My safe-word I sadly forgot
Goes something like ‘forget-me-not’
Got in such trouble
Flogging instead leaves nice little streaks
The warmest of glows on my tiny cheeks
I see your desire
To be set on fire
Driven again to very high peaks
When spanking is just not enough
Flogging instead leaves nice little streaks
The warmest of glows on my tiny cheeks
Stroking your cheek as she reddened your bottom
Tingles and desire begin to blossom
Nice hand prints appear
On my little pink rear
Stroking your cheek as she reddened your bottom
Tingles and desire begin to blossom
Rob tries to seduce the girls
But round their little fingers he twirls
Hope reigns eternal
Roses are red
Rob, please don’t forget
‘Tis better to plan
Than to be in a sweat
Though six weeks away
Time slips by fast
Selecting a costume
Can’t wait to the last
For adult trick or treat
We have to decide
To expose this or that
What to show, what to hide
And what All Hallow’s Eve
Would not be complete
With no face on the gourd
No easy feat
‘Twas said at one time
Even by a male
Failure to plan
Is planning to fail
Chris couldn't hear very well
Her ears between the thighs of Adele
Adele said “don’t stop,
or i'll start using my crop."
Pink on the inside.. just the way i like it
Sheila was in love with Annie Mae
Wanting to prove it as they lay
Naked together sharing a kiss
But alas something felt amiss
Perhaps it was that silly beret
Chris couldn't hear very well
There once was a fella named Jack.
Who was an amnesiac
He could fuck you one evening
With all sorts of feeling
mmmmmmmm - finger lickin' good
Michelle likes a nice anisette
To share with a sexy brunette
She flaunts moderation
Belying high station
You have something on your chin
When Mickey asked Minnie if she "did it"
She blushed at how well she hid it
Wet feathers a clue
Pussy covered with dew
Walt did his best to forbid it
There once was a nurse from Paducah
When Mickey asked Minnie if she "did it"
She blushed at how well she hid it
Wet feathers a clue
Alice Cooper, the crazy ole fart
Liked to bite chickens he got at the mart
Cant imagine what he fucked
Wonder if he was cucked
He gave my neurosis a kick start
When Mickey asked Minnie if she "did it"
Alice Cooper, the crazy ole fart
Liked to bite chickens he got at the mart
Cant imagine what he fucked
Of some on these pages we dream
Such dreams that we soon start to cream
A mewl or sigh
A glint in the eye
To a tranquil world on a moonbeam
Alice Cooper, the crazy ole fart
Of some on these pages we dream
Such dreams that we soon start to cream
A mewl or sigh
The spinach had done him no good
He tried to add bulk if he could
Olive Oyl did sleep around
Made Popeye watch while he was bound
The bitch made him watch
He stuck it in her back door
She wailed "if only a little bit more"
He pushed in the other
'Til she screamed MOTHER...
And completely impaled on the floor
Olive Oyl did sleep around
He stuck it in her back door
She wailed "if only a little bit more"
A cranky old man named Billy Joe
Couldn't get his girlfriend to flow
Tried all sorts of tricks
From cunnilingus to pics
A cranky old man named Billy Joe
Couldn't get is girlfriend to flow
A petite young lass from West Isle
Had a sure cure for the piles
A big dick in the ass
Pushed back en masse
A petite young lass from West Isle
Had a sure cure for the piles
Sally's kitty was always wet
Ready to pounce, to aid and abet
Was nice and slick
And something to flick
