Miranda was frightfully shy
To undress in front of a guy
Her blushes were sweet
Cheeks red as a beet
Things changed when she opened that fly.
Haley expanded her skills
Miranda was frightfully shy
To undress in front of a guy
A feisty young lad named Alan
Could ejaculate cum by the gallon
Non-stop all day
An artist with palette in hand
Was well known across the land
His self-portrait nudes
In tumescent moods
She headed out to walk the streets
And meet up for sexual feats
Tucked in her purse
An inflatable nurse
That offered her own special treats.
An artist with palette in hand
Now Shirley was into all things kink
There were no depths to which she wouldn't sink
Whips and a chain
Pleasure or pain
In her spell with a smile and a wink
A floozie of some ill repute
There was a young fellow from Perth
Whose member was quite a large girth
Won many a prize
Shocked many eyes
After that, a breeze giving birth
A passionate red-headed girl
There was a young fellow from Perth
Whose member was quite a large girth
Won many a prize
For a shag of extended duration
Bringing a good deal of elation
But they found her in bed
A pussy under her head
And 'twixed her legs a sated Croatian.
There was a young fellow from Perth
For a shag of extended duration
Bringing a good deal of elation
But they found her in bed
A toy on the bedside table
Is attached to a USB cable
Plugged into a laptop
The water was warm and clear
As he spied n her from very near
Naked in the hot tub
But some rest and a little more lube
Then some foreplay with a boob
Flicking on the cam
Then yelling "Hot damn!"
"This'll be great on the boob tube."
On the towels it said "Hers and Hers"
But some rest and a little more lube
Then some foreplay with a boob
Flicking on the cam
It’s always a pleasure to play
Exploring many a way
Fingers or toys
All bringing joy
But sore at the end of the day.
But some rest and a little more lube
The ski lift stopped in mid-air
Alone, could be fun, do we dare?
Four tangled skis later
And a kindly lift operator
He liked both girl and boy elves
And they all quite enjoyed themselves
In Naples, a lady's first date
Was a gondola ride with her mate
There once was a man from Atlanta
Who's penis was like a banana
He had quite the curve
And used it with verve
She came from the Greek isle of Sappho
Gave all sorts of sex a real good go
She was down with the sisters
Not so much on the misters
For she was quite skilled with a dildo.
There once was a man from Atlanta
Some went in front and some went in back
The big ones made each orifice slack
Some moans of delight
Some shrieks of fright
But both at once takes a knack
She came from the Greek isle of Sappho
Some went in front and some went in back
The big ones made each orifice slack
Some moans of delight
He leers at the damsels and dames
While they play their coquettish games
One day one will fall
Drawing the wrath of them all
By that time he had found James
A sweetie from Princeton, En Jay
A flirt I know never comes through,
Teasing Rob 'till his balls are blue.
A tight blouse, a skirt, and no panties
To the clubs to troll with no scanties
The girls, they laugh and they giggle
They writhe and they thrust and they wiggle
Her panties slid down to her knees
Showing me just where to tease
I licked and I kissed
Where she pooped and pissed
Well, who could resist?
And after we'll go for Chinese
In my closet a boogeyman hides
In New York, on the Upper East Side
Take a Roosevelt Island Tram ride
Keep your panties on tight
Bluestars reading as she swings
A lullaby on her lips she sings
Her book of prurient sort
The girl from Frisco Bay gasped
As her boyfriend's gas was passed
Her cheeks turned green
told him he was mean
But next time I'll not come unmasked
A sweet little damsel named Brenda
The girl from Frisco Bay gasped
As her boyfriend's gas was passed
Her cheeks turned green
