But her girlfriend loved every single quirk
Not above playing at work
Did things in the loo
That many do too
But her girlfriend loved every single quirk
Not above playing at work
A darling delinquent named Daisy
Moral disposition a little bit hazy
Tended towards kink
often using a mink
A darling delinquent named Daisy
Moral disposition a little bit hazy
Jane's ass play was quite stimulating
She'd dive in without hesitating
"Slip it in deeply", she ordered
"My distinct pleasure," he offered
She flipped onto her front
A tight little cunt
"Slip it in deeply", she ordered
"My distinct pleasure," he offered
Tom had set some sort of record
Made his way to the top of the board
He could reach the walls
Tom promised never to tell
Theresa was diddling well
Her fingers were flying
Tom found it satisfying
Pesky swelling she managed to quell
Tom had set some sort of record
Tom promised never to tell
Theresa was diddling well
Her fingers were flying
Theresa would tickle Tom's taint
Revealing remarkable restraint
Asking 'What would it gain us...
To diddle his anus?
Theresa would tickle Tom's taint
Revealing remarkable restraint
Jill loved Jack, but used Ted for sex
For Jack's "wood" had far too much flex
So Ted's on, and Jack's off
Try not to scoff
Now things were quite different for Ted
Whose stamina embarrassed a thoroughbred
He could go hard and long
At a pace fast and strong
Now things were quite different for Ted
Whose stamina outdid a thoroughbred
A curious fellow named Jack
Of sex he did lack the knack
Only had morning wood
A function misunderstood
A curious fellow named Jack
Of sex he did lack the knack
It was a sticky mess he made
Paramedics standing by with first aid
Quite endowed was the lad from the village
He used it to plunder and pillage
The girls would all giggle
Their asses they'd wiggle
But using hard words is a sin
Words easy to rhyme are a win
Weirdness is cool
Naughty a tool
Plus now and then showing some skin.
Quite endowed was the lad from the village
But using hard words is a sin
Words easy to rhyme are a win
Weirdness is cool
eems Pliny needs a lesson in counting
Hope it doesn't cause pouting
Four lines are light
But five lines are right
Not really all that confounding.
But using hard words is a sin
Seems Pliny needs a lesson in counting
Hope it doesn't cause pouting
Four lines are light
Wendy loved both girls and boys
Now there's something to having builit-in toys
Fingers and cocks
A slippery box
Which accounts for much of the noise
Seems Pliny needs a lesson in counting
Wendy loved both girls and boys
Now there's something to having builit-in toys
A lady who loved wearing hats
Was not fond of idle bureaucrats
Would kick their butt
While aiming for their nuts
A lady who loved wearing hats
Was not fond of idle bureaucrats
Finding Gloria nude on the couch
One imagines a delicate touch
Given by her own hand
A trip to the holy land
Seems like no reason or rhyme
It happens time after time
Betraying a trust
A chef of renown in Mumbai
Told his wife, "I am sorry. Goodbye."
"I can no longer fake it"
"I'd rather just bake it"
"Or stir-fry like they do in Shanghai."
Seems like no reason or rhyme
