A dirty old man from West Leeds
Took care of the widow's carnal needs
He licked and sucked
and properly fucked
A dirty old man from West Leeds
Took care of the widow's carnal needs
Some of the rides are quite dark
In a special section of the park
Raging tumescence
A gentleman from Queensland
Traveled towards Disneyland
Gleefully rode each ride
with ladies on each side
Practicing things that Mickey had banned
Some of the rides are quite dark
In parts of Australia, I’m told
Women are cute and men are bold
Who comes out on top
This burlesque dancer from MGM
Had a skill that impressed all the men
Hips swayed like a twister
And the men that had kissed her
You should see how she writes with a pen
This burlesque dancer from MGM
Had a skill that impressed all the men
Her tassels would twirl
Gave a black eye to Earl
Then there was the chick from Minsk.
Who wrote to a chat friend in Pinsk
"I've been really horny
But the situation is thorny"
And decided to meet in Smolensk
A Roman of old named Horatio
Then there was the chick from Minsk.
Who wrote to a chat friend in Pinsk
People came from near and afar
To gaze on his prodigious "superstar"
His balls were always quite full
All it would take is one pull
His dick would get tense
then eruptions commence
His balls were always quite full
All it would take is one pull
There was a young man named McNamiter
Whose shaft had a quite large diameter
But it wasnt the size
Gave the girls a surprise
A man once wanted to be King
Though his dick was hardly a royal thing
It rarely got hard
Kind of like lard
Good for nothing except a plaything.
There was a young man named McNamiter
A man once wanted to be King
though his dick was hardly a royal thing
She yelled and jumped up and down for joy
"What a delightful, impressive new toy"
Long and thick
And hard as a brick
She yelled and jumped up and down for joy
"What a delightful, impressive new toy"
A wrinkly man from old San Jose
Met a lady who loves Rosé
As she pulled back the foreskin
She said "I don't get the appeal,
its less pleasure and more an ordeal."
At first she let out a loud yell
For the pain was worse than hell
For want of K. Y.
A stunning young lady from Sweden
To her lover said, "go ahead and proceed in"
His dick also had a strange bend
From the front he could bugger his lady friend
Robert had strange looking testicles
He liked to flash them in vestibules
He thought it was normal
And rather informal
A drunken man from East Timor
Said double-vision lets me see more
Four hands in stock
And a double cock
Still seeking a double back door
But continue the plunging she did
And all the way up her it slid
The vibe so intense
She just lost her sense
Almost passing out, God forbid
Robert had strange looking testicles
A lass from North Carolina
Bought a dildo constructed in China
It was quite cheap
And when pushed in deep
Caused spasms in her tiny vagina
But continue the plunging she did
We each have our fantasy lover
The one we prefer from all others
Be they girl or a guy
If for sale, you would buy
Fond memories to rediscover
A lass from North Carolina
A good Mistress never causes real harm
Just the frisson of sexual alarm
Pleasure’s better than pain
But blend to the same
A woman from near Timbuktu
Danced around in her ballerina’s tutu
She wore nothing on top
but welts from a crop
"Hail to the King and the Queen
And the knights jerked off ‘til they’re seen
Her Highness bent over
Ass white as the Cliffs of Dover
Jester used his scepter in between
A woman from near Timbuktu
"Hail to the King and the Queen
And the knights jerked off ‘til they’re seen
Her Highness bent over
The Jester then pranced for the King
Carrying his dildo scepter with blings
Queen whispered to hubby
