A guy from China who loved munchies
A plate of laced brownies he seized
Somehow sailed to the Azores
Where he discovered s'mores
Then moved on to sample string cheese
A woman was up to the task
A guy from China who loved munchies
He seized a plate of laced brownies
There once was a sorcerer’s apprentice
Who was afflicted with non compos mentis
Performed his magic
The results were tragic
Another profession the resulting consensus
There once was a girl from Geneva
A lady of pure, wild ecstasy
Is the result of sleeping with me
A frenzy of lust
All had access to thrust
A squirter she turned out to be
There once was a sorcerer's apprentice
A sexy young girl shaved her friend
A cock with a distinctive bend
She took it in hand
Then probed for his gland
And aimed it at her rear end
A lady of dubious morals
A woman of exquisite taste
Was know to be very chaste
Kept herself pure
A cute little chick with nice cheeks
Had skills of which nobody speaks
Some against lush rules
Other obeys like fools
But always the best of techniques
A woman of exquisite taste
A cute little chick with nice cheeks
Had skills of which nobody speaks
"If we all considered each other a little more ... and communicated a LOT better, perhaps there would be fewer backs with perceived knives in them."
would that we could. Alas, it seems the first and/or the loudest makes "right" many times
This naughty girl from Chicago
Made paddles and floggers to show
They are up to the job
Can cause people to bob
And on bottoms create a nice glow
It is said 'bout the Bishop of Middlesex
This naughty girl from Chicago
Made paddles and flogger to show
They are up to the job
A crazy old lady from Oak Lawn
Fed her addiction to porn
A day would not pass
Where she longed for some ass
Having just watched "The Black Swan"
This naughty girl from Chicago
A dowager living in Sussex
Liked a light slap on the buttocks
A palm made her twitch
While lounging around on the couch
He said 'Baby, come over and crouch.
She quickly obeyed
Her legs were splayed
And his fingers explored in her pouch
A dowager living in Sussex
While lounging around on the couch
He said 'Baby, come over and crouch.
She quickly obeyed
There was a young lady from NOLA
Who smiled and said her name was Lola
On Fat Tuesday she said
Let's eat pussy instead
and suckle a few areola
While lounging around on the couch
A hiker at Pacific Crest Trail
Was constantly chasing tail
Endowed though he was
He never was crass
More often than not he would fail
There was a young lady from NOLA
A hiker at Pacific Crest Trail
Was constantly chasing tail
Endowed though he was
Having affairs is unwise
There are too many prying eyes
Think twice if you will
Though it adds to the thrill
But result in an early demise
A vintner who lived in Bordeaux
Having affairs is unwise
There are too many prying eyes
Think twice if you will
These three Lushies of Limerick forum
Was voted best by a quorum
Congrats to all
Lucy, a happy hermaphrodite
Whose fave time of day was the night
She'd strip to her knicks
suck pussies or dicks
and acts not allowed in daylight
There once was a gal from Tacoma
Lucy, a happy hermaphrodite
Whose fave time of day was the night
She'd strip to her knicks
It happened late one night
And gave me one heck of a fright
'Twas about to cum
As it started to hum
And smoke as it commenced to ignite
Lucy, a happy hermaphrodite
It happened late one night
And gave me one heck of a fright
'Twas about to cum
A woman from Tulsa had a strange cunt
She came when it got hit with a punt
Her boyfriend would kick her
Lick 'er 'n stick 'er
Her shouts would draw a large crowd
If her lover was quite well endowed
They would ooohhh and ahhhh
When she took off her bra
And her furrow was vigorously ploughed
A woman from Tulsa had a strange cunt
Her shouts would draw a large crowd
If her lover was quite well endowed
There was a lady that loved to be seen
So her cunt she would dutifully preen
She'd shave every hair
Her folds to prepare
There was a lady that loved to be seen
So her cunt she would dutifully preen
