Mary was a thorn in her side
Cleopatra was Queen of the Nile
With servants lined up by the mile
She favored the gals
With smooth genitals
Cleopatra was Queen of the Nile
With servants lined up by the mile
A lusher from inside the forum
Managed to adhere to decorum
A wink, a smile was all it took
He replied with a penetrating look
Every girl who passed by
He gave a nice polite hi
Then he'd return to his comic book
King Clovis was a rascally dude
He dreamed of becoming a producer
Searched for his talent and found Cher
She performed for him
Her behavior most prim
"Best" are the words he will use
The point being really abstruse
Orange the new "start of"
A new lexicon of gov
"Best" are the words he will use
The point being really abstruse
He hires people he says are the best
The best at avoiding arrest
But Dems now in charge
With Pelosi at large
He hires people he says are the best
The best at avoiding arrest
An orange politician in DC
Stumbling along in year three
Can't make up his mind
Perhaps should resign
An orange politician in DC
Stumbling along in year three
Now his limericks are quite good as well
His themes are as naughty as hell
Some downright dirty
Others simply flirty
Now his limericks are quite good as well
His themes are as naughty as hell
His poetry known to be legend
Even taking a naughty bend
Metaphors inspired
Similes admired
Dicalguy frequents roses are red
His skill and humor willing to spread
His rhymes are quite numerous
And many are humorous
And he does it all from his bed
His poetry known to be legend
Dicalguy frequents roses are red
His skill and humor willing to spread
That sleepy driver in the highway
If he wishes to see his next birthday
Speaking of that woman, McCoy
She had herself a boy toy
Young and quite thick
RB, that unscrupulous playboy
Had a fleshlight for a toy
It will serve in a pinch
And take every inch
But he'd prefer the real McCoy
Speaking of that woman, McCoy
RB, that unscrupulous playboy
Had a fleshlight for a toy
It will serve in a pinch
A wife loved to torment her husband
Using bondage she is very fond
To leave him for hours
Or give golden showers
And remaining hung up by his wand
RB, that unscrupulous playboy
A crossdressing butler named Jeeves
Who had a surprise up his sleeves
First left, then right
To his master's delight
One gives, the other receives
A libidinous lass from Reno
A crossdressing butler named Jeeves
Who had a surprise up his sleeves
Betty had a naughty butler,
Once she caught him wearing her fur
All wet on his lips
A naughty old Sappho of Greece
Had a mound as soft as fleece
Framing her prize
A sultan in far off Tangiers
Had an odd affinity for queers
A harem of ten
All hairless young men
And all of them found in arrears
A naughty old Sappho of Greece
“THRUSTme” she coyly said
To the man ‘tween her legs giving head
He nibbled her lips
Then kissed her nips
Her legs were not all that was spread
A sultan in far off Tangiers
A lady I know likes to spank
Taking on all social rank
A lad with a penchant for socks
Also loved playing with cocks
