A couple drinking in the cafe
Began to engage in foreplay
They ravish each other
She lets go a gusher
Mary sewed her seeds contrarily
Messy rows that varied scarily
Just tossed anywhere
Tired of solitaire
A May September romance
Can make a young man’s heart dance
Good for the old goose
Her gratitude profuse
For the young, a lovely happenstance
Lizzie Borden had such a temper
A May September romance
Can make a young man’s heart dance
Good for the old goose
An amorous gentleman friend
Wondered where this adventure would end
Checked out all the ladies
From teens to the eighties
It cold be a girl or a guy
its really best not to pry
Though loves to lick
Coochie or dick
It cold be a girl or a guy
its really best not to pry
A cute little hottie from Barstow
Liked to make love allegretto
Slow wasn't her speed
When especially in need
A cute little hottie from Barstow
Liked to make love allegretto
A sweet little lady called Alice
Wanted to reside in a palace
She fucked her way in
A hot dusky maiden in Cuba
Had lips that were fit for a tuba
Could take any glans
A set of twins from Kansas City
With butt plugs that twinkled ‘so pretty’
A matching set
There once was a Bishop in Reims
Who liked fucking in teams
He'd line up the clergy
Had them all begging for mercy
But bugged them all till they screamed
A woman with an oddly shaped coochie
There once was a Bishop in Reims
Who liked fucking in teams
He'd line up the clergy
A sorority diva from UConn
Really loved sucking a bon bon
Though her jaws would get tired
By many, she was still hired
Since she gave out discount coupons
There once was a Bishop in Reims
A sorority diva from UConn
Really loved sucking a bon bon
Though her jaws would get tired
The lady was quite fond of Vaseline
Because "she" was really a Queen
Penetration was easy
If just a bit sleazy
His boyfriends name was Christine
A sorority diva from UConn
The lady was quite fond of Vaseline
Because "she" was really a Queen
Penetration was easy
Maryanne wanted more than he gave her
From this rut she wanted a waiver
With permission in hand
She hired a band
The brass section now highly in favor
Maryanne wanted more than he gave her
From this rut she wanted a waiver
With permission in hand
Her boyfriend she canned
The rest had to sign a disclaimer
Maryanne wanted more than he gave her
From this rut she wanted a waiver
She took to the streets
Spent time between sheets
But always came back to the neighbor.
The lady was quite fond of Vaseline
Maryanne wanted more than he gave her
From this rut she wanted a waiver
With permission in hand
Her Bartholin glands quite efficient
Juices flowed, she was hardly deficient
Slippin' 'n slidin'
A sensitive virgin named Mae
In her pants, with her fingers, would play
Demure and discreet
She raised the heat
Changing undies a few times a day
Her Bartholin glands quite efficient
A sensitive virgin named Mae
In her pants, with her fingers, would play
Demure and discreet
A surly young brat with three tits
Each date was a battle of wits
A damsel with strong carnal urges
Suffered badly through most power surges
Her wand from Hitachi
Glowed like a hibachi
A pretty young lass dressed in gingham
Had nipples so big you could ping ‘em
Of them she was proud
Her praise was sung loud
Shouting, "Finest hooters in Nottingham."
A damsel with strong carnal urges
A lecherous lass from Louisville
Loved giving and getting a thrill
Liked being on top
A woman was up to the task
Kept something warm in a flask
She said with a grin
Invited him in
"I'm trading in my flask for a cask"
A lecherous lass from Louisville
A woman was up to the task
Kept something warm in a flask
She said with a grin
