hello darkness my old friend....." - S + G
"Out here in the fields......" - The Who (Baba O'Reilly)
"Imagine me and you, I do......I think about you day and night, it's only right." - The Turtles (Happy Together)
"Didn't I make you feeeeel........Like yooooooouuuu were the ooooon-ly maaa-aa-aaaaan?" Janis Joplin (Take Another Little Piece of My Heart)
edit (I KNEW there was one I was forgetting):
(from the saddest all-time song): "It's a god-awful small affair, to the girl with the mousy hair" - David Bowie (Life on Mars)
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who seriously contemplated an artisanal potpourri business.......ok scrap that
With much aplomb,
I did beseech,
Into her bed,
And found our niche.
And found our Nietszche?
and ate her peach?
reminisced about Reggie Leach?
dissed the shittiness of the acting of Stacy Keach?
I can only think of a worst one - McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime". I'd really like to hyperblast that one into smithereens.
I think I can tolerate most stuff as long as there's minimal amounts of accordion, bagpipes, pan-flutes (if I was paid enough I would gladly contract myself out on Zamfir), auto-tuned-based pitch correction (Cher's vocals in "Believe").
Also - power ballads by mid-80s pop-metal bands.
Actually a lot of over-produced crap from the 80's lol.
"They're out there." - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
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"Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man, of wealth, and fame." - the Stones
about six Beatles beginnings ("In My Life", "Norwegian Wood" "A Day in the Life" immediately come to mind)
"Ain't no sunshine when sheeeee's gone." - Bill Withers
"Rising with the morning sun" - Otis Redding (Sitting on the Dock of the Bay)
"Crazy, I'm crazy for feeling so lonely" - Patsy Cline (Crazy)
"There lived......a house.......in New Orrrrr-leans" - The Animals
"Well we all, came, out, to Mon-treeaaauuux" - Deep Purple (Smoke on the Water)
"There's a time to fuck, and a time to crave, but the Shah sleeps, in Lee Harvey's graaaaaaave!!!!" - The Butthole Surfers (The Shah Sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave)
"Oh oh yes.......I'm the great.......pre-he-ten-hen-derrrrrrrr." - The Platters