Amanda was quite the contortionist
While fucking, considered an exorcist
Juli's been always quite willing
All a gal needs is a shilling
I offered a penny
She insisted on twenty
Voluptuous Vicki from Venice
Required a substantial penance
For deeds most licentious
In a gondola, how pretentious!
But spectators saw no repentance
She bought a new chastity belt
Voluptuous Vicki from Venice
Required a substantial penance
For deeds most licentious
A big bouncy beauty named Bella
With pussy lips like umbrellas
Spring loaded, they'd open
A man with a shiny bald head
Slid down between thighs that were spread
Used the top of his pate
Over which her clitty would skate
A man with a shiny bald head
Slid down between thighs that were spread
She also had quite a large clit
So long it hung down in her slit
Looked like a small dick
But not quite as thick
She also had quite a large clit
So long it hung down in her slit
Nancy had long, pink nipples
Replete with rings of ripples
With a pinch and a twist
Begging to be kissed
Roses are red
What have I done?
Absent myself when
The fun’s just begun
Back to embrace
As imagery takes flight
And the sweet reverie
To arousing new height
Quietly transported-
A marvelous treat
To read Lynn’s musings
So naughty yet sweet
A baton twirler led the parade
Ends on fire a danger made
Singed her bush
My wife has floppy swinging tits.
And a tongue that just never quits
Gravity ever wins
Words spoken are sins
We'll keep goin' as long as it fits
A baton twirler led the parade
My wife has floppy swinging tits.
And a tongue that just never quits
Gravity ever wins
A coed from down around Austin
Said her studies were just exhaustin'
She needed a break
That naughty old Parson McGee
Loved to diddle his weenie
Amusing the staff
Making them laugh
Comic relief they all did agree
A coed from down around Austin
That naughty old Parson McGee
Loved to diddle his weenie
Amusing the staff
Heterosexual sex
Simple, yet often complex
Conundrum it is
Just hers and his
Too bad she's allergic to latex
That naughty old Parson McGee
Heterosexual sex
Simple, yet often complex
Conundrum it is
While standing in line at the bank
And talking to his boyfriend Hank
I'll make a deposit
Then come out of the closet
Then lower myself on that shank
Heterosexual sex
While standing in line at the bank
and talking to his boyfriend Hank
I'll make a deposit
No panties she wore to the store
Wearing them she always found a bore
Nude under pants or a skirt
Nipples seemingly always pert
She adored that breezy back door.
While standing in line at the bank
She was known as a blithering fool
Hatching schemes so senseless and cruel
But back to the naughtier stuff
There are those that prefer it quite rough
Others like gentle
Beware the price of Rob's restitution
He charges high for a solution
His well-mannered concern
Hides words that are stern
Rob's way of circumlocution
But back to the naughtier stuff
Beware the price of Rob's restitution
He charges high for a solution
His well-mannered concern
An ugly old maid from South Park
Liked fellating young men in the dark
The guys that she pleased
Loved how she teased
If provoked, she had teeth like a shark
Reaching for the custom-made flogger,
Would quiet the demons that dog her
She spread open wide
The large X she eyed
Self-flagellation she began to confer
Beware the price of Rob's restitution
An ugly old maid from South Park
Promised she'd not leave a mark
The dude said, "Damn,
You should know how I am,
And covet your delectable trademark."
Reaching for the custom-made flogger,
An ugly old maid from South Park
Promised she'd not leave a mark
