He was skilled at omphthaloskepsis
While driving around in his Lexus
There were some close calls
In the south bay I know of a dish
She'll grant you your every wish
A touch so sublime
From that Santa Clara dime
She can serve up quite a knish
He was skilled at omphthaloskepsis
In the south bay I know of a dish
She'll grant you your every wish
A touch so sublime
A mademoiselle from Bordeaux
Was known for the use of her toe
A woman from Paris had a yen
For tall and dark Italian men
Her tastes were refined
Long, thick and behind.
There was a young lady from Rhodes
Who had quite a pair of "nodes"
Zounds!!! what mounds!!!
Two perfect rounds
Attracting crowds by the bus load
There's an oversexed lady named Whyte
There was a young lady from Rhodes
Who had quite a pair of "nodes"
Zounds!!! what mounds!!!
The king was partial to his jester
Prancing around in polyester
Those two men in tights
Exchanging bites
With the royal food tester named Fester
There was a young lady from Rhodes
The king was partial to his jester
Prancing around in polyester
She liked her loving al fresco
'Twas part of her manifesto
She spelled it out clear
Liked the sun on her rear
She liked her loving al fresco
'twas part of her manifesto
It's only human nature after all
To answer that arousal call
There's an inclination
There was a young lady named Astor
Who could bed any guy faster
It was her desperate need
To garner his seed
Which certainly ought to last her
It's only human nature after all
Her pink bottom lay sprawled over his lap
He toyed with her lips then gave her a pat
She felt something poking
She thought, "He's not joking."
"I guess I'll be missing my nap."
There was a young lady named Astor
There was a young lady named Grace
Who had the loveliest face
Her complexion so fine
Alice made it to the hall of fame
Based on quite an unusual game
She'd lay on the grass
And shove it up her ass
Enjoying the public acclaim
There was a young lady named Grace
Alice made it to the hall of fame
Based on quite an unusual game
She'd lay on the grass
A sassy girl from New Jersey
Whose tastes were quite topsy-turvy
Pussy and cock
But never crass schlock
And some other things just a tad murky
Alice made it to the hall of fame
A sassy gal from New Jersey
Whose tastes were quite topsy-turvy
She walked the cobblestone streets of Glasgow
Thinking of Scotch and Bordeaux
When along came a laddie
Whose dick needed a caddie
A flirtatious filly, Fiona
Loved getting it on with Ramona
A girl from Miami named Jane
Tried her best to always abstain
The big bouncy bottom of Brenda
Enlivened the male hacienda
The walls she did shake
A cute little dish from Siam
Who enrolled in a twelve-step program
She beat her addiction
To clitoral friction
A cute little dish from Siam
Who enrolled in a twelve-step program
A sweet little coed from U-Dub
Loved long hot soaks in a tub
she'd sit with a plug
There was an old lady who lived all alone
Whose skills as a writer she did hone
Naughty stories she styled
The badges got piled
"A badge whore," she'd proudly intone
A sweet little coed from U-Dub
There was an old lady who lived all alone
Whose skills as a writer she did hone
Naughty stories she styled
Through the streets of Madrid she did wander
Which gave her lots of time to ponder
Were her prices too low?
Or the offer of "to go"?
Or her talents she just seemed to squander
There was an old lady who lived all alone
Through the streets of Madrid she did wander
Which gave her lots of time to ponder
Were her prices too low?
