A lady in Tuscon exclaimed
It was Jack that left me defamed
In the booth at ihop
One was especially endowed
He caused moans particularly loud
Some nearly fainted
As they got acquainted
And he buggered most of the crowd
A lady in Tuscon exclaimed
One was especially endowed
He caused moans particularly loud
Some nearly fainted
The other frats were filled with envy
In a circle with a stroking frenzy
Used spit for lube
While rubbin' their tube
The other frats were filled with envy
In a circle with a stroking frenzy
The ladies are giving it some welly
Frantic movements, belly to belly
The sliding of thighs
The echo of cries
The ladies are giving it some welly
Frantic movements, belly to belly
Jan and Fran made quite a lovely pair
They had a torrid affair
slippin' and slidin'
There once was a young girl named Jan
Who attracted many a man
A perpetual virgin
An aviator named Earhart
Wanted to do her part
She near circled the earth
For what it was worth
Some men like a hole named glory
There was one in the dormitory
It was smooth and round
Where pleasure abounds
Some men like a hole named glory
there was one in the dormitory
A young lad thought it a miracle
His farts made a sound so lyrical
"oh say can you see"
in the key of G
A woman just moved to Vancouver
And bought her a brand new Hoover
The hose was impressive
Her use was very aggressive
Voiding the warranty with some maneuvers
A young lad thought it a miracle
A woman just moved to Vancouver
And bought her a brand new Hoover
The hose was impressive
In the jungle men brandish their spears
Sans thongs they instill many fears.
Their long shafts strike panic
Some even became manic
but no shortage of zealous volunteers
A woman just moved to Vancouver
In the jungle men brandish their spears
Sans thongs they instill many fears.
Their long shafts strike panic
A housewife with time on her hands
Became a groupie of bands
Sans knickers most always
A dowager from Jersey exclaimed
"I didn't do it, I'm not to be blamed"
His dick fell off
A millennial thinking he's debonair
Found he was quite unaware
'bout pleasing a female.
Not wanting to fail
Cruised the forums on lush to prepare.
A dowager from Jersey exclaimed
A millennial thinking he's debonair
Found he was quite unaware
'bout pleasing a female
Jack and Jill went off for a swim
But in the weeds was that voyeur, Jim
He snapped pics with his phone
Caught a shot of Jack's bone
But fancied a look at Jill's quim
A millennial thinking he's debonair
Jack and Jill went off for a swim
but in the weeds was that voyeur, Jim
An old woman who loved to go nude
Which a neighbor thought terribly rude
But he gawked and would stare
At parts perky and fair
An old woman who loved to go nude
Which a neighbor thought terribly rude
A very tall gent resided in Kent
Where the use of his tool paid the rent
So big and thick
Endurance of a stick
A very tall gent resided in Kent
Where the use of his tool paid the rent
He kept Kitty his own little pet
Her skills the talk of the internet
She had her own site
extolling her appetite
He kept Kitty his own little pet
Her skills the talk of the internet
He took the key and he hid it
For it's stated in holy writ
Thou shall not sin
"But fuckit, I'm in."
