Sally's kitty was always wet
Ready to pounce, to aid and abet
Her sister took up running instead
Also endowed, they bounced off her head
A swimmer I know like to float
With those boobs she did like to gloat
Forty four double Ds
That hung to her knees
A swimmer I know like to float
With those boobs she did like to gloat
A rancher in Texas I met
Would make me exceedingly wet
They say things are bigger
And on a hair trigger
A rancher in Texas I met
Would make me exceedingly wet
They each took a turn going down
In the group 'twas 'nary a frown
Then one beefy sister
Decided to fist her
They each took a turn going down
In the group 'twas 'nary a frown
If shagging a Royal is treason
Don’t do it in hunting season
Fingers on the trigger
Tightest little cunt ever seen
Became known as the squeezing queen
She'd pop his eyes out
Sperm spurting about
Makes RB wish he was eighteen
Speaking of the man of the hour
Tightest little cunt ever seen
Became known as the squeezing queen
She'd pop his eyes out
She came from out of the blue
Her vagina surgically new
A born again virgin
From a Brazilian surgeon
Now they will not fall through
Tightest little cunt ever seen
She came from out of the blue
Her vagina surgically new
A born again virgin
There once was a fellow named Lester
Who wanted to be a court jester
The King he jerked off
In exchange for a boff
And the Queen, he would simply molest her.
She came from out of the blue
There once was a fellow named Lester
Who wanted to be a court jester
The King he jerked off
A fat old copper named Andy
Would cover his night-stick in candy
And invite young men
He’d bugger and then
Randy Andy was feeling jimdandy
There once was a fellow named Lester
She lifted her skirt in Times Square
And diddled in front of the Mayor
He smiled with glee
As he popped the chablis
She lifted her skirt in Times Square
And diddled in front of the Mayor
A beautiful gal named Shell
Had feelings she needed to quell
With a moment alone
A restrained little moan
A beautiful gal named Shell
Had feelings she needed to quell
Tom had a "blowup friend" he called Ann
They engaged in activities still banned
With three holes to fuck
And no dinner tab he's stuck
Tom had a "blowup friend" he called Ann
They engaged in activities still banned
Lenny drove his car like a demon
Passengers never stop screamin'
Knuckles turn white
Holding on tight
Lenny drove his car like a demon
Passengers never stop screamin'
A promise not a mark she will leave
Knowing her, not sure i believe
A wee bit aggressive
Which reminds me i must call my dominatrix
It's been quite some time since my last pain fix
A little rope bunny
A feather that's funny
And the clips on my nips will transfix
A promise not a mark she will leave
Which reminds me i must call my dominatrix
It's been quite some time since my last pain fix
A little rope bunny
Sweaty and thrusting her hips
While locked onto another's lips
Grinding and sliding
Mounting ad riding
Tingles from there to my tiny nips
Which reminds me i must call my dominatrix
Sweaty and thrusting her hips
While locked onto another's lips
Grinding and sliding
Now Dan really lived up to his name
His dick bringing fortune and fame
Accomplished with a pump
He'd impale your rump
Every inch so worthy of acclaim
Sweaty and thrusting her hips
